More sin! Are the guys of Tokyo Ghoul a boob man, an ass man, or a leg man?

Kaneki Ken – boobs. They’re so squishy. 

Nagachika Hideyoshi – like his BFF, he also prefers boobs.

Nishiki Nishio – ass, probably

Tsukiyama Shuu – ass. He does envy boobs, however. 

Koma Enji – all about them legs

Yoshimura Kuzen – He’d probably be more innocent, like a “smile man.”

Yomo Renji – ass, but ashamed of it.

Uta – ass and totally proud of it. 

Tatara – strong legs to kick the enemy.

Kirishima Ayato – boobs, but they also make him laugh so…

Noro – boobs kinda fascinate him 

Yamori – he’ll beat your ass

Naki – shapely legs are delicious in many ways.

Mado Kureo – legs. They’re useful.

Amon Koutarou – boobs. They’re cute. 

Takizawa Seidou – ass. It’s sexy, unlike how he views himself. 

Urie Kuki – strong legs. make yourself useful. 

Mutsuki Tooru – finely sculpted legs.

Shirazu Ginshi – boooobs

Higemaru Touma – quite an ass fan.

Aura Shinsanpei – boobs but like…he’s resigned himself to never seeing them in person.

Washuu Matsuri – Urie’s ass

Washuu Yoshitoki – rather fond of boobs himself

Arima Kishou – boobs both fluster and excite him

Ui Koori – boobs. How do girls move with them? Why are they so pretty? 

Take Hirako – legs are beautiful.

Itou Kuramoto – asses are attractive. if you have it, might as well flaunt it. 

Suzuya Juuzou – he likes how smooth legs are. 

Hanbee Abara – boobs, but they also intimidate him

Mizurou Tamaki – ass 

Miyuki Mikage – legs, legs tall enough to reach his height

Keijin Nakarai – ass and boobs. he chooses both. 

Kuriowa Takeomi – asses fascinate him

Kuriowa Iwao – his wife’s boobs 

Shinohara Yukinori – all about those long legs.

Mougan Tanakamaru – he appreciates a finely sculpted ass. His own, specifically.

Furuta Nimura – Boobs. Rize’s boobs. His own lack of boobs. Boobs. 

What are some characters’ sleeping positions?

Let me know if you want any others! These were the first I thought of. 🙂 

Kaneki Ken – fetal position 

Kirishima Touka – knees bent

Fueguchi Hinami – cuddling her pillow

Kirishima Ayato – whatever looks the least comfortable so he can brag about it later. He’s tried standing more than once

Tsukiyama Shuu – arms spread out

Kanae Von Rosewald – falls asleep on her knees praying for Master Shuu

Yomo Renji – on his side

Uta – arms above his head

Amon Koutarou – on his back

Akira Mado – on her back, a pillow under her knees to support her muscles

Takizawa Seidou – fetal position 

Mutsuki Tooru – curled into a ball

Urie Kuki – stick-straight, on his back

Yonebayashi Saiko – on her stomach

Higemaru Touma – snow-angel pose

Aura Shinsanpei – crushed against the wall

Hsaio Ching-Li – she’s not fond of pillows

Shirazu Ginshi – on his back

Ui Koori – on his stomach

Hairu Ihei – drowning in a sea of pink pillows

Arima Kishou – knees bent

Yoshimura Eto – constantly tossing and turning, so really ALL THE POSITIONS

Suzuya Juuzou – fetal position 

In the Minami/Arima au, I think Saiko straight up calls Minami “Mommy”, so can I have a scenario of a Christmas where Arima hears Saiko call his wife mommy? I need his reaction

“I got you a present!” Saiko hands a cope of The Nightmare Before Christmas to Minami. “This seems like your type of movie, Mommy.” 

Minami grins.

Arima coughs on the cookie in his mouth.

“Do you need eggnog?” Minami winks and hands her husband her glass.

He gladly gulps it, but his face is now purple. “Yonebayashi.”

People are staring. Akira is smirking, Suzuya laughs, and Sasaki looks oddly touched.

“I figured Mommy was better than Grandmommy.” Saiko smiles and walks away, savoring every moment of existential crisis that plagues Arima. 

I kinda ship Minami and Arima, and so if she was kept alive and they got married, hcs? Fluffy, nsfw, CCG, married life, just before, it doesn’t matter. I just need more of my otp which seems to be a rare pair ;-;

I answered part of this here, but here’s a few more since you clearly need more OTP. ;D

SFW

– Minami came soooooo close to losing it when Arima dragged Kaneki after the Anteiku fight. She chewed him out later on being “unnecessarily harsh” and “mean,” to which he responded by drawing a simple Jack-O-Lantern on a paper and handing it to her. She admitted defeat there. 

– Minami is sometimes known as the brains behind Zero Squad, even though Arima is very smart, too.

– For a while, Minami tried to mentor Furuta. Arima warned her against it, but she heard about this garden boi freeing Rize and as a result, has a soft spot for him. 

– Furuta, in turn, once asked her if she was Lantern. Arima’s response was savage and though we don’t know everything that happened between them, Furuta never brought it up again.

– Tsuneyoshi once called Minami a “necessary strumpet” to keep Arima fighting. Arima was furious, and Yoshitoki even helped Arima by cutting the wires for hot water in the Washuu household for a day.

– Speaking of Yoshitoki, Minami flat-out told him his son was gay multiple times and has given Matsuri plenty of encouragement. Arima supports this by making sure Tsuneyoshi doesn’t find out.

NSFW

– Minami enjoys a variety of different positions. Arima prefers missionary.

– On their wedding night, Minami pranked him by wearing a Jack-O-Lantern over her head and a scanty negligee underneath. He couldn’t stop laughing.

– Arima refuses to wear a jack-o-lantern hat. Ever.

– When he’s stressed, Minami may or may not make out with him…or more… in his office.

Please. A scenario in which Arima bursts out laughing that no one is allowed to talk about for fear of First Rate Hunk™

First Rate Hunk, eh? 😉

Arima walks into his office with a sigh. The lights are dimmer these days, and he can barely see out of his right eye.

He’s very tired and allows himself to slump over at his desk.

“Knock, knock.” Hirako, Ui, and Hairu hurry in. “Arima, we have all this paperwork and -”

“HELL ALMIGHTY.” Hairu swears and points to Arima’s cabinets, the cabinets he hasn’t really been able to see because they’re on his right.

“Oh, hello.” Shio waves. He’s standing atop Yusa, who stands atop Rikai, who strains on her hands and knees.

His hands are in Arima’s candy drawer. 

“Whoa!” Yusa wobbles, and RIkai lets them all fall.

Arima bursts out laughing. 

“Did you just freeze when he came in?” Hirako cries.

“How did you not notice?” Ui exclaims.

“Shio, Yusa, Rikai.” Arima wipes his eyes. 

“You told us to practice stealth,” Yusa says.

“That I did.” Arima shakes his head in amusement. “If any of you mention this, I swear you’ll discover the true meaning of IXA.”

“Not even to Sasaki?” Shio whines. “Because I just texted him while we were talking.

Can I have some sfw and nsfw hcs if Uruka Minami lived and she and Arima got married? They’re the same age and I think if they joined up properly she’d join squad zero at least to begin with.

Hehe I’ve gotten a few Minami asks these last few days! So exciting.

SFW

– Minami survived her fight with Arima because Eto whisked her away at the last moment. She later confront Arima after Eto helped her break into his apartment. He got so scared when she began crying, he lost control of IXA and cut into his neighbor’s wall.

– Arima softened considerably and eventually convinced Tsuneyoshi that he’d found a ghoul who would be very helpful for V. Minami, of course, was dedicated to Arima and Eto’s plan. 

– Minami serves as a mentor to Hairu and low key ships her with Ui.

– Minami also asked Arima why he chose Akira to be Kaneki’s mother figure and not her. He replied by asking if she ever saw herself a mother, which led to her pretending to have a positive pregnancy test and further turning Arima’s hair white.

– Arima’s heart swells with pride every time he sees her fight. That’s my wife. 

NSFW

– Watching Arima in battle tends to send Minami’s desires into overdrive. She will arrange for an adventurous night off soon. 

– Minami loves being the big spoon because she knows it unnerves Arima. 

– Minami once tried to seduce Arima in his office. It went well until Hirako walked in and saw a kagune out. This is, by the way, how Hirako found out about the Washuu’s true nature. He was too scarred to say anything. 

– Speaking of, Arima adores when she uses her kagune to pleasure him. It drives him wild. 

I’ve seen the daddy kink is quite popular in this fandom, so what if Hairu started calling Ui like this but it’s too much to handle for ui boi

Oh dear. 

“Can you put these papers on Arima’s desk?” Ui smiles at his girlfriend.

“Okay, Daddy.” She kisses him before dancing away.

Ui wheezes. What? Huh?

Laughter sounds from across the room. Furuta Nimura can’t stand properly. Hirako is bright red.

“Why’d she call him Daddy?” Shio’s eyes are even wider than normal.

“Let’s go practice!” Hirako waves the Squad Zero children away.

“Hairu,” Ui hisses when she returns. “You can’t call me that.”

“Why, Daddy?” Hairu smirks.

Ui’s certain he’s going to melt into a puddle on the floor. Gurgles come out of his mouth. Sweat runs down his forehead. 

Hairu draws him closer. “Why don’t you be my daddy tonight, hmm?”

A crash catches both their attention. Furuta whistles innocently as he steps aside to show Arima, who’s dropped IXA and his jaw to the floor.

Arima is revived and Kaneki gets to talk to him?

Kaneki screams as someone carves him out of his dragon form. “No, wait!”

“Look around you!” A scythe strikes him. He sprawls onto the dingy alley floor. Where is he?

“You nearly demolished all of Tokyo,” growls Arima.

Kaneki stares up at him. “Am I dead?”

“No.” Arima kneels before Kaneki. “The dead are coming back, Kaneki. You can thank Dr. Kanou.”

He does not sound grateful, but Kaneki doesn’t ask.

“You’re supposed to ask me something.” Arima narrows his eyes. 

“How can I? You’re alive, sort of, and people are dying, and Furuta’s won, he’s won, and Touka’s gonna lose our baby,” Kaneki sobs.

Arima turns ashen. “Baby?”

“My wife is pregnant.” Kaneki wipes his eyes.

Deep breaths, Kishou. Pretend you’re Eto. Arima swallows. “So…what happened?”

“I can’t do it!” he cries. “This role. I don’t care enough – I don’t have the energy to support both humans and ghouls. It’s too much, Arima. I can’t even decide.”

“Yes, and that’s why you’re in this position,” Arima says coldly.

“I can’t even lie about killing you effectively.” Kaneki slaps his mentor’s hand away, and Arima feels hurt.

Arima pauses. “Do you want to lie about it?”

“I will.”

“No, I asked, do you want to?”

Kaneki pauses. He shakes his head and begins to cry.

Arima’s never been deft with emotions, but even he can tell Kaneki’s in a bad spot. “Kaneki, please. Stand on your own. Be your own person. If that means casting away the kingship for the better of ghouls, do it. If that means breaking your promise to me…do it. But you can’t keep on as is. You’ll get everyone killed. Your refusal to choose has always been your weakness, and that will kill you.”

“Help me,” Kaneki pleads.

“I will. But I won’t choose for you.”

Arima waves Eto out of the shadows. 

She titters. “I can’t believe we forgot to teach our son about condoms.” 

“This is kind of serious right now,” Arima snaps.

“Kaneki, put on your big boy pants. Time to make decisions.” Eto grins. 

tokyo ghoul boys as commercials

Kaneki Ken – A trailer for the latest thriller novel from Takatsuki Sen.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Come to Hawaii, where it’s sunny all the time!

Nishiki Nishio – The latest pharmaceutical. “If you feel like eating human flesh, talk to your doctor. Nishikimiazole may be right for you.”

Koma Enji – An infomercial on how to make the Devil Ape’s Best Coffee.

Tsukiyama Shuu – L’Oreal, because he’s worth it. 

Urie Kuki – Advertising firm for career building.

Mutsuki Tooru – Mental health awareness.

Shirazu Ginshi – He and Haru star in a new ad for a research study on for Rc cell over-secretion. 

Higemaru Touma – Firefighter appreciation. 

Aura Shinsanpei – A trailer for the latest melodrama.

Amon Koutarou – Dunkin’ Donuts

Takizawa Seidou – Antidepressant medication. 

Suzuya Juuzou – Skittles commercial. 

Hanbee Abara – Social anxiety medication. 

Miyuki Mikage – Science museum ad.

Keijin Nakarai – Can you hear me now? Smartphone service. 

Mizurou Tamaki – The best beef steak in Tokyo!

Shinohara Yukinori – Be a mentor or child sponsorship.

Tatara – Spy thriller movie.

Naki – Rent your best white suit ever.

Yamori – Creepy ad for an undefined “research study.” Pulled after 1 air. 

Ayato Kirishima – Axe Body Spray.

Yomo Renji – Visit Re Cafe! 

Uta – Tattoo shop.

Arima Kishou – Glaucoma PSA.

Nimura Furuta – Maybe it’s Maybelline! Or maybe it’s ghoul regeneration! 

Kuriowa Takeomi – Lumberjacking, or eyebrow styling.

Kuriowa Iwao – Sports ad.

Ui Koori – NicoDerm.

Hirako Take – Sad, abused animal PSA set to moving music.

Ihei Shio – the best ice cream in Tokyo.

Yusa Arima – martial arts studio.

Mayazumi – eyebrow styling.

Hajime Hazuki – PTSD medication. 

Washuu Matsuri – A dating app.

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hiking!

Marude Itsuki – the next gun show.

Tanakamaru Mougan – Hairspray.

Eto takes Arima with her, lingerie shopping!

“Kishou, pay attention.” Eto removes her hands from Arima’s eyes and slips out of the piggy-back ride. 

“What are these?” Arima goggles at the…

“Bras!” Eto holds up one. “We have dominatrix black spikes, sweet princess pink, a rainbow clown…What would you like?”

“Whatever you want.” Arima’s cheeks burn.

“No. I want to know what turns you on the most.” Eto frowns. “Otherwise i’ll have to buy them all, you know. One by one, we’ll test them out until I discover your Achilles’ heel.”

“Eto, no,” Arima protests. He sees the light in her eyes. 

“Hmm. That’s not a bad idea.” Eto points to a garter belt. “Would you like me to wear one? I think I want to.”

She prances to another aisle. “Kishou, what if we get matching corsets?”

“You’ll never get me into one,” he says.

“Not even if I dress up in this?” Eto holds up a green negligee so scanty Arima gasps.

You better believe he wore the corset that night. And that he had his own special closet for every unmentionable Eto purchased that day.