Who secretly loves Taylor Swift more than anything?

~~Me. That would be me.~~

You can’t convince me that Furuta did not blast “Look What You Made Me Do” on repeat in his office when Urie and Iwao confronted him.

Which means the line “Maybe I got mine, but you’ll all get yours,” definitely played when Matsuri came at him. Matsuri probably mouthed it.

And Furuta 100% rose up after being shot in the head to “honey I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time.”

Marude then held up a sheet with a list of names, grabbed a red pen, and underlined it.

#Canon!

I have my birthday today (i am 20 now) and thought maybe you could come up with some birthday party headcanons with birthday!reader x Uta, and maybe the Clowns? :3 just if you want of course

Happy Birthday Nonny-Mouse!

– from the moment Uta found out your birthday, he has been planning this party. And your mask. You may be a human, but he knows you like his masks.

– Itori and Roma were hired to take you out in the morning. Roma insisted you needed a new birthday outfit. Itori insisted it be sexy.

– Nico showed up halfway through your shopping trip, after “sleeping late.” She actually was in charge of helping Uta sneak all the wine, blood wine, coffee, and cake from Helter Skelter to HySy.

– Souta begged Uta to let him sneak a finger in the wine to freak you out. Uta considered it, but refused. He then plied Souta with his entire eyeball stash so he would help him decorate.

– Donato does not help set-up, but he agrees to make an appearance.

– Yomo does not want to be in the same room as Donato, but for Uta and you, he too will appear. You make Uta happy, and that’s enough for him.

– When you arrive back at HySy, the Clowns + Yomo yell SURPRISE.

– Donato makes a point to tell you he thinks you’re a good match for Uta, despite your humanity. You take it as a compliment, which endears you to him.

– You are surprised how good the cake is. Souta then tries it, remembering the days he too could eat cake.

– Souta feels ill, but refuses to vomit it up. So Itori forces him to drink blood wine until he does. He is, however, now quite drunk.

– Nico, also drunk, tries to seduce Souta. You intervene, and Donato gives Nico a sermon.

– Souta then begins tickling you. He demands to know if you love Uta. You say yes with a red face. Uta can’t help but smile.

– Souta then asks if he can arrest you for harboring ghouls. “You’ll have to escape,” he says, “and wear a disguise.”

– He presents you with a mustache and PARTY glasses. “Your disguise.”

– Yomo begins gushing about how much Uta has blossomed in your presence and how he can’t imagine anyone better.

– Itori and Roma begin comparing boobs. That’s when Uta decides the party is over.

– When the guests have been escorted home, Uta gives you your mask. “Thank you for being the best part of my life,” he says, sealing your love with a passionate kiss.

Soon after becoming Gohan’s lover, Kaneki is introduced to his family, Goku, Chichi, Chie and Goten, who welcome him with open arms. (Chief is one of the first ocs I ever made, Goku’s daughter who is two years older than Goten. She is as cheerful and fun loving as her brothers and the most battle ready as well, loving martial arts. She is also protective of Goten and Trunks’ other best friend. She’s matured Both she and Goten have tails too))

“Are you nervous? You shouldn’t be.” Gohan grins and leads Kaneki into his family’s house.

“Is this him?” Goku stands and embraces Kaneki. “I’m glad to meet the boy who has brought my son such happiness.”

“So am I.” Chichi yanks Kaneki closer to her. “So you’re half-ghoul, huh? That’s fascinating to me.”

Chie laughs. “Of course it is.”

“So tell me Kaneki, have you tasted Saiyan yet? Are we yummy?” Goten winks.

Kaneki gasps. “I – no, of course not – I only eat corpses -”

“Yes, I know.” Goten grins, tapping Kaneki’s face with his tail. “I’m just teasing.”

“We like you, kid.” Goku smiles.

“I brewed you coffee!” Chichi hands Kaneki a cup. “Sit down with us.”

“Thank you.” Kaneki slides into a seat besides Gohan. “Oh, this is fantastic coffee.”

“Isn’t it?” Chie’s eyes sparkle. “When’s the wedding.”

“Too soon, Chie,” Gohan exclaims.

“Sure, sure. But you’re so happy, I can’t help but ask.” She shrugs.

Surrounded by a happy, functional family, Kaneki finally feels home.

Kaneki and Hide Reunite with Kaneki being insecure about his arms and looking down in shame and Hide being insecure about his face but he tilts Kaneki’s face up pulls down his mask and kisses him while tenderly rubbing his hands down Kaneki’s arms. Kaneki tenderly kisses Hide and caresses/kisses his scars while both tell each other lovingly they are as beautiful as ever

Aw this is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

“Kaneki. Hey. Been a while.” Hide tries to smile with his eyes. His voice comes out garbled.

Kaneki flushes. Hide’s face. Did he – has he done this?

He stares down in shame. His arms are red and scaly, like lizard arms. Like dragon arms. “I’m a monster, Hide.”

Hide shakes his head. Of course, Kaneki would panic over his face. Hell, he panics over his face.

But he doesn’t blame Kaneki.

What was Kaneki always telling him while giving him literary lessons? It’s better to show than tell?

Hide approaches slowly. He tilts Kaneki’s face up to his and tugs down his mask.

Kaneki cries out at the mangled mouth without lips, the mottled throat, the lack of a full tongue.

And then Hide presses his mangled mouth against his, running his hands up and down Kaneki’s scales.

Kaneki gasps. He – he is loved by the person hurt worst.

He kisses Hide back where his mouth should be. “You’re still beautiful, Hide.”

“So are you,” Hide manages, and he means it, and Kaneki knows it.

In this moment, he feels more human than he’s ever been.

Fluffly Suzuhan where Hanbee is scared by thunders

“Suzuya!” Hanbee leaps into his Squad Leader’s room.

“Hanbee?” Suzuya rubs sleep out of his eyes. “It’s 3 am.”

His room lights up in a flash, and then thunder crashes down upon them.

“You’re scared of thunder?” Suzuya is surprised. He’s always loved thunder.

Hanbee nods.

“Come here.” Suzuya opens his arms, and Hanbee, the giant dork that he is, leaps into them. He shivers.

“It’s okay, I promise,” says Suzuya, tightening his grip.

Hanbee nods. “I just…feel so alone and vulnerable when thunder happens.

“Well, you’re not now.” Suzuya snuggles closer to Hanbee. “Here, I’ll wrap my blankets around you too. The Thunder can’t get you.”

“Thanks.” Thunder crashes again, and Hanbee flinches.

Suzuya smiles down at him. “I’ll stay awake with you, don’t worry!”

Can you describe the first time Chie was introduced to Mirumo and the Tsukiyama household staff and their reactions? I love them so much and I love your writing/hcs so I would really love it!!!

You are so sweet! I love this idea. ❤

“Don’t worry, we won’t serve you for dinner, little mouse,” Tsukiyama says, guiding Chie towards his mansion.

“I put a blog post up in case,” she retorts.

Tsukiyama laughs with delight. “I’d expect nothing less!”

He enters the home and waves. “Hello!”

“Welcome,” says Matsumae.

“Matsumae.” Chile’s eyes widen. “You’re a ghoul, too?”

“She’s head of our household staff,” Tsukiyama narrates.

“Whoa.” Chie snaps a picture. “Don’t worry. I just like looking at these.”

“I know,” Matsumae says with a small smile. “Otherwise our Shuu would be dead by now.”

“I would not!” gasps Tsukiyama, but Chie snickers.

“He definitely would.”

“Indeed.” Mario bows before Chie. “I’m the butler, at your service, madam.”

“Wow.” Chie snaps another picture. “So nice.”

“We are all well-mannered here,” says Tsukiyama.

“Except my son, at times.” An older, mustachioed ghoul appears at the top of an red-carpeted staircase, complete with golden bannisters. “Mirumo Tsukiyama. Pleasure to meet a human friend who doesn’t fear ghouls.”

“She’s my pet,” Shuu says.

“Sure.” Mirumo winks at Chie, who quite likes this man.

“Oh, Master Shuu!” A blonde ghoul hurries up, accompanied by a handsome dark-haired ghoul. “I forgot about your friend, but we’ve just put the cookies in the oven. And we shall prepare some pate for you.”

“What’s your name? Are you two married?” Chie holds up her camera.

“G-goodness, no,” says the woman. “I’m Aliza, and this is Yuuma.”

She notes she’ll probably need to ask Chie for that picture later, to keep it under her pillow.

“And this is Kanae Von Rosewald!” Shuu points excitedly to a pretty lad about his own age, with lilac hair and a pink suit.

“You have pretty hair.” Chie smiles.

“T-thank you.” Kanae almost doesn’t feel jealous of Chie. Almost.

“Well, Chie, shall we sit in the parlor? I’m so interested to know you more,” says Mirumo.

Saiko finds out her brother is dating a ghoul known as “Betty Boop” (my OC, her name is Keiri Katayama, and she is an A Rate with a green Koukaku)

“Get back here!” Saiko yells, lunging for the curvy ghoul with a “Betty Boop” mask and same short red dress. To be honest, she’d love to wear that dress herself.

“I think not,” mocks the ghoul, using her koukaku to block Saiko’s rinkaku and knock her off her feet. “Boop-oop-a-doop!”

She climbs the fence before Saiko and vanishes.

“Saiko! What happened?!” Mutsuki, Urie, and Shirazu race up.

“Betty got away again,” Saiko mutters. Maybe she shouldn’t have taken her on alone.

—————————————–

“Ready to meet my sister?” Yonebayashi Sora grins at his girlfriend.

Katayama Keiri purrs under his smile. She originally began dating this hapless Academy graduate to keep herself aware of CCG’s actions. She wasn’t counting on actually liking this dork, or convincing him to live with her to escape his awful, horrible, no-good, very bad mother.

I’m an idiot.

Keiri nods and allows Sora to lead her up to a large house. “Saiko calls this the ‘Chateau.’”

Keiri chuckles. “How quaint.”

“Sora!” The blue-haired Quinx she found last night throws the door open and tackles him in an embrace.

Keiri’s blood chills. Sora’s sister is a Quinx? That Quinx?

“Saiko!” Sora laughs. “This is Katayama Keiri.”

Saiko smiles and nods, as if nothing is wrong. “Nice t’meet ya.”

“Nice to meet you, too,” says Keiri, trying to lower her voice.

It doesn’t work. She sees Saiko’s eyes widen.

Saiko punches at her, but Keiri dodges. She can’t use her kagune – Sora might get hurt.

“What?” screams Sora.

“She’s a ghoul, you idiot!” Saiko uses her rinkaku to punch Keiri against the wall.

“Ah…ha-ha.” Keiri looks up, dizzy and sprawled across the floor. She shouldn’t have been so merciful. God dammit.

“What have you done?” Sora cries, trying to reach for Keiri. Saiko holds him back. “She’s not a ghoul. I love her!”

“What’s all this?” Sasaki materializes, followed by the remaining Quinx.

“Is this your family reunion?” Shirazu jokes. He then freezes when he sees Saiko crying.

“She’s Betty. I know her voice.” Saiko’s lips quiver. Her brother is dating a killer.

Keiri should run. But she doesn’t want to break Sora’s heart.

“Are you sure?” Sasaki approaches. Sasaki, the famous investigator. Keiri can’t help but flinch.

She scrambles up, pressing her back against the wall. Her heart hammers. “Sora…”

What if they arrest him, too?

“Fuck!” she spits. “I love you too, Sora.” Tears roll down her cheeks. “That’s why I never told him, I swear he didn’t know.”

“Know what?” Sora looks stricken.

She looks at him with two kakugans.

He gasps. “Why?!”

Saiko sees Urie release his own koukaku.

“I claim ownership rights!” she yells quickly. “You can’t kill her yet!”

She’s not yet sure how to help Sora through this mess, but she’ll find a way.

I’ve decided to be cruel and ask for a scenario where Hinami dies during childbirth :)

“Her pulse is increasing.” Banjou hesitates.

“Hold on, please,” Ayato begs, racing forward to grab Hinami’s hands with one hand. Their child is in his other hand. “I can’t lose you.”

“Get him out of here,” Tsukiyama commands.

Touka moves forward to hold her brother’s shoulders. Her voice breaks. “Shuu, let him stay.”

Ayato would have rather his sister kicked him out. Terror kicks him. “No, please.”

He clutches their child. Ryouko. “Hina, I need you.”

“My kagune isn’t healing enough.” Banjou whispers.

Tsukiyama leaves abruptly. When he returns, he’s dragging a white-faced Kaneki, grim Yomo, sobbing Nishiki, and a trembling Miza.

Ayato lets out a sob at the sight of them.

“Your daughter is beautiful,” Yomo says thickly.

“Onee-chan.” Hinami’s eyes suddenly open. She smiles at Kaneki.

“Hey there, Hinami-chan.” Kaneki and Touka approach.

“Ayato?”

“He’s right here, little Hinami.” Tsukiyama shoves him forward.

“Don’t cry, Ayato,” she says, reaching for him. She feels like she’s hanging by a fraying thread.

His hands are so warm, so lifelike. “You’re going to be a great daddy.”

“You need to be a great Mommy, too,” Ayato whines.

“I will. I don’t think…Mom stopped when she went to heaven.” Hinami smiles deliriously.

“Yotsume!” The door bursts open, and Akira Mado barrels in. “Yotsume! Hey!”

She reaches over to embrace Hinami.

“Do you think,” HInami begins, “Your dad and my parents are laughing together?”

“Dad was pretty stubborn, but you never know,” Akira says, forcing a smile.

“I’m gonna tell Hikari hi from you Kirishimas,” Hinami mumbles.

Ayato lets out another sob.

“Can you hold me?”

He places Ryouko in Hina’s arms and crawls next to her. Her breathing slows, then restarts, and slows again.

Akira checks her pulse. “She’s gone.”

Ayato lets out a wail. Nishiki punches the wall, and Tsukiyama throws himself into a teary Yomo’s arms.

Touka and Kaneki clutch each other, and Banjou curls up on the floor. Miza sinks to her knees.

“I’m sorry,” Ayato begs, to Hina, to Ryouko, to his other family.

“You made her happy,” Touka tells him through her tears. “Nothing to be sorry for.”

Complete crack. The scene from the first series where kaneki and touka disguise themselves to spread misinformation to the CCG but instead of dressing as students the do the whole two people in a trench coat thing (kaneki is the bottom half and touka sits on his shoulders) . Everyone except Mado buys it and Touka almost hits her head on the way out. (if you need inspiration put “I don’t trust like that” into youtube search, i can’t add links to asks)

Oh my god.

Mado narrows his eyes. That girl, the one in the black trench coat, has a torso that is way too long.

“Come with me, kid.” He grabs Touka’s hand, and she lurches nearly off Kaneki’s shoulders.

We’re fucked, he thinks in fear. He can’t even see where he’s going! She just has to guide him.

“Shit, you’re too tall for the scanners.” Mado scowls. “Kick your leg through.”

Touka pinches Kaneki. Maybe she wants him to run. But he has no choice but to kick his leg.

The scanner doesn’t go off.

Touka bites her lip to keep from gasping with relief. “Guess we’ll be going now.”

“Sure.” Mado glowers up at her.

“Bye.” Touka flutters her fingers.

The hulking figure stumbles towards the door. Touka ducks to avoid slamming into the frame.

“Sorry!” Kaneki whispers.

Great, now everyone thinks my stomach can talk. Touka pinches him again and guides him around the corner.

I think we need Ui and Hairu playing monopoly against Arima and Eto. I’d love to see a really competitive Arima and Ui and the girls are literally just sitting there.

Yassssss.

“The God of Death might just go down,” Eto murmurs, watching Arima grow paler and paler.

He’s fine during combat. But board games? His nerves takes it very personally.

“Arima, no! Don’t give up!” cries Hairu.

“Why are you rooting for him?” salts Ui. His knuckles are white. I will…defeat…I will take Marvin Gardens before him. I must.

“I’m rooting for you both.” Hairu scoffs.

“Ha!” Arima laughs with glee as Ui draws Go to Jail.

“Okay, but which jail?” Hairu asks.

“Definitely Cochlea.” Eto grins. “SSS rate cells.”

“Fuck all of you.”

“Language,” Arima mutters, carefully constructing his next five moves in his brain.

“I’VE BEEN PUT IN JAIL.” Ui whimpers. “Hairu, I don’t deserve it.”

“You don’t,” Hairu agrees.

“You do,” says Eto.

“I will not fail,” Arima mutters.

But after two more hours, Eto is bored. Hairu is bored. Their husbands, less so.

So Eto swoops her hands down onto the board and knocks the pieces off.

“Eto!” screams Ui.

“Why?” Arima gasps.

“I’m the One-Eyed Owl, fucking shit up.” Eto grins. “We’ll call it a draw. Enough pride for you two?”

Arima and Ui tentatively nod.

“Oh thank god,” says Hairu.