Akira and Amon’s toddler daughter Kasuka’s first fully formed word being “Koutarou” and he’s flattered but would have preferred “Daddy”. What happens?

YAS AKIRAMON YAAAAAAAAS.

“Say Daddy,” Akira encourages Kasuka. Their daughter grips her finger and totters towards Amon. “Get ready, Koutarou.” 

He crouches on the ground, ready to catch her. She tumbles into his strong hands, giggling. “Koutarou!” 

He gasps.

“She said your name!” Akira would have assumed Daddy was easier. Kasuka is smart, and she’s a proud Mama. 

“I’m flattered,” Amon says, hugging Kasuka. “Yes, Daddy is Koutarou.”

“Koutarou!” She cheers.

After they put her to bed for the evening, Amon allows himself angst. “But what if she never calls me Daddy?”

“Is that a problem?” Akira cocks an eyebrow.

“Yes! I want to be her Daddy! I want her to call me Daddy witht he same affection you used for Mado.” Amon rubs his forehead. “Please.”

Akira has to laugh. “Oh my.”

“I know, it’s not logical, but I want it.” He clenches his fists.

“We’ll work on teaching her Daddy,” Akira assures him. She plants a kiss on his cheek. “I love your illogical side.” 

The ships as weird couple stock photos?

Touken – 

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Hidekane – 

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Shuuneki –

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Akiramon – 

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Seiaki-

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Takirona

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Nishikimi –

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Irimi/Koma – 

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Irimi/Take

Yoshimura/Ukina –

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Ayahina –

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UtaRen –

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Utatori –

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Tsukikana –

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Tsukichie –

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Arieto 

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Uihai-

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Nakimiza –

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Yoriko/Takeomi –

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Suzuhan –

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Matsurie –

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Urisai-

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Mutsurie –

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Mutsuki/Kaneki

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Shiraiko –

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Saiko/Hsaio –

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Maruchika – 

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Fururize –

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Higemaru/Hakatori (Higetori)

Okay, who did I miss?

updated to include take/irimi and higetori. 

What songs do each of the tg re pairings (canon or not) remind you of? In my opinion HideKane currently makes me think of Wolves by Selena Gomez and Mutsuki x Kaneki/Sasaki from Mutsuki’s end

Hidekane – Wolves by Selena Gomez 

Touken – Warm Blood, Flor

Shuuneki – All My Heroes, Bleachers

Akiramon – Aquaman, Walk the Moon

Seiaki – Rotten, The Naked and Famous

Mutsurie – Unconditionally, Katy Perry

Mutsuki/Sasaki – We Sink, Chvrches

Urisai – Hold Back the River, James Bay

Saiko/Hsaio – Boom Clap, Charlie XCX

Shiraiko – Gone Gone Gone, Phillip Phillips

Tsukikana – XO, Beyonce 

Tsukichie – Young Blood, The Naked and Famous

Utaren – Wallflowers, The Chain Gang of 1984

Utatori – Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift

Suzuhan – Let’s Hurt Tonight, OneRepublic

Maruchika – Walking the Wire, Imagine Dragons

Nishikimi – Gravity, Jai Wolf

Takirona – Something Just Like This, The Chainsmokers

Fururize – Bad Blood, Taylor Swift 

Uihai – Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon 

Arieto – F**K with You, Cardiknox

Ayahina – Beating Heart, Ellie Goulding 

Yoshimura/Ukina – The Energy Never Dies, The Script

Nakimiza – The Cure, Lady Gage

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can I have each pairing that you can think of’s favourite sex position?

Okay, who did I miss. 😛

Touken – spooning

Hidekane – missionary

Shuuneki – wall sex

Nishikimi – cowgirl

Irimi/Koma – Doggy style. I had to.

Ayahina – Butterfly. I’m sorry.

Utaren – wall sex

Akiramon – missionary

Seiaki – up and over

Takirona – cowgirl 

Suzuhan – cowboy

Tsukikana – using their kagunes so they’re both upside down

Tsukichie – sit and straddle

Mutsurie – missionary

Urisai – spoons

Shiraiko – doggy style

Saiko//Hsaio – 69

Uihai – missionary

Arieto – whatever wacky idea Eto has next.

Maruchika – wall sex

Furutui – standing

Furuta/Rize – varies but he’s on bottom. 

Takeomi/Yoriko – missionary

Akira and Amon come back to find out Touka’s pregnant and surprise Akira’s pregnant too.

I love this idea.

“Kaneki. Eyepatch. One-Eyed King, it suits you,” Amon said awkwardly.

Kaneki shifts. “I see.”

“Haise – I mean, Kaneki – what happened in Cochlea?” Akira crosses her arms. She needs to be a good mother to Haise, so she’ll be a good mother to whomever grows in her belly. 

The Rabbit eyes her suspiciously.

Kaneki lowers his gaze. “I can’t speak of that.”

“I need to know. Please. I can’t move forward with you until I know.” Akira swallows. Amon nods his encouragement.

Kaneki looks up. “Arima killed himself.”

Akira can’t believe it, but why would he lie? 

“Why are you back if this is so hard for you?” Touka asks.

Amon gulps.

“We need your help.” Akira rubs her stomach. “I’m having a half-ghoul child, Kaneki. Surely you know something about ghoul biology.” 

Touka chokes, Amon blushes, and Kaneki squeaks. 

“I don’t know.” Kaneki shakes his head. “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”

“We’re in the same position,” Touka says quietly, reaching out a hand to rub Kaneki’s shoulder. 

“You’re – pregnant?” Akira gapes at Touka. 

Touka nods.

A ripple of kinship spreads between the two women.

“We have to find a way to help them,” Amon says.

Kaneki nods. “Amon, will you help GOAT?”

“Anything,” Amon says, nodding to Akira, who smiles in return.

Her eyes narrow when she looks at Kaneki. “Haise!”

TG Ships as Disney Love Songs

Touken: I See the Light 

Ayahina: Beauty and the Beast 

Mutsurie: Fixer-Upper 

Nishikimi: You’ll Be In My Heart 

Akiramon: Kiss the Girl 

Tsukikana: A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes 

Takirona: Can You Feel the Love Tonight

Arieto: If I Never Knew You 

Shiraiko: So Close 

Nakimiza: Something There 

Saiko/Hsiao: Love Is An Open Door 

Suzuhan: Never Knew I Needed 

Uihai: I’m Wishing 

Utaren: He’s a Tramp 

 (also brought to you by @trashyhumanespresso & @hamliet)

Akiramon/The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Anonymous asked: After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.

I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!

Mutsurie/Mulan: here

Ayahina/Sleeping Beauty: here

Uihai/Tangled: here.

“The time has come,” Kanou Akahiro announces. “Mado Akira, you stand accused of harboring not one, but two, ghouls. Repent!” 

He leans in close. “If you will consent to my experiment, you will live. Choose me!”

Akira spits in his face. She doesn’t struggle against the ropes that bind her. If she’s going to die for ghouls, so be it. Despite her alliances, Father will be proud of her, and Mother, too. She knows this in her soul. 

Kanou tosses the torch on the straw surrounding her. 

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On the roof of CCG, Takizawa slumps against his chains. Akira, of all people, cannot die for him. 

“Takizawa Seidou!” A blue-haired girl bursts onto the concrete. She grabs the chains. “Don’t give up!”

“We have to defeat Kanou,” adds a pink-haired boy.

“He’s already won,” mutters Takizawa. “Leave me alone.”

“We’ve done all we can,” protests a tall, black-haired girl. “You’re full ghoul. Only you can help her.”

Takizawa lifts his eyes to see the flames rising. He sees Akira flinch. 

He screams and bites at the chains.

“Hold on.” A green-haired boy emerges onto the roof, followed by a purple-haired one. They carry saws. 

As soon as the Quinxes cut the chains from his wrists, Takizawa grabs one. “Don’t let this drop.”

He leaps off CCG and swings downward, flying like an owl. Kanou looks up in horror as Takizawa snaps the binds on a coughing Akira. With her in hand, he leaps back, and the Quinx pull them both to safety.

“Sanctuary!” cries Takizawa, lifting Akira high. 

The Quinx rush downstairs to defend CCG from the coming assault, while Takizawa tries to rouse Akira. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!”

“If I were you, I’d be a bit more sorry for myself.” A voice oozes out from behind him. “

He’s not sure how much time has passed, but somehow Kanou is here. Takizawa can see him from his shadow. 

“I never realized how miserable you were.” Takizawa sees a knife rise.

“No!” Takizawa hurls Kanou across the roof. He grabs Akira and jumps to the slippery ledge below. It’s a precarious balancing act, but thy’ll make it – they have to.

“Leaving so soon?” Kanou peers over the roof. He raises a quinque and swings for Takizawa. 

Takizawa throws Akira through a window to safety, but he’s barely hanging on. 

“I should have known you’d risk your life rescuing someone you love. Just like your parents died trying to rescue you!”

“What?” All this time, Takizawa thought he killed his parents. 

“Ha!” Kanou hurtles the quinque towards Takizawa again.

Takizawa dodges, but he’s falling –

“Seidou!” Akira grabs his hand.

“What!” Kanou howls and tries to aim for Akira, and she can see the realization his eyes before she sees him begin to fall.

“Seidou, hang on. No, don’t – hang on!” Akira grunts as her friend’s wrist slips. “Seidou!”

He hurtles down CCG’s facade.

“Got ya!” Amon Koutarou, himself a pariah Akira had hidden in CCG, uses his kaduna to catch Takizawa. 

Takizawa gasps as Amon yanks him throughout the window. Even though Amon’s still in kakuja form, he throws his arms around his friend. 

“Seidou!” Akira rushes in. “Oh my god, thank you!” She hugs him, and then pauses to look at Amon. 

Takizawa knows what he needs to do. He takes both their hands in his, his best friends’ hands, and joins them together. Then, with a smile, he steps aside.

Amon can’t believe he almost lost both Akira and Seidou, just because he refused to use a kagune. Akira can’t believe she might actually have a future with him.

She kisses him.

Touka’s Inspiration in Other Ships

By a lovely Nonny-Mouse. 

Everyone asks Touka for relationship advice. Here are the results:

Akiramon:

Akira: are you a virgin?

Amon: wait, what? I mean… yes, I guess, I know I’m over 30, but you see, I had a really bad childhood, so I didn’t want to… *continues for five minutes*

Akira: *is getting tired of this shit and strips her shirt off*

Amon: o_O

Ayahina:

Hinami: are you a virgin?

Ayato: WHAT HINAMI WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT *gets all red*

Hinami: Because I like you!

Ayato: !!! 😀 *strips shirt off*

Hinami: and your sister told me she asked Kaneki that before they did it.

Ayato: If you’re trying to seduce me never bring up my sister’s sex life again.

Shiraiko:

Saiko: are you a virgin?

Shirazu: excuse me! Saiko! You don’t ask someone that!

Saiko: Fine, do you want to have sex?

Shirazu: with you?

Saiko: No, with a doll. Yes, with me.

Shirazu: Maybe…

Saiko/Hsiao:

Hsiao: are you a virgin?

Saiko: Not for long if you want to do something about it.

Nakimiza:

Miza: are you a virgin?

Naki: what’s a virgin?

Miza: nosebleeds.

Mutsurie:

Mutsuki: are you a virgin?

Urie: *no mouth, boy is shook*

Mutsuki: I’ve never done it with someone I … cared about; that’s kind of like being a virgin, right?

Urie: what?

Mutsuki: *kisses him*

Urie: idk what’s happening but I like it.

TG Ships as Cat Gifs

Submitted by a lovely Nonny-Mouse!

Ayahina

https://andthensuddenlycats.tumblr.com/post/159985082926

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Saiko/Hsiao:

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http://imthehuman.tumblr.com/post/164052387562/with-every-post-a-smile-%D8%AA

Touken

http://zevzekadam.com/post/157743216523/uzun-s%C3%BCredir-g%C3%B6rmedi%C4%9Fim-kankime-yav%C5%9Fayarak

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Uta/Yomo

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Mutsurie:
https://szlagusprincess.tumblr.com/post/144944948064

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Arieto:

https://giphy.com/gifs/hugs-cats-gif-attack-hug-cCEi1s7NNpFio

Suzuhan:

http://omglostinlife.tumblr.com/post/116813672559

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Nishikimi
http://positivegrunge.tumblr.com/post/139336704734/i-cuddled-someone-today-and-it-was-nice

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Shiraiko:

http://come-home.tumblr.com/post/111337006153

Uihai

https://pefine.tumblr.com/post/126340812118

Akiramon
https://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-cat-kisses-zIP41zE5V5Sog

Takirona
https://mako0mako0.tumblr.com/post/161576694232/you-need-a-hug

Tsukikana
http://thenotsoperfectbarbiedoll.tumblr.com/post/111874015646/high-fives-gone-terribly-wrong

Maruchika:

https://giphy.com/gifs/things-backrubs-c9IhvdUkamYtq

Furuta/Self:
http://cuteness-overload.com/post/163593288634/this-kitty-hugging-her-tail-while-sleeping