Iyo falls in love with an Ukaku Ghoul girl that she sees regularly in a coffee shop. Matsuri finds out and confronts her (and is also a no. 1 shipper)

Iyo enters the Washuu mansion whistling. 

“How was your date?” Matsuri leans against the doorframe to their bedroom.

“What?” Iyo drops her purse in shock.

“Iyo, it’s obvious you’re flirting with that girl. I saw it the moment I passed the cafe.”

“Shut up.” Iyo blushes. She’s caught; she knows it. 

“Hey, so long as Tsuneyoshi doesn’t find out, I ship it.” He grins. “What’s her name?” 

“Nothing!” Iyo stomps her foot.

“She doesn’t have one?”

“Ack, you’re so annoying!” Iyo claps her hands over her cheeks to block her blush. “It’s Mikan.”

“Mikan, eh?” Matsuri strokes his chin. “I like it. She’s cute, too. If I were straight, I’d date her.”

“If you were straight, we’d have a functional marriage,” Iyo counters.

“Touche,” he says. “Well, tell me more. I’m so excited to hear about your crush.” 

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦 

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you. 

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough. 

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls. 

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu. 

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it. 

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud. 

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED. 

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler. 

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me? 

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet? 

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine? 

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

So a teen trans Goat member is struggling with themselves and feels they can’t transition because their parents – who’ve been killed before Goat execs rescued them – were transphobic and it would be insulting their memory. Tsukiyama notices they are struggling so he offers help and comfort as well as helping them use their kagune as well. (we all need supportive lgbt mom shuu)

Oh yes, we need this. 

“What do I do?” cries Niji, hugging her ankles to her chest. It’s not her real name; her real name is Dai. But she chose Niji for herself because it means rainbow, just like her bikaku. Plus, she’s trans.

“You be yourself.” 

Niji can’t believe that Tsukiyama Shuu, the Gourmet and one of Goat’s powerful executives, cares about her. 

“But Mom and Dad hated me being a girl. They said I should be a boy like I was born.”

“Listen, Niji – that is your name, right?” Tsukiyama settles besides her. “I had a friend once. He introduced himself as Kanae. He was a great friend to me when I was sick and didn’t appreciate him. When my family was slaughtered, Kanae saved my life: and right before Kanae died, she told me her name was Karren. She’d been living her life as a male because her parents would have wanted her to carry on their name. But she wanted to live as the girl she was, and she wanted to confess her love for me.” 

“I saw her eyes then. They were free, and beautiful, and in that moment there was nothing more in the entire universe that I wanted than for Karren to be herself.” Tsukiyama wipes his eyes. “If she were here, she’d tell you the same.”

“Really?” Niji’s mouth is open.

“Yes.” Tsukiyama shakes his head. “We live in a world that tells us it’s wrong to be the ghouls we were born to be. We also live in a  world that tells us we have to identify with the gender we were born with, or in Karren’s case, the gender her parents wished. We have to change all of those conditions to be free.”

“You think so?” Niji smiles.

“Yes. But you don’t have to transition if you don’t want to yet. Wait until you’re ready. That being said, I can totally give you fashion tips.” Tsukiyama springs to his feet. “Also, FYI, I’m bisexual, so welcome to the LGBTQ ghoul community.”

Niji giggles and accepts Tsukiyama’s outstretched hand.

“Come on, rainbow. I’m giving kids kagune lessons in an hour. Show up.” Tsukiyama winks, and Niji winks back. 

Hello! Could you maybe do Hakatori with human female gf? Maybe angst nsfw?

“Tomoe.” 

Hakatori scrambles out of bed. “You.”

You smile sadly. You’ve been searching for her since Rushima. And finally you found her, hiding out in this pathetic hovel, starving. You hold out your shaking hands. A kidney and a heart. “It’s all I could steal from the lab.”  

Hakatori lets out a small cry. “Why?”

“I still love you,” you whisper. “I know you’re just trying to protect me – I know things are dangerous – but the danger is worthwhile if I’m by your side.”

“You’re so melodramatic.” She rolls her eyes as she approaches to take the meat. “Thank you.”

“Always.” You wait while she gulps down the food. You hand her a bottle of water to settle her stomach – you know that after weeks of starvation, she’s bound to feel sick.

She pulls you closer to her bloodstained lips. “I still love you.”

“I know that’s why you stayed away,” you say. “But that hurts me more, Tomoe.”

The use of her familiar name warms Hakatori’s body. She caresses your face before kissing you. Gently at first, but growing ferocious and strong.

You allow her to lift you off the floor and carry you to her bed. She rubs her hands between your legs, murmuring, “Is this okay?”

You nod, and reach up to pinch her breasts. The two of you slowly undress each other, sharing in your delight over each other’s bodies.

When she finally collapses next to you, mewling in pleasure, you snuggle closer. “Together forever?”

She kisses your forehead. “Absolutely. Thanks for calling out my shit.”

“Anytime, Tomoe, anytime.”

A study of Hairu’s body comes back after the Rose Operation and it turns out she was pregnant with Ui’s baby when she died

Well I’m dead and you have killed me. 

“Are you sure?” Arima’s skin is almost green. Hirako sticks close to his boss as the autopsy doctor walks away. 

“What is wrong?” Ui stumbles up to them, his eyes bloodshot from crying. Hairu is dead.

Just last night they were giggling together under the covers in his apartment. He broke his ethics just to be with her. And he’d been planning on proposing soon – well, just as soon as he told Arima.

And now that future is ruined. That fucking ghoul removed her head, as if she were a toy and not a beautiful, brilliant, witty person.

Arima glares at him.

“No wonder Hairu slipped up. She wasn’t at her full capacity,” Hirako says quietly.

“What do you mean?” Ui cries.

Arima briefly fantasizes about punching Ui. “Did you know?”

“Know what?” Ui looks panicked.

“Ihei was pregnant,” Hirako says tightly.

Ui’s world spins. He slumps to his knees.

“You were the father, weren’t you,” Arima says quietly. “I should have paid more attention.”

“I didn’t know!” Ui wipes his eyes. No, no, no. “I should have stopped her. I – I did this to her!”

Hirako bends down to lift Ui up. “Hold on to me.”

“Let’s go into my office,” Arima says. “I’m not upset with you, Ui. Just surprised.”

“I loved her,” Ui cries. “I did.”

“I’m glad,” Arima tells him. Hairu was happy when she died, he is sure of it. Because all she ever wanted was to be loved. 

imagine since the ghouls and humans are working together and the majority of goat practically worships sasaki, the anteiku squad comes in like “ehhhhhh he’s a dumbass” and urie in his head is like “these are my people” sits down with them anteiku squad starts recounting all the stupid stories they had of kaneki

OH MY GOD CAN THIS HAPPEN.

“Kaneki is amazing,” sighs one of the GOAT children.

“He’s a dumbass!” Serpent grumbles.

“Yes, but he’s my dumbass,” Rabbit shoots back.

“He’s my dumbass!” cries the Gourmet. “Mine! Just once, Touka-chan!”

Kaneki? A dumbass? Urie veers into their group. You are my people. “I’ve been calling him a dumbass since I found out he would be our Squad Leader.”

“You’re Urie, right? I’m Touka.” Rabbit holds out her hand with a smile.

He shakes it gingerly. “Yeah, I recognized you.”

“He once beat the shit out of me when Hide was in danger,” Nishiki recalls. “That being said, I had also beat the shit out of both of them.”

“Yeah, you kinda asked for that one,” Touka teases.

“I once tricked him into becoming dinner at the ghoul restaurant.” Tsukiyama frowns. “Not my finest hour.”

“Uh.” Urie blinks. “I once…got mad and told him where to shove it?”

“Oh did you?” Touka crosses her arms. “Do tell me more.”

“Touka would know.” Tsukiyama wiggles his eyebrows.

“Shut up.” Touka sighs. “I also punched him around a lot when we were younger. He didn’t know ghoul things, and he made me mad, and I didn’t know how else to handle it.”

“Yeah, I mean, that’s why I made his Squad Leader hell, too. I didn’t know where to place my anger.” Urie sighed. 

“See, we’re alike.” Tsukiyama spread his hands.

“I didn’t try to let him be eaten as entertainment!” Urie exclaims.

“Oh, you think that’s bad?” Tsukiyama waves Ayato over. “Ayato, what’re you’re thoughts on Kaneki?”

“My brother-in-law is a dumbass,” grumbles the second Rabbit.

“I like you,” Urie says.

“Wait to you hear what he allowed.” Tsukiyama cackles. “See, we’re all people who’ve done terrible things, just like you at CCG. And if we can unite with each other, we can unite with you.”

Do you mind I request some cuddles and random fluff hcs for Yomo and Uta with a cubby so. Thank you so much love you and your blog!!

Thank you! ❤

Yomo

– loves the feeling of his SO’s soft skin against his hard muscle. Cuddling is good, cuddling naked is better. 

– would be very reassuring if they have body image issues. He would remind them every morning how good they look.

– if anyone ever made fun of them, they’d face the wrath of the Raven.

– though he’s a very private person, he will shower them with affection as soon as they’re home. 

Uta

– likes to tease his SO. However, once of twice he’s gone too far and hurt their feelings.

– he then spends days spoiling them and apologizing. 

– a ghoul once walked into HySy and made a rude comment about Uta’s SO. He calmly told them that if they ever said that again, they would find their eyes in his jar.

– he loves drawing on their curved body, both permanent or nonpermanent tattoos. 

– if they’re feeling insecure, he will use humor to alleviate the moment and then assure them that he loves them, thinks they’re beautiful and sexy, and in fact, they’re perfect. 

When touken baby is a toddler and refuses to say anything but “No,”

Bahahahahahhahaha. Love it. 

“Mitsu, come here.” Touka points to the dinner table.

“No.” Mitsu continues to play with her stuffed animals. She told Kaneki earlier that she’s making up her own story.

“Mitsu, obey your mother,” Kaneki says.

Mitsu looks up again in surprise. “No.”

“Obey your father?” Kaneki tries.

“No.” Mitsu giggles and sets her penguin atop the dog. She makes them charge towards two fluffy cats as large as she, presents from Uncle Shuu. 

“Mitsu. I know your story is interesting, but you can work on it later.” Kaneki crosses the room and lifts Mitsu off the ground.

“No!” she cries. “No, no, no!”

“I’m going to eat Nishiki for teaching her that,” Touka mutters.

“I mean, to be fair, we tell her no all the time,” Kaneki says, setting Mitsu in her seat. 

“No you don’t,” Mitsu says.

Hey look, she said something besides no, Touka thinks. Kaneki winks at her.