Hello my favorite little author. This is something that I’ve been trying to picture for a while, Can you write headcanons of Eto’s wedding please. That way she can have a happy ending to 😊.

– She still teases Kaneki at the altar, asking him if he has any objections. Kaneki is mortified.

– She interrupts “you may now kiss” to kiss. She can’t even wait for the end of the sentence.

– Noro is the officiant. Which may prompt Tatara to ask if this is legal, since he’s technically dead. As a result, Tatara may or may not be run through by Eto’s kagune at the rehearsal.

– RED SPIDER LILIES EVERYWHERE.

– Eto will have a wild, wild, WILD reception. Featuring Takizawa as DJ and Kurona as the savior of their dance music.

– Hinami is maid of honor. Naturally. Eto makes sure to throw Hina the bouquet, too. And to smirk at Ayato.

– Eto wears a short, unconventional wedding dress. Perhaps gothic.

– She enters a dance battle with Tsukiyama Shuu and Urie Kuki. Tsukiyama is about to win but then he feels bad since she’s the bride.

I moving house tomorrow and I’m feeling a bit emotional so can I get some ayahina moving in together hcs?

Awwww moving is always emotional. I feel you. ❤

– Hinami is stunned to discover that Ayato hired Chie to paint a large mural of butterflies on their bedroom wall.

– Overall, Ayato hates decorating, frankly. Hinami loves it, though, for which he is eternally grateful.

– He does, however, insist on on jet black, gothic plate set. Hinami decides it isn’t with the fight and agrees.

– Ayato is relieved to have his own place, a place where he doesn’t have to fear being hunted down. And he’s especially happy to come home to Hinami.

– Hinami loves living with her best friend. She makes their home as perfect as she can. Their apartment always always smells floral, there’s plenty of sunshine, and their bed is very comfortable.

– Hinami also gets excited about showering together… 😉 Ayato was not expecting that to be the first activity she proposed after they were done decorating. But he was thrilled.

– No coffee maker. Touka would kill them if they didn’t support her cafe.

– Ayato and Hinami were anxious to break the news to Touka, Kaneki, and Yomo, but everyone was supprotive and thought it was a great idea. Once Kaneki was reassured that Hinami was not, in fact, pregnant and he did not actually have to break all 206 of Ayato’s bones.

Hinami is pregnant and hasn’t told Ayato, so when she goes to tell Touka so she can ask for advice, Touka starts loudly balling (partially because of hormones of being 7-9 months pregnant herself, but also because her baby brother and honorary baby sister are going to be parents) immediately.

“Onee-chan, I’m sorry; I’m so sorry!” Hinami gags.

Her beloved Touka is bawling before her, slumped on the counter of her new cafe. As if she’s about to go into labor at any second, and Hinami may have pulled the trigger.

“I know we should have been responsible, but we were so passionate and – I’m sorry. Please don’t blame Ayato,” Hinami pleads.

“No, no, no,” Touka waves her hand. “You’re smart – enough – to know – Ken and I did the same.”

HInami nods slowly.

“I just, we’re going to be parents and then my baby brother and honorary sister are gonna be parents and our kids will be best friends and now you’re officially going to be in the family and it’s killing me,” Touka blubbers.

“You’re not mad?” HInami gasps.

“No!” Touka throws her arms around Hinami’s neck. “I love you!!!”

“I’m so glad.” HInami blinks back her own tears as she draws Touka closer to her.

An avalanche of liquid splashes on HInami’s shoes. “Um.”

She and Touka look at the ground. Water rushes down Onee-chan’s legs.

“Your water broke! I sent you into labor!” Hinami shrieks.

“Shut up, this will be you in – what – eight months?” Touka mutters as she sinks to the floor. “Call Ken. And an ambulance.”

Throughout labor, Touka keeps joking that this is what Hinami has to anticipate. Kaneki is too busy crying over Touka to notice.

Ayato, meanwhile, drags HInami away to interrogate her. They’ve just finished their talk -and Ayato is weeping – when Big Uncle Yomo appears to interrogate Ayato himself.

Which ghoul is unexpectedly frickin terrified of mice?

Ayato is frickin’ terrified. He may have woken Hinami up at 3 am screaming because he found a mouse skittering across his arm. He was too scared to even use his kagune.

Hina, naturally, found it cute and adopted it.

Ayato’s pulse was slowly returning to normal when Yomo, Touka, and Kaneki burst in, thinking he was being murdered.

Everyone then panicked because they were not expecting Hinami there. And Ayato’s pulse went straight back up. And he ~~fainted~~ the results are unknown.

How do the canon/basically canon ships partners react to getting told by their significant other to kiss them? (add fururize in there too bc I’m still said over my fruit boy)

Touken – Touka melts inside and takes her time; Kaneki frantically acquiesces.

Akiramon – Amon sweeps Akira in his arms and gives her a long, lingering kiss; Akira tackles him first.

Ayahina – Ayato asks if she’s sure and blushes; Hinami gives Ayato the longest, sweetest look of his life before rewarding him.

Utaren – Uta gives Yomo a teasing peck; Yomo basically gives Uta full mouth-to-mouth.

Mutsurie – Mutsuki is excited but nervous; Urie involuntarily shivers with amazement.

Nakimiza – Naki adds lots of sound effects and laughter; Miza kisses him with full seduction-mode.

Takeomi/Yoriko – Takeomi bows and states how honored he is; Yoriko still turns bright pink.

Tsukikana – Tsukiyama pulls out the rose he’s been keeping in his pocket and says “but of course, ma chere!”; Karren leaps atop him.

Uihai – Ui gasps and momentarily freezes; Hairu takes a bite of melon bun to tease him first.

Fururize – Furuta squeals and dies of happiness; Rize bites his lips like they’re food.

Takirona – Seidou catches his breath in wonder; Kurona responds with “I was wondering when you’d ask.”

(sorry I’m never giving up Mutsurie haha).

Since we know Ayato handles romance like his dad, how about when he’s trying to properly ask out Hinami, he chickens out half way and asks her if she likes bread?

“Hey, Hinami…” Ayato clears his throat. He leans across the counter of :Re.

“Hi, Ayato!” Hinami waves. “I was just telling Touka about my idea to open up a house for all the Dragon Orphans.”

“Uh – a house? like an orphanage?” Ayato blinks in surprise.

“Yeah. I mean, we all know what it’s like to be alone…so I want these kids to feel that as little as possible.” Hinami swings her legs back and forth. “What do you think?”

“I think it’s a great idea,” he squeaks. Touka smirks at him from behind Hinami.

How dare you. He wants to strangle his pregnant sister. How dare she encourage him to ask Hinami out when she knew Hinami was gonna come in with the next Mother Teresa plan? Now he just feel dumb.

“Eh…Hinami.” He licks his lips.

“Yes?” Hinami straightens.

“Do you – do you -”

Touka makes a rolling gesture with her hands.

“Do you like bread?”

In the corner of the coffeeshop, Saiko the Quinx spits her coffee all over that prim investigator Ui.

How are yomouta, nakimiza and ayahina with having a deaf child?

Yomouta

– They insist all the clowns and :Re learn sign language in preparation.

– Yomo is determined that their child will have a relatively normal life despite their deafness. He makes sure they know that there is nothing wrong with them.

– Uta never snuck up on their child to scare them, thinking it unfair. However, their child felt different as a result, and once Uta realized that, he is constantly hiding himself to surprise them.

Nakimiza

– Miza reads all the information she has on deafness and what life is like for the deaf.

– Naki cries, because he doesn’t want anyone to make fun of them.

– They both resolve to treat their child as normally as possible, and Naki occasionally suggests that Nishiki and Kimi figure out how to use Rc cells to help deaf people hear if they want to.

Ayahina

– Ayato is preemptively ready to beat any bullies up

– Hinami is very patient and huggable if their child feels frustrated

– Both parents help hone their child’s other skills – sight, smell, touch, taste (okay Uncle Shuu takes that one), and assure them that they are not inferior.

MY AYAHINA ASS WAS REALLY HAPPY WITH THAT ONE SCENE may I please have some Ayato missing Hinami while she’s in cochlea?

The shipping game was strong this episode. Pierrot might bungle everything else but at LEAST they got the ships right!

Miza and Naki tiptoe to Ayato’s room.

“Ayato?” Miza calls out tentatively.

He doesn’t respond, as she expected. Naki knocks open the door anyways.

He looks up with a start. His eyes are bloodshot.

“They’re going to use her and then kill her, like she’s an object,” he growls.

“It sucks,” Miza says.

“If you ever need to rescue her, we’ll help,” Naki says. “Whether the bosses approve or not.”

Miza shoots him a glare. “Naki, calm down.”

“Do I have to lose everyone?” Ayato asks. “Everyone. My mom. My dad. Touka disapproves of me. Hinami is good as dead.”

He shivers involuntarily at the words. “I’d turn myself in if I could free her.”

Tears return to his eyes, and he brushes them away with anger. Two tickets to the latest superhero movie fall out of his pocket. He swears and holds his head in his hands, staring, staring, staring at those tickets for a future that isn’t his.

“We never even got to have our first date.”

nobody knows about ayato and hinami being a thing (which has surprised them) except miza, and naturally, eto. however, touka and kaneki go to wake them up with a cup of coffee and see them “doin the do” pretty roughly, and ayato and hinami dont notice them until touka drops the coffee to the ground

“Hina,” Ayato whines as Hinami straddles him.

“I’m so glad you’re back,” she whispers, nuzzling his neck.

“Me too. Even with the kids.” Ayato winks.

“Practice, am I right?” Hinami blushes, and Ayato is flooded with thrills that she would want to spend the rest of her life with him.

“Don’t hold back,” he begs her as their passion rises.

A cup smashes to the ground.

Ayato and Hina whip around to see Touka standing there, her nose bleeding and coffee splattered over her skirt.

Kaneki lunges forward, kakugan on full display, but Touka drags him back. “Let’s give them some privacy. Lock the door next time, Ayato!”

“Don’t lecture me about responsibility, pregnant one!” Ayato howls as Hinami uses her butterfly kagune to shut the door.

“Now.” Hinami smiles at him. “Where were we?”

Outside, Kaneki and Touka stare at each other. And scream.

what are some headcannons of urie’s reaction to finding out sasaki is married (cause that means his two greatest “enemies” are married before him) will this just harden his resolve to confess to mutsuki?

– Urie: Oh no. No! Fuck. Fuck this shit. Help!

– Immediately contemplates falling his knees before Mutsuki right then and there. With Touka, Kaneki, Tsukiyama, and Saiko watching.

– But then he gets very scared that Mutsuki will reject him. That there’s something wrong with Urie. So he vacillates back and forth between what to do.

– While Urie is scratching his head and internally melting down, Mama Touka notices what’s going on and drags him outside Kaneki’s room for a confrontation.

– “How did you tell Kaneki about your feelings?” Urie will whine. “I asked him if he was a virgin,” Touka will reply.

– …

– Once Urie.exe has recovered from his horror, they will realize that Ayato has been standing behind them the whole time.

– …

– Ayato and Urie will make a pact to confess to their respective beloveds, to be enforced by Touka.