higetori angst

Higemaru tries not to scream. Once again, he’s the helpless puppet of Donato Porpora. 

Only this time, he did it for her. For Hakatori. He shoved her out of the Priest’s way, and now Donato has him on his knees. 

“Hmm, shall I pick up where I left off last time?” Donato purrs.

“Urie’s not here,” Higemaru mutters.

“Yes, he’s not here to turn full ghoul and save you. Hypocrites.” Donato’s eyes flash. “Urie’s father cost me my son. So I can take his son’s son. Of a sort.” 

Not again. Higemaru flinches as Donato’s hands tighten on his shoulder. 

“The fuck?” Hakatori holds her quinques aloft, along with her bikaku. CCG and ghouls alike assemble behind her. The entire team sent to take down the Priest, save one. 

“He’s my friend. Let him go.”

Donato chuckles. “You’re an interesting one. The Bin brothers’ protege, correct? I like you.”

“Thank you,” Hakatori says patiently. “Now release my friend.” 

“I’m sorry, but I just can’t do that.”

Hakatori rolls her eyes. “Pretty sure you can.” 

“He’s a pretty thing. Do you like him?” Donato asks.

Hakatori starts. Well, why not? “He’s my boyfriend.”

“What?” shouts a CCG member. Another ghoul hisses. This sort of mixing – it was okay for the scientist and the ghoul, and the half-ghoul Kaneki and his wife, people with questionable loyalties at best, but a Quinx and an Aogiri member? 

“Yes, a Quinx and a ghoul are dating, get over it,” Hakatori says irritably. 

“Hmm, now I’m almost curious who will kill him first, them or me,” Donato muses.

“We could always not kill?” suggests Higemaru. A shadow falls on them.

Donato spins around as a kakuja slams into him. Hakatori flies forward, swinging her quinques to remove Donato’s kagune. She then grabs Higemaru and leaps to safety. 

“Hello, Father,” says Amon Koutarou. He straightens. “You’ll be arrested again. There is nothing more for you.” 

Hakatori smiles down at Higemaru. “I couldn’t care less what they think.” 

She leans down to kiss him. 

Higemaru returns the kiss eagerly, and the rest of the Quinx clap. Even if CCG doesn’t have their back, their families do. 

“Also,” says Hakatori, “if you ever push me out of the way again, I’ll tear your arm off myself.”

Higemaru blushes. “You know you loved it.”

“After you lived, sure.”

Seiakiamon breaks the fourth wall to find out just what people think of them (as a ship). How do they react? (A Drabble would be amazing but hcs work too)

“Okay, let’s do it.” Amon turns to the readers as Akira seizes Seidou.

“No,” Seidou whines, “I don’t wanna learn that people hate me.”

“We don’t hate you,” say the readers. “We ship the three of you together.”

Amon flushes. “The three of us?”

“Oh, don’t be a prude,” Akira teases. “I mean, I like the both of them, so I’m cool with it.”

“Hah?” Seidou scowls. “No one would want to be with me.” 

Amon groans. 

“We would,” say the readers, “if Akira and Amon didn’t. Do you know how many Seidou  reader fics we read?”

“Really?” Seidou is appalled. And intrigued. And flattered.

Akira grabs him and presses her lips against his left cheek, while dragging Amon forward to kiss his right. “See?”

“Help!” Seidou wails. “Give me the readers instead!”

“You don’t mean that,” say the readers. “We know.”

“Okay, but wait.” Akira wavs her hands. “Are there Akira x reader fics? And Amon x reader?” 

“Both,” answer the readers.

Amon cries, Akira giggles as she requests a fanfiction account, and Seidou alternates between patting Amon’s head and reading scandalous tales over Akira’s shoulder. 

Tokyo Ghoul Juuzou, Shinohara, Houji, Takizawa, Akira and Amon meeting their future :re selves.

OMG

Suzuya Juuzou – He’d be intrigued. A bit confused as to why he chooses certain things. But I think he’d be happy that he’s found friendship and happiness, and that Mr. Shinohara still matters to him.

Shinohara Yukinori – He’d be disquieted at his vegetative state. He would, however, ask about whether his family visits, how they and Suzuya are doing, etc. Once he finds out they’re okay, he’d be more accepting. And he’d be very intrigued by the ghoul who visits to bring him flowers. 

Houji Kousuke – He’d be very disappointed about what happened to Seidou. He’d even debate with himself whether he should have tried to kill him. His :re self will insist on killing Seidou now, Luke-Skywalker-to-Ben-Solo style. But he won’t be able to do it, not yet. 

Takizawa Seidou – He might go a little crazy. He’d deny it flat-out. “There’s no way you are me, goth freak!” And then he’d cry and spend more quality time with his family and Rocky. He’d probably keep it to himself, though. His only way for calm would be denying it and occasionally reminding himself that Akira and Amon did not reject him even then. 

Mado Akira – She’d be intrigued, though the idea that she’d befriend the Rabbit and Yotsume would offend her. She’d also be interested in stopping Seidou and Amon from becoming ghouls, which might cause problems. Amon might then wonder why she kept bringing him donuts every morning. 

Amon Koutarou – He’d be sickened that he’d turn into a ghoul. Once he realizes he can still be a good person and help his friends, as opposed to being the predator Donato was, he’d calm down a little. In time, he’d realize that knowing ghouls and humans are connected far more than he imagined is freeing

Scenario with pregnant Touka at the beach

“I feel like a whale,” Touka mutters, stretching out on the sizzling sand. 

“You’re beautiful!” Kaneki cries, rubbing more sunscreen into her shoulders.

“Meh.” Touka pokes her seven-months-pregnant belly. “Well, the kid’s awake, so they must love the beach.”

“Good.” Kaneki pats her stomach.

“Touka!” Hinami and Ayato race back from the boardwalk. “Here, we got you ice.” 

Hinami shoves a snow cone in Touka’s face. It hasn’t been more than two weeks that ghouls have been able to eat human food. And Touka has, correspondingly, not been able to get enough of sugar.  

“Isn’t it good?” Kaneki asks eagerly as his wife takes a bite.

Touka closes her eyes with pleasure. “This is amazing. Humans are so creative.”

Ayato snorts, but he’s also nursing his own chocolate ice cream cone, so he can’t tease her too much.

“Want to go for a walk in the surf, Onee-chan?” Hinami asks. 

“Ayato, when are you going to make Touka officially Hinami’s Onee-chan?” Kaneki whispers as his wife saunters off with Hina.

“Not before I stab you.” He sticks out his tongue.

———————————-

Touka sniffs the salty, sweet air as surf pounds around her ankles. “The water feels good on my feet.”

“Good.” Hinami smiles. 

“I’m still gonna play volleyball when Akira and Amon get here,” Touka grouses. 

“Obviously. With your ukakus, you and Ayato will dominate,” Hinami says with a smirk.

“I don’t know, if the Quinx show up to help Akira, we’re done,” Touka jokes. Her snow cone dribbles around her lips, red as blood. 

Hinami giggles as two figures wave from down the beach. “That’ll be Akira and Amon.” 

Touka grins as they draw closer. “Hey there.”

Amon nearly chokes.

“Huh?” Touka’s eyes widen with the realization.

Akira elbows him with a laugh. “Amon, dear, it’s a snow cone.”

“I’m sorry!” Amon exclaims. He doesn’t want to make her feel any worse. Really.

Touka flicks cherry syrup onto his face. “There. Now we’re even.”

Au where Kureo is still alive and Amon and Akira want to tell him they’re getting married but as much as he loves his daughter and Amon he can’t process it

“Hi, Dad.” Akira speaks into the throwaway cellphone she purchased from the convenience store across the street from their motel. 

“Akira.” Kureo sounds hesitant. 

She knows she broke his heart during their last conversation, when she confessed to saving Seidou, to betraying her humanity and family and her mother’s memory. He probably didn’t expect to hear from her again. 

“I’m calling because Amon and I have some news.”

“Amon?!”

“He’s alive too, Dad. Same as Seidou. Would you kill him?” Akira blinks back tears. Amon slips his hand into hers.

“Come back,” Kureo whispers. He can’t bear to answer the question; it could tear his world apart. 

“Anyhow.” Akira hardens her voice. “Amon and I are getting married.”

“Akira!” Kureo often dreamt about Akira happy with Amon, of grandchildren. But now? “He’s a ghoul. And you’re -”

“A traitor,” Akira cuts in. “I know, Dad.”

She hangs up, shaking.

“I’m sorry,” Amon says, stroking her hair. 

“You’re worth it. Ghouls are worth it, actually.” Akira laughs a little. “Shall we get ready?”

When they return from their drive-through wedding, Akira is focused on on her husband. In his arms, she feels freer than she’s ever been.

“What’s this?” Amon carries her into their motel room before hurrying back into the hallway, where a card lies. 

Daughter and son-in-law.

Akira starts. She opens it gingerly.

 Congratulations to you both. I love you.

Akira’s mouth falls open. “He…he knows where we are.”

“And he hasn’t told anyone.” Amon smiles. “There’s hope for him.”

“And we have his blessing,” Akira jokes as she pulls Amon in for another kiss. 

Descriptive Akiramon smut? (yes im thirsty)

AKIRAMON YASSSSS

“I’m sorry you can’t have donuts,” Akira says. Is she supposed to say that? Is it awkward?

Well, she thinks as she eyes Amon sitting on their bed, it can’t be more awkward than the two of them checking into a hotel room as Mr. and Mrs. Kusaba.

Amon shrugs. “It is what it is.”

“I suppose.” Akira walks closer and kisses him again.

He responds more forcefully than before, wrapping his arms around her shoulders. But then he pulls back.

“You don’t…you’re not disgusted kissing a ghoul?”

“You’re my friend. I don’t care what species you are,” Akira says, and somehow, despite her upbringing, she knows this is true.

Amon buries his tongue in her mouth, and Akira gasps slightly. She loves the taste of his saliva, even if he’s flavored like ghouls and humans. She loves him for how is his and all he’s suffered. For helping save Seidou and her. 

She pushes him down onto the bed. “Koutarou…how far are you comfortable going?”

He cherishes the sound of his name on her lips. “As far as you want.”

“I want to make love you, Amon.” It’s not what a proper investigator would do. But Akira is done being a proper investigator. She’d rather be a good investigator. 

“Are you sure?” Amon runs his hands through her flaxen hair. 

She nods, and his eyes glisten. “Please do.” 

Akira responds by ripping her shirt off. 

Amon gasps.

“What? I know I don’t have a large chest, but it’s still something, right?” Akira sticks out her tongue.

He laughs. “Here.” 

He tries to pull of his shirt, but his hands shake, and his fingers slip on the buttons.

Akira chuckles and slowly releases his shirt. She kisses his breast, and Amon sighs.

His face flushes as he realizes Akira has removed her skirt and underwear. “You…you’re beautiful.”

“So are you.” Akira smiles as his fingers explore her body. Finally, she helps tug off his pants and kisses his intimate parts. 

Finally, after their bodies join and after he – responsibly – pulls out before his climax, they lay panting in rhythm, soaked in sweat and love as they stare into each other’s eyes.

“Wow,” Akira says slyly.

“You’re incredible.” Amon pulls her closer for more cuddles. 

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please. 

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki. 

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way. 

Kosaka Yoriko – No? 

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science. 

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself. 

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone. 

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot. 

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes. 

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself. 

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul. 

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell. 

Marude Itsuki – Hell no. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes. 

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie. 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response. 

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish. 

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes. 

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical. 

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me. 

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES. 

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly. 

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course. 

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this? 

Urie Kuki – indubitably. 

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦 

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes. 

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦 

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you. 

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough. 

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls. 

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu. 

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it. 

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud. 

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED. 

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler. 

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me? 

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet? 

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine? 

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)