((Thank you so much for all that you do. When is your birthday, btw?)) In the same DBZ crossover universe, Hajime Hazuki is trying to find his place in the world after being defeated and detained when Kaneki and Gohan introduce him to Chie, Goten and Trunks, gaining two friends he would grow close to and an intense budding love for a certain half saiyan girl.

I’m happy to. ❤ My birthday is is July! When is yours? 😀

And yasssss Hajime.

“How’s it going, Hajime?” Kaneki peers through the cracked door. He’s hesitant to enter.

The immediate response is “GO AWAY!” 

And then, “Why do you keep visiting me in this cell?”

“Cell?” Gohan is confused. This kid is troubled, he knows, but he’s in a nice home, with nice surrogate parents – Amon and Mado seem perfect to him. 

“I’m not allowed to go outside on my own,” the kid says mockingly. He yanks open his door and reveals his kakugan. “Heya, mutt.”

“Hajime, can you not?” Kaneki pleads.

Chie peers closer. “Ooh, I love that kakugan. Can I see your kagune?” 

Hajime flushes. He didn’t realize a girl was here. “Sure!”

He thrusts out his crimson tentacles. “Like Kaneki’s, but better.”

Gotten coughs. Trunks shakes his head, but he rather admires this brat.

“We are going to take you out for ice cream,” Kaneki says awkwardly. “If you wanted.” 

“Please say yes.” Chie clasps her hands, and Hajime looks terrified.

So that’s his secret weakness. Girls. Gohan grins.

“Fine.” Hajime sniffs and makes sure to sidle up to Chie. “Did you know I was the leader of a Squad once?”

“You were a child soldier?” Goten is horrified.

“I liked it!” Hajime stomps his foot.

“Well, I like you not in danger,” Kaneki replies. 

Hajime scowls.

“I like you alive, too,” Chie says.

Hajime immediately brightens. He makes a mental note to order the same flavor of ice cream as she so they’ll have more to talk about.

Hide and pre Yamori torture Kaneki (so the most innocent pure Kaneki) nsfw with Hide exuberantly topping and being all complimentary and sweet towards his best friend and being excited as hell at getting to finally experience this with his most important person and Kaneki is too and Kaneki is all smiles and affectionately calls Hide “idiot” after Hide praises him

“Are you sure about this?” Kaneki lifts his eyes to Hide’s. His beloved friend lies stretched atop him. Their skin is bare and sweaty. Their nerves tingle. Kaneki can feel Hide’s humid breath on his lips and he’s embarrassed to admit it, but he wants Hide even more now.

Hide nods. “Kaneki, of course.” He laughs. “You might actually have more muscle than I do.”

Kaneki snickers. “We’re both pretty spindly.”

“And we’re both beautiful.” Hide smiles down at Kaneki. “And we’re both in love.”

He tightens his grip. “Ready?”

Kaneki nods, scared and excited and overwhelmed. He can’t believe he gets to do this with Hide. This is better than he ever dreamed. Certainly better than the horror novels he adores.

Their bodies rock back and forth.

“You feel so good,” Hide moans. “How did you get so talented at this?”

“Idiot,” Kaneki laughs. “Though I could ask the same of you.”  

Hide kisses him again. Kaneki tries not to cry out with excitement, and this makes Hide even happier.

This is a happy moment, and if he has his way, Kaneki will have many more. 

Uta helping Yomo relax ;))) after a long day cuz they’re friends (with benefits lolol)

“You need to calm down, dude.” Uta pops an eyeball into his mouth as Yomo paces before him.

“I can’t. Touka seems so angry – and I can’t reach her.” Yomo scowls.

“I mean, you could have always started with honesty and then you’d never have to worry about confessing.” Uta licks his lips. “But that wouldn’t be your way, eh? Always the hard way.”  

“I don’t know any other,” Yomo says gruffly.

“That’s something you and I have in common, dear Renji.” Uta stands and begins massaging Yomo’s shoulders. “Hell, could you be more tense?”

 “You’re not helping,” Yomo mutters.

“Oh?” Uta buries his face in Yomo’s shoulders. “Is that so?”

Yomo sighs. “Why are you like this?”

“Maybe someday you’ll learn I’m your uncle,” Uta teases. He wiggles his eyebrows.

Yomo has to laugh. He allows Uta to lead him upstairs, to his bedroom. Uta beckons for him to lay down.

“Let me massage your feet or something. Help you relax.”

“You really don’t have to.”

“I want to.” Uta slides his hand between Yomo’s thighs. He groans in respond, and Uta smiles even more at the sound. “I’m your friend, right?”

girlfriend rize headcanons

– She will paint your face in makeup if you fall asleep around her.

– She loves sharing her food with you. It’s the proof of her true love.

– If you are human, she also loves buying you chocolate and wine. If you’re a ghoul, she finds you the most exotic meat she can.

– She has a thing for flowers. You have a thing for buying her all kinds of flowers.

– You started as a strong, slightly flirty friendship. One night you had a deep conversation about life that culminated in her telling you about the Sunlit Garden, and Furuta’s betrayal. You promise to never betray her.

– She replies, somewhat indignantly, that she doesn’t need your protection.

– You agree, but say you still want to anyway. This is how you begin dating.

– She hates PDA, but she will find a way to show you, through winks and smiles and subtle literature references, how fond she is of you.

– The two of you often discuss literature until the late hours of the morning.

– Rize has a bit of a dominant kink. 

TG characters as Christmas Songs 🎄

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – O Holy Night

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Yoshimura Kuzen – What Child Is This?

Kamishiro Rize – All I Want for Christmas Is You

Kirishima Touka – Angels We Have Heard on High

Koma Enji – Frosty the Snowman

Irimi Kaya – The First Noel

Yomo Renji – The Holly and the Ivy

Kosaka Yoriko – Love Came Down

Hinami Feuguchi – Silver Bells

Nishiki Nishio – We Three Kings

Nishino Kimi – O Christmas Tree

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – The 12 Days of Christmas

Karren von Rosewald – Last Christmas

Matsumae – Good King Wenceslas 

Mirumo – We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Chie Hori – What Child is This?

Clowns

Uta – Ding Dong Merrily on High

Itori – Mele Kalikimaka

Hoito Roma – Wonderful Christmastime 

Nimura Furuta – You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Rio/Shikorae – Up on the Housetop

Nico – Santa Baby

Donato Porpora – Here Comes Santa Claus

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24

Yamori – Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Tatara – White Christmas

Yoshimura Eto – Carol of the Bells

Noro – Silent Night

Miza Kusakari – I Saw Three Ships

Naki – Jingle Bells

Hakatori – Making Christmas

Banjou Kazuichi – O Little Town of Bethlehem

CCG

Amon Koutarou – O Come All Ye Faithful

Takizawa Seidou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Mado Akira – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Houji Kousuke- Away in a Manger

Mado Kureo – Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

Marude Itsuki – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Washuu Yoshitoki – Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Washuu Matsuri – Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – The Christmas Shoes, because it pains everyone else

Kuriowa Takeomi – Ave Maria

Kuriowa Iwao – Angels from the Realms of Glory

Aura Kiyoko – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

Tanakamaru Mougan – Go Tell It on the Mountain

Shinohara Yukinori – Happy Christmas (War is Over)

Itou Kuramoto – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Kurona Yasuhisa – I’ll Be Home for Christmas

Hajime Hazuki – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Mayazumi – Run Rudolph

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – The Wassail Song

Arima Kishou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Ui Koori – Little Drummer Boy

Take Hirako – Let It Snow

Arima Yusa – It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Ihei Shio – Deck the Halls

Souza Rikai – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Once in a Royal David’s City

Keijin Nakarai – Silver and Gold

Hanbee Abara – Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Miyuki Mikage – Holly Jolly Christmas

Mizurou Tamaki – Jingle Bell Rock

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Joy to the World

Shirazu Ginshi – Feliz Navidad

Urie Kuki – Do You Hear What I Hear?

Mutsuki Tooru – Please Come Home for Christmas

Hsaio Ching-Li – Sleigh Ride

Aura Shinsanpei – Blue Christmas 

Higemaru Touma – Little Drummer Boy 

More Shinohara kids! How old are they 0ASBI (after steel beam incident just in case you didn’t know)???

0ASBI (Nice acronym!).

Ryohei – 13. Tends to worry about his dad’s safety. 

Noriko – 10. Tends to ignore that dad’s safety is a thing, but every time he winds up i the hospital, she scolds him. And she forces him to promise not to get hurt again.

Eichii – 6. Gets super excited every time Daddy comes home. If he gets home late, Shinohara is always sure to enter his kids’ rooms and kiss them goodnight. 

NSFW Uta!? 😭🙏

“Angry?” Uta watches his lover pace their apartment. 

“You’re very engrossed in your art,” they say.

“I’m also engrossed in your body as art,” he says slyly. 

They burst out laughing, but he’s already sidled over to them. 

“What if I, er, take a break?” He fiddles with their shirt. “Would you like that?”

They nod eagerly.

Uta hoists his lover onto his hips and lifts their shirt so he can suckle the smooth skin of their chest. They moan with anticipation, and he begins to leave small love bites over them. 

He pushes them against the wall. Their hands dig into his hair; their teeth, into his lips. 

He can feel them pulling down his pants and chuckles at their eagerness. 

“Let’s see what kind of body art we can do,” he teases, removing their underwear.

They sigh as their bodies merge. They move in rhythm with each other, gasping and fondling the other until they both tremble with desire.

When both finally release, Uta slides to the floor, pulling his lover with him. “Now that was quite the inspiration I needed.”

“God I love you,” says his lover, kissing him once again.