Kaneki and Hide reunite and Hide confesses his feelings for him (like he did in Chpt 148). But since Kaneki is married with a child on the way, he also says he is ready to let Kaneki go and be happy even if he can’t have him. In comes our queen, Touka, who introduces them to the idea of polyamory ;)

“Why would you go this far? I took your mouth,” Kaneki whispers. He’ll never hear Hide’s laugh again.

Hide rolls his eyes “Kaneki, half an hour ago you thought you’d never hear me again because you’d killed me. Isn’t this infinitely better?”

“I…suppose.”

“Anyhow, I love you. Kaneki, I’ve loved you for years.” Hide looks at the ground. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before. It took me…well, until you vanished to realize.”

“Hide.” Kaneki blinks back tears. “I love you, too.”

He takes Hide’s cheeks in his. “But I can’t be with you. I’m with Touka. We’re having a baby.”

“Do you love her?” Hide asks, desperately. 

“Yes.”

“Good.” Hide breathes a sigh of relief. He can handle heartbreak if Kaneki is happy.

“Hold up, you two.” Touka stomps over. “Go ahead and kiss him, Ken.”

“Huh?” Kaneki sputters.

“Polyamory is a thing, you know.” Touka flutters her lashes at both men. 

Hide feels impressively attracted to her. “Uh.”

Kaneki tackles his missing mouth in a kiss, and Touka kisses both of their cheeks. 

“Welcome to the family. I’ll leave a bite mark not on your face for marriage,” Touka whispers in Hide’s ear. 

He laughs, and even Kaneki has to chuckle. 

He feels so happy, surrounded by and married to his best friends. 

Hi! It’s my birthday today! So I was wondering if you could write some birthday hcs for Haise, Mutsuki, Itori, Uta, Yomo and maybe Hinami?

Happy Birthday!!!!

– Haise adores when Saiko forces the Quinx squad to sing “Happy Birthday” and “How old are you now” to him. He also adores decorating his own birthday cake. 

– Mutsuki silently wonders how he’s made it this far. But when Saiko hugs him and even Urie hands him a painting of happy cats, everything seems brighter. Sensei once bought him a book of poetry, and he cried later with happiness. 

– Itori celebrates with alcohol. Not drinking it herself, but watching Yomo and Uta get drunk and recording the conversation for blackmail later.

– Uta adds a small tattoo each birthday. He marks each birthday on his stomach, just a small line.

– Yomo pretends it’s not happening. He once locked himself in his home the entire day. But then Itori showed up calling him “old man,” and Uta brought blood wine, and in the end they had fun playing drunk Charades and board games, because he’s Yomo.

– Hinami celebrates her birthday by praying for happiness for her parents. She then buys herself the largest book she can find, and an extra large cup of coffee, and loses herself in her book.

the nico posts… i love them so much, thank u. they make me happy cuz i’ve been going through a lot. what would nico’s childhood be like? was she gifted? did she have lots of friends? was she short? did she have siblings? her favourite subject?

❤ ❤ ❤ Hey, if you ever want to message me to vent, feel free. I hope things get better in your life because you deserve the best.

– Nico was always tall, which made her uncomfortable because she wanted to be like the cute, short girls.

– She was an only child, with a single mother. 

– When she came out to her mother, her mom’s response was like “yeah I know you are a girl.” 100% supportive. This meant the world to Nico.

– Nico loved frilly dresses as a kid. She dressed as a Disney princess for every Halloween.

– Literature was her favorite class. As a teen, she developed a taste for Shakespearean tragedy. Hamlet is her favorite character; Romeo and Juliet, her favorite tale. She finds Iago the most intriguing character, but not so endearing.

– She was exceptionally gifted at reading and acting. Her mother encouraged both of these pursuits.

– She had friends, but some kids made fun of her fro being different. Her mom fostered Nico’s belief that differences should be embraced, and that helped her through her more lonely times. 

– She met Itori as a kid, but they never bonded until a decade later, when Nico realized Itori accepted her as she was. Then she was introduced to Uta, another oddball, and Nico felt right at home among the Clowns.

– She pursued Yamori with the childish fantasy that she was solving the mystery of Iago’s sadism.

– Nico’s mother died when she was 17. CCG killed her, and Nico had barely learned to hunt at that point (she wasn’t much a fan of blood). Since then, she’s worked hard to face blood (perhaps too hard, considering her involvement with Yamori).

Everyone’s reaction at Suzuya saying fuck ???

Kaneki/Sasaki: You – You shouldn’t – s-s-s-ay that…Hahaha…Uh…Help.

Mutsuki: *scared*

Urie: *stunned silence*

Shirazu: *chokes*

Saiko: Hey fucker, wanna fucking go? I fucking love it.

Hanbee: *turns bright red, gets very antsy*

Keijin: *impressed* *makes a mental note that swearing may be okay in front of his squad leader* 

Mizurou: OMFG

Mikage: the constellations have aligned. The planets have united as one. The world is ending and it is beautiful.

Shinohara: Suzuya, sometimes that word upsets people. I’ve found it helpful to try saying what is making you so angry, rather than saying that word. 

Is it too perverted to ask if any of the ghouls would have a menstruation fetish, especially with human?

We have three potential candidates: 

1. His name is Uta and he likes being weird. Probably him.

2. Seidou might be kinky enough, or he might start crying. I’m honestly not sure which response will happen but we know it will be hardcore either way. 

3. But actually, Tsukiyama would probably like it too, because he can taste them without hurting them. TRES BIEN! 

Everyone’s reaction to Fueguchi Hinami saying the word: “Fuck.”

I’m dying of laughter.

Kaneki: *gasps* Hinami?! *world tilts*

Touka: The fuck did you just say?

Tsukiyama: *faints*

Yomo: *pretends he heard nothing. Later cries in his room alone*

Nishiki: Don’t you dare start using Touka’s language!

Koma: This is entertaining. The Devil Ape used to wash out Touka’s mouth with soap. (Touka: You fucking did not).

Irimi: grins

Naki: Why is everyone upset? I like that word. 

Miza: Ayato has not been a good influence.

Ayato: *cheers* Allow me to enlighten you on the eloquence of creative cursing. 

Akira and Amon’s toddler daughter Kasuka’s first fully formed word being “Koutarou” and he’s flattered but would have preferred “Daddy”. What happens?

YAS AKIRAMON YAAAAAAAAS.

“Say Daddy,” Akira encourages Kasuka. Their daughter grips her finger and totters towards Amon. “Get ready, Koutarou.” 

He crouches on the ground, ready to catch her. She tumbles into his strong hands, giggling. “Koutarou!” 

He gasps.

“She said your name!” Akira would have assumed Daddy was easier. Kasuka is smart, and she’s a proud Mama. 

“I’m flattered,” Amon says, hugging Kasuka. “Yes, Daddy is Koutarou.”

“Koutarou!” She cheers.

After they put her to bed for the evening, Amon allows himself angst. “But what if she never calls me Daddy?”

“Is that a problem?” Akira cocks an eyebrow.

“Yes! I want to be her Daddy! I want her to call me Daddy witht he same affection you used for Mado.” Amon rubs his forehead. “Please.”

Akira has to laugh. “Oh my.”

“I know, it’s not logical, but I want it.” He clenches his fists.

“We’ll work on teaching her Daddy,” Akira assures him. She plants a kiss on his cheek. “I love your illogical side.” 

Oh god nsfw uihai with ui fulfilling hairu’s praise kink

“Hairu, you’re an amazing investigator.” Ui serves her his most winsome smile as soon as they walk in their door. It’s late at night, and for sure they’re both tired, but he also kinda wants her.

Hairu eyes him slyly, in a way that communicates she knows exactly what’s up. “So are you, Sir Lord of Ethics.”

“And you’re a kind, happy person.” Ui pulls her closer, before their coats are even off.

“Koori, you are so strong,” Hairu whispers back.

He laughs and gestures towards their room.

Hairu is having none of it. “Why wait?”  

She yanks off his jacket right there, in the hall. She presses his back into the wall with a ferocious kiss.

“Hairu, you’re so good at this,” Ui whimpers pulling off her coat and pushing up her shirt. “Wow.”

He goggles at the frilly, ribboned bra she wears. “You’re also a magnificent planner.” 

“I am,” Hairu agrees, unbuttoning his shirt. It tumbles to the floor.

Ui would love to use his mouth to remove her bra, but he isn’t that coordinated. So Hairu has to offer her assistance, and he’s blushing like crazy as she pushes down her pants and then his.

“Hairu, I don’t know how you’re this good,” Ui moans, letting her sink onto him. He lets her press him further against the wall. “Ihei Hairu is the best. The sexiest. The kindness. The funnest. I love her so much.” 

“Dooooo you,” she purrs, increasing their rhythm. “Because Ui Koori is smart, justice-oriented, brave, and oh-so-talented.”

Ui gasps as he feels his climax nearing. “H-hairuuuuuu.”

She loves when he calls her name as he comes. How he looks at her with utmost love and appreciation. How he sees her as not a ghoul-human hybrid, but a full person and the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with. 

She loves him.

More Hikari? She introduces Itori, Uta and Yomo to her adoptive family, her take-no-shit mother “[you choose her name]” and extremely little shy brother “[name]” She befriends Hinami (say Hikari’s dad was a super sweet guy so she has his kindness and Itori’s sense of humor?) too maybe! My apologies if I’m carried away ;-;

You’re not carried away at all. I love your enthusiasm! 

“Mom? Here’s my other Mom.” Hikari giggles as a woman and a little boy enter Anteiku.

“Hikari, it’s late and I was so – oh.” A brunette of about 35 years old presses her hands to her mouth. There’s no doubt who Itori is. 

“Hi,” Itori says, choosing to wield her winsome smile as a weapon. 

“I’m Ichiro Akane.” The woman nods to Uta and Yomo. “Are you…”

“A friend of Itori’s,” Uta says, grinning.

“Both of us.” Yomo elbows Uta. Behave. 

“I see.” Akane nods, her eyes full of questions she will definitely ask. “Not Hikari’s father?”

“No,” Itori says quickly as Uta snickers.

“This is Benjiro.” The woman tugs the boy, who is only a year or so younger than Hikari, forward.

“Hi.” He waves nervously.

“Hello.” Uta smirks, and the kid looks terrified. 

“More coffee?” A girl about Hikari’s age stops by the table. 

“Yes, please,” says Akane. “Say, what’s your name, girl?”

“Hinami.”

“You have a pretty headband. Can I try it?” Hikari waves her hands in excitement, just like Itori used to. 

Hinami nods.

“Ooh, I think it looks better on you.” Hikari frowns at her reflection in her phone. “We should hang out more.”

“Hikari needs people her age,” Akane says quietly. Itori nods. As awkward as this is, at least she and Akane agree on Hikari needing the best in the world.