maybe something where hajime steals brooke’s (from peace sign/scapegoat) glasses as a prank and brooke decides to get back at him …with her limited vision

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign” and its sequel, “ScapeGOAT.”

“Get back here, you little twerp!” Brooke scrambles after a laughing Hajime.

“Come and get me!” Hajime laughs across the cafe. When Brooke hesitates – are those blurs chairs, children, or what? – he continues to mock. “What are you, scared?”

“I am not scared!” Brooke lunges for him, but Hajime scampers outside, where he unleashes his kagune.

“Where – are my glasses in your kagune?!” Brooke squints, but she can’t make out the details. “You little shit.”

“That’s my name. Don’t wear it out,” Hajime teases.

“I’m gonna murder you!” Now Brooke’s kagune emerges.

“Um, maybe don’t?” Higemaru begs, chasing after his wife.

“Make me stop, then!” Hajime chortles.

“Stay out of this!” Brooke shrieks.

Higemaru groans.

Five minutes later, a TSC patrols rushes up. Tsukiyama and Marude step outside, staring at the sight of…not the reported ghoul battle…but Brooke and Hajime, their own Quinx and Oggai, shouting insults at each other.

“LOL I gotta film this.” Tsukiyama yanks out his phone.

“I shoulda done this ages ago, you brat!” Brooke yells.

“What should we do?” The usually decisive Marude is now dumbfounded.

“Nothing, because disaster is about to fall from the heavens.” Tsukiyama gestures towards a heavily pregnant Touka Kirishima, who storms out of her cafe.

“You’re scaring my customers.” Touka growls. Her ukaku begins to grow, and her eyes darken.

Hajime and Brooke immediately vanquish their kagunes, but to Hajime’s distress, Touka still shoots his hand with a small RC bolt.

His glasses drop, and Brooke scrambles to grab them. “Thank you, Touka.”

“You’re no fun,” Hajime complains.

“You know what’s going to be even less fun? This police report,” Marude grumbles.

Ok since my curiosity got to the better of me, Can I ask for the extension of Maya and Hajime’s babysitting mishap? (Like the parents reaction etc.) Erica probably wasn’t too happy with either of them for nearly loosing her niece, so maybe the GOAT kids could come into play to try to help Hajime and Mayazumi win her over again! >u<

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s ScapeGOAT.

UiHai

– Ui is aghast. He is appalled. Both by Masanori’s cheery disregard for rules and the possible dangers his kid faced!

– Hairu, since she used to dream of sneaking out of the garden, is more sympathetic. She tries to relate to Masanori while encouraging him to never do that again.

– It almost works. But Masanori is too smart for his own good; he begins to piece together similarities between his Mommy’s upbringing and Ryuu’s. So…more sneaking out is required.

Ui Koharu/Takeo Ryohei

– Ryohei is just relieved that Shouhei is okay. To be honest, his attempts to be stern fall apart.

– Koharu finishes the talk, however. She’s angry but controlled, and quite nuanced. She makes it clear that both the babysitters and the kids are at fault.

– Ryohei is impressed at his wife and just a tad desperate to kiss her when they finish talking with Shouhei.

– Shouhei is a bit nervous to follow Masanori’s mischief now. Until Masanori persuades him again.

Mizurou Tamaki/Ayase Michiko

– Mizurou can’t stop laughing. It’s a problem exacerbated by the rest of Suzuya Squad loving all the photos of Hajime and Mayazumi with painted faces.

– Michiko may be the only one who does not dismiss the idea of Ryuu as an imaginary friend. This concerns her.

Akita Erica

– Is not going to let Hajime and Mayazumi forget anytime soon. They will buy her dinner in penance, but still.

– She threatens to lose them in battle as revenge.

– Will definitely ensure EVERYONE sees footage of their face paint.

– She may offer Mayazumi forgiveness and a hug later, though, if he seems distressed enough. Maybe this will…alllow them to talk about feelings. Or mutually understand without talking, because that’s totally how it works rightttttt.

Akita Brooke/Touma Higemaru

– Higemaru gently suggests that Brooke take a walk first to cool off.

– Higemaru first speaks to Nagisa, explaining the issue in ways tht Nagisa and understand. He then encourages Nagisa to apologize to Hajime and Mayazumi, which Nagisa does.

– Brooke returns and waits as Higemaru explains to Hajime and Mayazumi how to “avoid losing the kids you’re babysitting.” Just…tapping….her…foot. Her mama glare is enough to scare the two into seriousness.

– Nagisa then apologize to Brooke, too, for worrying her, and Brooke and Higemaru both tear up.

masanori kidnaps oscar the otter

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Masanori, what is this?” Hairu holds up a brilliantly fluffy, well-loved animal her son has hidden under his bed.

“Nothing,” Masanori says evasively.

“It looks like Brooke’s missing toy.”

Masanori pouts. “It’s not.”

“Masanori, are you lying?” Ui asks sternly, coming up behind Hairu.

Their child squeaks. “Yes.”

“Well, at least you admit it.” Ui sighs. “Hairu, can you call Brooke?”

“But I like otters! I wanna cuddle it!” Masanori grabs the animal.

“We can get you your own otter,” Hairu assures him. “But we don’t steal, Masanori.”

“Why?” Masanori frowns. “I wanted it more.”

“Are you sure?” Ui asks slowly. He’s never had someone ask why stealing is wrong before. He just assumed everyone knew that.

“Yes.” Masanori sticks out his lip.

Ui chuckles. “Then…then you could have asked Brooke. I’m sure she’d let you borrow it, but without asking she thought he’d vanished and she was very worried.”

“Oh.” Masanori looks concerned, to Ui’s relief. Maybe he is breaking through, after all.

Kids. They make him continually question morality.

Higemaru and Saiko find Oscar the Otter and their reaction to Brooke’s ‘secret’ plush friend.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Higmaru thinks it’s adorable. He wants to dress Oscar up in a suit and tie. He may be planning on asking Brooke out to dinner using a cute Oscar.

Saiko disagrees. She doesn’t trust Hige to actually ask her. So, her plan is to kidnap Oscar, put him in a metal bikini a la Leia, and send Brooke ransom notes.

The ransom would be going out with Higemaru. When Hige protests that it’s a bit too manipulative to start a relationship, Saiko concedes…

And places notes leading Brooke to find Oscar in Higemaru’s room anyways.

Brooke is a supporter of Higetori and finds it fun to step up little situations for them to get them together. (Higemaru is her best friend and wants him to be happy)

Brooke *would.*

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– First, Brooke needs to investigate this Hakatori. Is she a good match for Higemaru? A coffee date and a girl’s night with the beta-quinx are fantastic ways to analyze this ghoul.

– Brooke will then keep meeting with Hakatori for coffee, but slip Higemaru into their conversations more and more.

– Brooke then sets up a sparring session with Higemaru and Hakatori. Bikaku vs. bikaku. She makes sure to suggest Urie take Mutsuki out earlier that day, so there’s only one bikaku Quinx.

– Brooke knows she needs backup, so Saiko is informed of Higemaru’s crush. Saiko takes the lead encouraging Higemaru to ask Hakatori out, while Brooke continues to play Hige up for Hakatori.

– The moment Higemaru find the courage, Saiko texts Brooke.

– She then texts Hige to tease him mercilessly. This continues for months, until Hakatori takes his phone and teases her back just as mercilessly. It’s a duel of words, and may the best woman win.

how about some brookemaru (Brooke x Higemaru ;) ) nsfw then Hsiao finds them.

I like the way you think, Nonny-Mouse.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Brooke,” Higemaru says nervously, closing the door behind them. Is she sure about this?

“What are you waiting for?” she teases, dragons him closer to her.

“I don’t want…to be pushy,” Higemaru gasps, hoisting her onto his hips. She digs her lips into his.

They tumble onto his bed. Brooke rolls atop him. “You were always so nice. And I wasn’t.”

Higemaru chuckles. “You’re, uh, making me think not-very-nice thoughts.”

“I’m sure they’re nice in other ways.” Brooke winks as her hands slides down to Higemaru’s pants. He gasps slightly as she brushes her fingers against him.

“You’re adorable.” His cheeks matches his hair. Brooke begins unbuttoning her shirt, and Higemaru eagerly assists. He’s practically crying with how beautiful she is and how much he loves her.

“Your turn,” sings Brooke, fishing at his shirt. But his hands are too stroking her chest to help her, and she laughs.

“Saiko stocked condoms in my room,” Higemaru admits sheepishly. Now’s the time to bring that up, right? “She did it for all the new Quinx, apparently.”

“Saiko would.” Brooke rolls her eyes. “Where are they? If you still want to?”

Higemaru nods so hard his teeth rattle.

He can’t stop smiling as Brooke slides onto him and their bodies move in sync, and she’s sighing with pleasure and he’s too happy to even make a sound.

“Hige, are you crying? What’s wrong?” Hsaio kicks open the door.

“OH MY GOD!” She covers her eyes, but Brooke sits up, unembarrassed. “Please close the door.”

“Will do,” Hsaio squeaks, shutting and locking it for effect.

Higemaru’s face has gone white.

“Well, I think you need more color in your face,” Brooke says slyly, leaning down for a kiss.

brooke and hajime probably would have a blast throwing snow balls at Ui

Absolutely. Brooke is from @koyuki-tan’s mesmerizing “Peace Sign.”

“Let’s go!” Hajime screeches.

“Huh?” Ui looks up from CCG’s exit. HIs arm is around Hairu’s pregnant waist.

That will afford him no mercy.

“Now!” Brooke commands.

The Oggai leap to their feet and let the snowballs fly.

Ui howls with rage and Hairu howls with laughter. “Protect me, Ui.”

“Help!” Ui tries to yelp, but a snowball strikes his teeth.

Hairu doubles over, overcome by giggles. She slowly gathers more snow into her gloved hands.

Brooke would hate to pelt her with snow, but all’s fair in snow wars.

She’s about to alert Hajime when Hairu slips the snow down the back of Ui’s shirt.

Hajime collapses on the snow, laughing. He creates a snow angel, but Brooke immediately draws devil horns over his head.

“YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!” Ui screams, whirling on Hairu. “Traitor! In my own squad! What’s next, you’re a ghoul?!”

Hairu bats her eyelashes. “You were too easy.”

“I’m cold,” Ui whimpers.

Hairu tackles him in a hug. “Well, there’s a cure for that.”

oh oh ui and hairu were planning on having a simple New Years party for just the two of them but brooke (my best girl) and the rest of her squad (and maybe the zero squad kiddies because something tells me they’d be all over this) totally crash their party by making it totally wild and fun much to ui’s displeasure.

Also based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Now this is my idea of a party,” says Ui, pouring two glasses of wine for Hairu and he. “Just us.”

“Hmmm, and what else can we do before New Years,” Hairu murmurs, a seductive grin on her lips.

Ui leans towards her. Her fingers unbutton his shirt.

“Surprise, elected hosts!” Their door crashes open. Ui gasps, and Hairu sloshes her wine onto her blouse.

“Oh my.” Brooke blinks at the sight of Ui desperately trying to mop Hairu’s blouse. “Kids, don’t look. This isn’t a sight for innocent eyes.”

“He’s just trying to clean her shirt,” Shio says in confusion.

“Let’s agree to that,” Brooke says quickly.

“It’s okay, Ui, it was an old shirt anyways.” Hairu smiles. She wasn’t planning on wearing it for long anyways, even it’s not exactly off for the reason she expected.

“We heard you weren’t coming to any parties, so we decided to bring the party to you,” Rikai says shyly, holding out an offering of cake.

“Apology accepted,” Hairu says, sniffing the pan.

“Ui, your fly is open,” Brooke says.

“What!” Ui gasps, but of course, it’s not true.

He glowers at her as the Zero Squad kids howl with laughter.

Their doorbell rings.

“Who else did you invite?” Ui asks with dread. Koharu’s on a date. Carma is moping, Marie is helping her, and Michiko is with Mizurou. That leaves…

“Surprise!” Brooke whips open the door as a dozen kids pour in.

“What a nice apartment!” shouts Hajime.

“Can you believe we get to stay up til midnight?” Mayazumi yells back.

“How do the Oggai have better manners than you?!” Ui fires at Brooke. He will have to inform Koharu about this. Definitely. New Year’s is canceled.

But when he turns around, Hairu is already cranking up the stereo, and Hajime’s asking her to dance…and even Ui Koori has to admit, they’re pretty cute.

Drunk Brooke insulting Koori and her squad

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.” Read it if you love OCs, Kanae, and Uihai. And if you don’t, you should. ;P

“We need to get you all home before you disgrace the Bureau,” Ui says. Hairu lifts Koharu and Marie off the karaoke stage they’ve been leaning against.

Ui offers his hand to Brooke, and a sober Carma lets Michiko lean against her.

“You’re the tattletale,” Michiko slurs towards Carma.

“I’m not sorry,” Carma admits.

“You shouldn’t be. They should be,” huffs Ui.

Brooke narrows her eyes. Koharu is her Squad Leader, and she’ll be damned if anyone speaks ill of her. “Koharu, did you shove a stick up your brother’s ass when you were little?”

Hairu chortles, and Ui turns red. “Investigator Akita.”

“No, but really.” The room spins as she takes a step. Brooke curses. “Koharu, I take it back. I blame you. Bad leader. Bad.”

“This is almost entertaining,” says Koharu.

“Carma, you wuss. I wanted to do shots with you. Now I’m sad.” Brooke sniffles.

“Michi!” Mizurou rushes into the karaoke bar to take his girlfriend’s hand.

“No, Michiko. You are a strong woman. Walk on your own!” Brooke thrusts her fist in the air, accidentally striking Marie. “Marie, you’re in my way!”

“Brooke, you’re drunk,” Ui pleads. “Koharu, say something!”

“Something,” says Koharu merrily. Hairu and Mizurou dissolve into giggles, and Ui’s glad the music is loud so no one can hear him scream.

maybe something to do with brooke and carma (from peace sign) bc they’re best girls :’) it could just be brooke dicking around with the squad and dragging carma into her shenanigans???

For context, go check out @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Carma, let’s get into some mischief,” says Brooke with a grin.

“Brooke, it’s eleven at night. I want to sleep,” Carma says nervously.

“We’re playing a practical joke on our Squad. Join or become one of the victims,” Brooke says, adopting a deadly serious tone.

Carma has to laugh. “Did you used to try this with your sisters?”

“All the time,” Brooke says, squinting at Carma. “We’re gonna play a game of sock-switching.”

“Sock…switching?”

“The most maddening joke there is. Men have gone insane from mismatched socks. And tonight, Koharu and Marie both did laundry.” Brooke waves her arms around.

“I don’t know…” Carma says.

“Come on.” Brooke tugs Carma downstairs to the laundry machine. “Mix up the pairs. We can do this.”

“Brooke, this is pure evil.”

“Pure awesomeness, you mean.” Brooke lifts up one of Marie’s fuzzy socks and Koharu’s neon ones. “What a lovely couple, these two.”

Carma giggles. She could match some of the neon and floral patterns…they’d almost go together.

Brooke wants use this opportunity to demand more information on Carma’s Masaya, but she’d rather get to know her friend better. After all, they’re rarely alone together.

“What’s your favorite ice cream?” She asks instead.

Carma laughs. “Rose petal.”

“Why am I surprised. It’s chocolate for me. The more elaborate – chocolate fudge with brownie chunks and chips – the better.” Brooke grins as she throws a pair of one striped and one floral sock into Koharu’s basket. “They’re gonna kill us tomorrow.”

“is this what large families do?” Carma asks with a giggle.

“The best ones do.” Brooke winks, and Carma feels a rush of freedom. She’s in this family alongside zany Brooke. And by some miracle, they both belong.