Headcannons for the memes of Goat waking up with morning wood

Kaneki Ken – panics until Touka, er, helps him out.

Yomo Renji – annoyed but goes about his day.

Tsukiyama Shuu – What a blessed morning! He might pleasure himself.

Kirishima Ayato – Ain’t got time and/or Hinami for this shit. 

Naki – Wait what is happening. *runs out of room* MIZA DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Nishiki Nishio – misses Kimi. 

Hirako Take- Holy sh – I mean crap – can you not, body? What if the children see?! o.O 

Kazuichi Banjou – Doesn’t leave his room until it’s gone. 

Koma Enji – The devil remains strong in the ape, I see. *evil grin*

Takizawa Seidou – Well at least some part of me remains lifelike. *feels sad* 

Matsuri’s first time with somebody, PLEASE,i need it

Oh my.

“Are you sure?” Matsuri wants to appear suave and calm, but like everything else in his life, he is not in control. His pulse is hammering, his forehead is sweaty, and he has goosebumps all up his arms.

Plus anxiety that the Washuus will find out and kill his lover. That’s always fun.

His lover nods. He bends over Matsuri, whispering sweet phrases in German. He calls Matsuri sexy and compliments his toned muscles.

“Do you love me?” Matsuri asks. He ought to know.

His lover smiles. “Yes.”

He gasps, finally letting himself feel happy. 

In his lover’s bed, he’s not a Washuu or a ghoul living up to an impossible legacy. He’s just a silly virgin who spills half a bottle of lube on himself, gets nervous about condoms, and gawks at his partner’s intimate parts.

“It’s okay to scream,” his partner tells him with a smile, and Matsuri does, and he feels a rush of freedom and love and – tears. 

His lover kisses away his tears and cries out. 

His lover loves him. And his ghoulish body. Matsuri lays his head on his partner’s chest and listens to their synchronous breathing. 

before their fight, Kaneki talks with Juuzou and makes him redeem (bonus extra if you write it angst)

“Haise, just so you know, I’m here to kill you.” Suzuya grips Jason. He knows he can’t think twice or he’ll fail. And he can’t fail. This is his job. 

“Suzuya. You know we were friends.” Kaneki looks dead inside.

“What else can we do?” Suzuya isn’t smirking anymore.

“Are you happy killing?” Kaneki’s breath comes unsteadily. “I know I wasn’t.”

“End him,” Furuta snaps.

Suzuya ignores the director. “It doesn’t mean anything.”

“It does to the one you’re killing. But they tell us ghouls can’t feel, right?” Kaneki shakes his head. “They’re wrong, and you know it.”

Hanbee hesitates. He can see the sadness flooding Juuzou’s eyes. 

“Do you think Mr. Shinohara would be proud of you, right now?” Kaneki presses.

“Mr. Shinohara wouldn’t want me to betray my job!” cried Suzuya.

“Mr. Shinohara wanted to teach you that caring about other people was a good thing. Wasn’t that his last action? Caring about you?” Kaneki retorts.

“I don’t…know,” says Suzuya, anxiety in his voice. Big Madam looms over him. No one loves you but me. 

I never – I never loved you!

“Ah!” Suzuya drops Jason and clutches his head. “Stop!”

“Is this treason?” Furuta’s voice rises. 

“Leave him alone,” Hanbee snaps. 

“Suzuya.” Kaneki inches closer, holding out his hand. “I still care about you. I do. Even now. I can’t – I have no desire to hurt you.”

“Haise.” Suzuya begins to cry.

Furuta aims a gun. Kaneki and Hanbee dive forward to protect Suzuya. 

“AH!” Hanbee tumbles down, blood oozing from his chest.

“Hanbee!” screams Suzuya. He can’t – he won’t lose anyone else!

Kaneki hovers over Hanbee. He rips off his own shirt, exposing his terribly mottled scales, to try to contain Hanbee’s bleeding.

Suzuya gasps. Kaneki is saving Hanbee.

Haise is saving Hanbee.

Haise is not his enemy.

“I’m not killing anyone!” Suzuya shouts.

Keijin and Mikage cheer. Mizurou nods at him with approval.

Furuta seethes, but his eyes are desperate. 

“Why are you so determined to make me kill him?” Suzuya yells. “Haise is nice.”

Furuta bursts into laughter. 

“We need to get Hanbee to a doctor.” Kaneki sounds scared.

“Take him.” Suzuya orders his squad. “The director and I need to have words.” 

What are some of YOUR favorite TG imagine blogs?

Oooooooh. 

Nimura Needs is a Furuta-centric imagine blog. Not very active recently, but I still adore it. 

Toukyoukushuscenarios is amazing, but the future of their blog is uncertain.

Tokyo ghoul scenarios, headcanons, what-ifs seems inactive, but still pretty awesome. 

GIH: Ghoul Investigator Headcanons is more recent.

midnightnova-18 is new and they seem to be a Shuu enthusiast. 😀 

…

Someone give me more (active or not) imagine blogs to follow. 😛 

Hakatori x Higemaru. Romance and then maybe some nsfw interrupted by Aura.

Higetori is my crack OTP.

“Bet my bikaku is stronger than yours,” teases Higemaru.

Hakatori’s eyes sparkle. This pretty Quinx calls her Tomoe and helps her learn about quinques. He feeds her corpse meat and Rc cells. 

“Not a chance, kid.” 

“I’m older than you!” Higemaru, the personification of the pink lemonade he’s always drinking, wraps his arms around his goth girlfriend. She’s sprawled across his bedroom floor, flipping through his monster drawings with interest. He’s just finished painting his nails black to match his girlfriend’s.  

“Do you think your parents will accept me?” Hakatori knows a bratty teen with a terrorist organization on her CV probably won’t blend with one of Tokyo’s wealthiest families.

“They like you already, because you make me happy.” He kisses her cheek.

Hakatori shakes her head. “Maybe they just like that I calm you down.”

“I smudged my nail polish,” he whines.

“I told you to wait at least ten minutes, Higa.” Hakatori rolls her eyes. 

Higemaru lights up one kakugan and lifts her from the floor of his room onto his bed. “Battle of the Bikakus, Day 149: I win.”

Her bikaku shoots out and tackles him before dragging besides her by his ankles. “Guess again.”

“Okay, okay, truce?”

“Nope.” Hakatori kisses him, and Higa squeaks with surprise. 

Not that he’s complaining. He digs his lips into hers and allows her to roll atop him. “Tomoe.”

“Is this okay, Higa?” The grave robber grins down at him.

He nods, suddenly very aware that they’re on his bed. Not that he wasn’t thinking – but – he’s never – oh dear. “Have you ever – done anything like this?”

She shakes her head, avoiding his eyes. “You?”

“Nope. But I, er, borrowed some stuff from Urie’s room. Just in case! I wasn’t expecting anything, I promise.” 

“Did you now? That is so sexy.” Hakatori blushes slightly. “I know you wouldn’t expect that, Higa. I know you.”

Higa’s face melts as she lifts his hands to her chest. 

He kneads her breasts, his face awestruck. “Whoa.” 

She snorts and kisses his neck.

“Are you a vampire or a ghoul?” Higemaru jokes as she sucks on his skin. He’ll have to wear a scarf when they meet his parents tomorrow. No matter. He’s happy to do so if it means more Hakatori. 

His door slides open. “Higemaru, would you like to join Saiko and – and I – uh -”

Aura looks like he’s seen the dead. 

If the dead is the notorious Grave Robber kissing Higemaru’s neck and Higemaru’s hands sliding down her nicely sculpted rear end. 

Higemaru freezes. “Ack! Don’t tell Urie!”

Aura’s not sure he’s going to tell anyone, because he’s certainly going to die of horror right here and fucking now.

Hakatori’s bikaku reaches forward and shoves the door shut. 

Released from hell, Aura stumbles down the hall. “Tooru! Tooru! I need eye soap!” 

“You’re flawless,” Higemaru purrs, looking at Hakatori through his lowered eyelids. “Now, where were we?”

What songs do each of the tg re pairings (canon or not) remind you of? In my opinion HideKane currently makes me think of Wolves by Selena Gomez and Mutsuki x Kaneki/Sasaki from Mutsuki’s end

Hidekane – Wolves by Selena Gomez 

Touken – Warm Blood, Flor

Shuuneki – All My Heroes, Bleachers

Akiramon – Aquaman, Walk the Moon

Seiaki – Rotten, The Naked and Famous

Mutsurie – Unconditionally, Katy Perry

Mutsuki/Sasaki – We Sink, Chvrches

Urisai – Hold Back the River, James Bay

Saiko/Hsaio – Boom Clap, Charlie XCX

Shiraiko – Gone Gone Gone, Phillip Phillips

Tsukikana – XO, Beyonce 

Tsukichie – Young Blood, The Naked and Famous

Utaren – Wallflowers, The Chain Gang of 1984

Utatori – Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift

Suzuhan – Let’s Hurt Tonight, OneRepublic

Maruchika – Walking the Wire, Imagine Dragons

Nishikimi – Gravity, Jai Wolf

Takirona – Something Just Like This, The Chainsmokers

Fururize – Bad Blood, Taylor Swift 

Uihai – Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon 

Arieto – F**K with You, Cardiknox

Ayahina – Beating Heart, Ellie Goulding 

Yoshimura/Ukina – The Energy Never Dies, The Script

Nakimiza – The Cure, Lady Gage

( a continuation of the mutsuki and touka reunion? at the ccg) The whole time mutsuki is flipping out, touka is just calming drinking her decaf coffee (cause i don’t think pregnant ladies can have caffeine) and says “man, i always heard about people hating their inlaws but this just takes the cake” which is overheard by several q-squad members and just adds to the confusion

Touka sips the terrible decaf coffee Hide brewed just for her. “Man, I always heard about people hating their in laws but this just takes the cake, you know?”

“You can eat cake?” Saiko asks.

“In laws? You mean, you really are married?” Takizawa laughs. “Holy shit!”

“Does that make you my mother?” gasps Higemaru. “Because I am down with that. She’s a badass.”

“I hate her! I hate her! She’s not our mother!” cries Mutsuki. “She – she stole Sensei away! That slut!”

Ayato rises, but Hinami yanks him back. 

“Touka is actually pretty cool for the rabbit who killed my dad,” Akira says, tossing her a wry smile. Akira keeps her hands massaging Mutsuki’s shoulders. 

Aura spits out his coffee. “She what?”

“Say it, don’t spray it,” says Nishiki with a glare.  

“Oh come off it, we’re all killers here.” Kurona primly lifts her mug.

“Mutsuki, Kaneki left you because he couldn’t face himself,” Tsukiyama says quietly. “He’s never been good at that. Not that I have either. He craves a family but fears the hurt that comes with love. It was his failing, not yours. Not Touka’s.” He smiles slightly. “He told me the list of people he cared about once. Believe me, you Quinx were included.”

Mutsuki sniffles. “Really?” 

But I am awful. I kill families. But Akira is rubbing his back, and Urie has approached him, and Saiko looks at him with kindness he doesn’t deserve. Did he leave the Quinx home, too? 

“Really.” Tsukiyama nods. 

Mutsuki lets out a little sob, and that does it. Saiko springs up and embraces him. Even Touka has to smile. 

“Wait, wait, wait!” Ayato stands up. “Touka! Does that mean you really are – the rumors – the decaf -”

He turns purple. “I CAN’T HELP HIM!”

“Sit down and shut up,” Yomo mumbles. 

Ayato sits.

hide rounded up those who wanted to help kaneki and they were all in a separate meeting room. In stumbles mutuski and Aura who iare late don’t really know what is going on, they see touka and just intensely stare (cause they’re like “wtf is she mocking us or just has mega lady balls”) And touka is all like “are you finally gonna be joining us” (definitely mocking) and mutsuki flips out much to the confusion of everyone else (pls include multiple pov if you can) thanks!!!!!!!

“Ar you sure this is a good idea?” Urie mutters.

“I think it’s fantastic.” Saiko beams at Touka, who feels a strange fondness for this other blue-haired girl.

“I think it’s necessary,” mutters Serpent. Nishiki, he calls himself. 

The Gourmet giggles besides a goateed ghoul who calls himself Banjou. A short woman, Three Blades’ Miza, swats Tsukiyama on his shoulder. Higemaru looks at Akira and Amon with wonder, his heroes finally within reach. Hsaio and Hakatori exchange tentative smiles. Yomo Renji, still dazed, leans on Fueguchi HInami and former Aogiri executive Kirishima Ayato for support. Takizawa Seidou, Yasuhisa Kurona, and Urie sulk in their own respective corners. 

And Hide is charged with controlling these crazy messes. 

“Hi,” he croaks out, for once understanding Kaneki’s shyness.

The door bangs open. “We came as quick as we could!” 

Aura Shinsanpei hurries in, Mutsuki Tooru behind him.

Yomo groans. Not again. 

Mutsuki stares at Touka, who refuses to budge from her position besides Hide, at the head of the table. She won’t give him the satisfaction.

“Is this mockery of CCG? And everything we stand for?” Aura clenches his fist.

“So good of you to finally join us,” Touka says stiffly.

Mutsuki’s mouth opens and shuts without a word. He wanted to help Sensei. He came to help Sensei, not to see her. “She isn’t helping Sensei!”

He’s jealous of her. Urie tries to push the thought from his mind. No, Mutsuki can’t be.

“Mucchy, why would you say that? They’re married!” Saiko claps her hands. 

“I’ll beat your asses again,” Miza warns them.

“You did this! You made sensei into this!” screams Mutsuki.

“Furuta did, which means technically, your CCG did, on the bodies of a hundred little kids,” Akira snaps.

He looks hurt. 

“Look, this isn’t easy for me either, considering you razed my family,” says Tsukiyama. “But we all love Kaneki, and we all have to work together if we want to save him.”

“She took him,” whimpers Mutsuki, tears in his eyes.

Akira frowns. Mutsuki isn’t well. Maybe – maybe he didn’t turn on her as easily as she thought. 

“Mutsuki, this isn’t like you,” she says. Amon tightens his grip on her arm.

“Pah,” says Seidou. 

“Helpful,” Kurona shoots at him. He rolls his eyes.

“Mutsuki?” Akira stands and approaches him again.

Urie’s hands sweat. He should be the one comforting Mutsuki. Asking the hard questions. 

But because he’s Urie Yuki, he can’t do it in that order. “What the hell is going on?!”

What if the one saving Juuzou from falling was Shinohara instead of Mizurou

SOB.

“Suzuya!” 

Just like that, the ground isn’t there anymore.

He’s falling. People are falling. His comrades tumble down into the arms of that – that thing, that greedy monster devouring the city.

Just a second ago, he was standing on concrete. 

“Suzuya!” Hands shoot out and grab his wrist.

Suzuya looks up – why is he safe, why has he been spared again – 

Mr. Shinohara stares back at him. 

“What?” Suzuya fights the fear that he’s dead, because this is too good to be true. “How are you back?”

He knew it. He was right to fight Haise. He should have killed him. Then the fallen wouldn’t have died. 

Mr. Shinohara tosses Suzuya back onto solid ground, where Nakarai and Mizurou catch him.

“How?” Suzuya cries again, paralyzed with love for his mentor.

When Mr. Shinohara crawls back up, Suzuya sees. 

Shinohara now has a bikaku. He used it to save them both from falling.

“Bet you weren’t expecting us, were you?” Shirazu Ginshi – someone who’s at least supposed to have a kagune, though not life itself – hurries over.

“What is happening?!” Suzuya screams.