Niji is a rainbow princess

She is, and for her birthday Tsukiyama buys her a kit of rainbow hair dyes. He spends the entire day helping her dye her hair appropriately.

Kaneki and Touka (meaning Touka) buy her makeup. 

Naki makes sure she wakes up in a sea of glitter.

Nishiki teaches her the science behind rainbows and gives her a prism as a present. 

Irimi and Koma buy her a dress.

Shio, Rikai, and Yusa make her a flower crown. 

She’s never had a birthday party like the one spent in hiding in the 24th ward, surrounded by people who love and accept her. 

eto has a tough day, more than usual, all of her pent up emotions really drown her and she just breaksdown. But noro is there to comfort her, and hug her the way he use to when she was a child💔

MY FEELZ.

Eto stomps into Aogiri’s headquarters. Her father – her fucking father – is helping that new one-eye.

He couldn’t fucking help me, could he? I hate him! Eto punches the wall over and over, until her fists land not on plaster but a skeletal body.

“Oh, hi Noro.” Eto forces a grin. “Meow’s it going?”

Noro shakes his head. She’s sure he would be rolling his eyes if he still had them. 

“Dad’s helping another sorry ghoul,” Eto spits. “This time he’s a half-breed like me.” 

Noro puts a hand on her shoulder. She jerks free. “I’m not a child anymore.”

Noro draws her close to him.

“It’s okay to be emotional,” he said as ten-year-old Eto pounded her pillow. 

“Did you read this journal?” Eto waved the notebook.

“I’d hoped you wouldn’t find it until you were older,” Noroi admitted. 

 “Well, fuck my Dad!”

And instead of scolding her for her language, his arms were around her, strong and comforting as she screamed.

His arms are still strong and comforting. Less alive, but still here, which is more than Yoshimura has ever done.

Eto wraps her arms around his waist and sobs. 

Aogiri reactions to Up

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Yoshimura Eto – laughs hysterically throughout the first 10 minutes. Not because she really finds it funny, but because she doesn’t want to cry.

Noro – came alive again to cry.

Tatara – stared at a wall wiping his tears for an hour afterwards.

Kirishima Ayato – claims it is a stupid movie, but secretly rewatches it over and over.

Fueguchi Hinami – You will find her collapsed on the floor, gut-wrenching sobs emanating from her body. You will then find her arms around you as she sobs about the beauty of life. 

Yamori – gets angry because it was too good.

Naki – tries to convince Miza to make a house upheld by balloons with him.

Miza Kusakari – nicknames the dog “Naki.”

Takizawa Seidou – babbles hysterically about how he wants to be happy again like Carl. 

Suzuhan???

– Hanbee is the fashionista of the two. He picks out all of Suzuya’s dark, pretty outfits.

– Suzuya sometimes swings from the fan in their ceiling so he can surprise attack Hanbee. 

– Suzuya frequently tackles Hanbee, demanding cuddles. Hanbee happily obliges.

– Shinohara’s family is very supportive of their relationship. Hanbee teared up when Shinohara’s wife told him that Mr. Shinohara would have loved him for making Juuzou so happy.

– Hanbee has a habit of talking in his sleep, which Suzuya has filmed more than once, to his Squad’s delight. Well, his Squad except Hanbee. 

– Suzuya often falls asleep in Hanbee’s arms. Hanbee adores this. The first time it happened, he cried with joy.

– Suzuya loves playing with Hanbee’s hair. 

Ayahina have quadruplets and Kaneki faints (also Ayato is crying more than all the babies put together throughout Hinami’s labour)

“Oh my god, this is awful.” Ayato hiccups as Hinami grunts.

She’s been in labor for half a day. She’s in pain. She’s in agony, actually, and he helped cause this. “I’m so sorry!”

“It’s fine,” she says through ground teeth.

“You’re ready to push,” Kimi says. 

Hinami gasps with relief, and Touka squeezes Kaneki’s hand. Kaneki, however, looks awfully pale.

Hinami-chan is going to be a mother…

He’s going to be an uncle…

Kaneki greets the floor with his face.

“Really?” Touka hauls him up. “Oh my god, Ken!”

“Get Useless outta here,” Ayato wails. He pulls out his hair, until he sees Hinami glaring at him.

Touka drags Kaneki away as Kimi encourages Hinami. Finally there’s a cry, and Ryouko is alive and in his arms.

“Here comes another.” Kimi hands Ayato baby Hikari.  

“Okay, Touka, we need you,” Ayato calls, his voice cracking.

His sister and her useless husband reenter.

“If you drop either, you die,” Ayato hisses. 

“Arata.” Touka takes the third baby like its a treasure. Kaneki gingerly pats its head.

“Last but not least, Daisuke.” Kimi hands an exhausted Hinami the fourth baby, named after Hinami’s father. 

“Oh my god, they’re beautiful,” Hinami whispers, tears running down her face.

Ayato nods, unable to speak around the lump in his throat.

“It was worth it.” Hinami motions for Touka to hand over Arata, and for Ayato to bring the girls closer.

Ayato has to nod. 

Okay hear me out……Tsukiyama introduces Niji and Kyou?

Oooh I like this.

“Niji, this is my girlfriend, Kyou.” Tsukiyama gestures to the willowy, glamorous woman by his side. 

Niji’s eyes are wide. “H – hi.”

“Hi, Niji.” Kyou smiles. 

She’s so pretty. Niji is not. She hangs her head.

“I hear you’re like me. A girl with guy parts,” Kyou says softly. 

Niji starts. Kyou? Well, now that she looks, Kyou doesn’t have much of a chest…or hips. But she’s so pretty. 

“It’s okay to be who you are. I’m happier having transitioned. If you’re happier not transitioning, it doesn’t make you any less of a woman,” Kyou assures her.

“Doesn’t it?” Niji bites her lip. “Kyou, what if I start transitioning and I look like a freak? What if my parents look down from heaven and hate me?”

“If they’re in heaven – and all ghouls are – I think they’ll know better than to hate. I think they’ll be cheering you on.” Kyou produces an expensive magenta lipstick. “Want it?”

Niji nods eagerly.

“It’s okay to take your time deciding, too,” Tsukiyama adds quickly.

“Yes.” Kyou grins. “And we’re here anytime you need to talk.”

Niji’s eyes fill with tears. “Thank you.” 

She flings herself into Kyou’s arms, then Tsukiyama’s. She almost feels like she has a family again. 

Kaneki says how he’s the One-Eyed King and then Kyou replies with “Well, I didn’t vote for you!” please (I love Kyou so much omg)

I’m so glad! She’s quickly becoming a favorite OC of mine.

“But, maybe – maybe if we tried to meet CCG or at least raid the execution,” Tsukiyama begins. His new girlfriend hangs onto his arm. “It’s Touka’s best friend.”

“And risk our people?” Kaneki looks ill at the thought.

“You do realize,” Kyou cuts in, not giving a shit that she’s not an advisor, “that playing pacifist while people kill you is violence itself, right?” 

Kaneki’s voice wobbles. “I am the One-Eyed King. This is what I’ve chosen.”

Kyou smirks. “Well, I didn’t vote for you!”

She spins free of Tsukiyama and sashays off.

“She’s gonna plan something, isn’t she?” Kaneki whispers.

“I’ll try to talk to her,” Tsukiyama says, hurrying after her. Maybe Kaneki can sit with Kyou’s wisdom for a bit.

Because, of course Kyou is planning something. 

He might join her, too.

Asa has been looking for her girlfriend for a while (who isn’t very strong) and finds that she’s been rescued by Kaneki and doesn’t like the look of him, and asks who he is. Her girlfriend informs her that this is “the One-Eyed King” to which Asa replies with “Well, I didn’t vote for him!”

“Who goes there?”

“A ghoul, fuckwit.” Asa is too terrified to be polite. Supposedly she’s here. Supposedly she’s been saved from those murder children.

But what if she’s not?

“Asa!” Tsukiyama shoves aside a blonde man in a white suit. He bows before her. “Pleasure to see you again. What can we do for you?”

Asa licks her lips. “I heard you rescued someone in the fourth ward? Blonde hair? Skinny? Goes by Satome?”

“Ah!” Tsukiyama claps his hands. “Come follow me.”

“She’s alive?” Asa cries out with relief as she scampers after Tsukiyama.

The Gourmet shoves open a cell door to reveal Satome sitting, pale but breathing, in a bed as a ghoul uses his kagune to heal her. A white-haired man is questioning her.

“She’s in pain, let her rest,” Asa says quickly. 

“Asa!” Satome tries to stand, but the healing ghoul holds her back. 

“You need to sit,” he tells her.

“Why are you questioning her? Who are you?” Asa fires questions at the ghouls. “How did you find her?”

“Asa, this is Banjou Kazuichi,” Satome points to the healer ghoul. She moves her finger to point to the white-“And this is the One-Eyed King.” 

Asa crosses her arms with a huff. King? He looks like a pile of strained potatoes. “Well, I didn’t vote for him!”

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please. 

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki. 

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way. 

Kosaka Yoriko – No? 

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science. 

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself. 

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone. 

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot. 

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes. 

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself. 

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul. 

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell. 

Marude Itsuki – Hell no. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes. 

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie. 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response. 

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish. 

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes. 

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical. 

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me. 

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES. 

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly. 

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course. 

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this? 

Urie Kuki – indubitably. 

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦 

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes. 

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.