matsuri goes to the corniculum to insult mirumo & sexual tension ensues (hair pulling preferred but optional)

“So, Tsukiyama.” Matsuri brushes back his hair. “I take it your conditions are to your liking?” 

Mirumo is NOT in the mood. He glances out through the bars. “I wouldn’t even treat my animals the way you treat ghouls.”

“I wouldn’t treat animals the way you treat humans,” Matsuri shoots back.

“There’s a point,” Mirumo concedes. “Or is it?”

“Huh?” Matsuri backs away as Mirumo sniffs the air. A Tsukiyama, with their impeccable breeding, might just guess his secret.

“Well, that makes more sense.” Mirumo crosses his arms, a satisfied smirk on his face. “You were saying?”

“What makes sense?” Matsuri asks innocently.

“The Washuus’ real motives. Self-hatred?Living a lie?” Mirumo glances at the ring on Matsuri’s left hand. “Forced marriage, I presume?”

“You stupid ghoul,” Matsuri growls, reaching through the bars to pull Matsuri’s hair. 

“You know, you could live free,” Mirumo suggests. “My son is bisexual, and I support him regardless. Can you say the same for your father?”

“Shut up,” hisses Matsuri. Is he that obviously gay? “You’re my prisoner, you -”

Mirumo cuts him off by opening the door. “In your rush to mock me, you forgot to lock it.” He shoves Matsuri against the wall. “You and I both know you don’t want to be here or do this. I offer you another way forward, sir.” 

His face is very, very close to Matsuri’s.

Matsuri squirms,

Mirumo leans forward and kisses Matsuri. His hand slides into Matsuri’s pocket. 

“Huh?!” Matsuri is too shocked to move.

“Thank you,” Mirumo says, shoving Matsuri into the cell and holding up the key he took from Matusri’s pocket. “Have a nice time lying to yourself.”

“Get back here!” wails Matsuri, but Mirumo heads outside to where Chie Hori and the :Re managers await. “Time to rescue my son.”

And that is the story of how Mirumo actually escaped from the investigators. 

Crack head cannon: After kaneki is extracted from dragon, q squad encounters the women they saw aura and mutsuki try to kill earlier now at the hospital and witness her punch a doctor ( that nobody liked cause he was more interested in dissecting kaneki then saving him). Saiko suggests they should go talk to her cause she might know her maman, which they do and it’s leads to a whole bunch of revelations.

“There they are.” Saiko and the rest of the Quinx have finally arrived at the hospital. Tokyo’s controlled enough that they can visit Maman for an hour. 

She waves at Hide, Tsukiyama Shuu, and the manager of :Re. They all wave back, though their attention remains on the white-haired doctor talking to them. 

“Perhaps he might better serve the world in a lab,” says the creaky old doctor, pushing his glasses up his nose. 

“Oh, hell no!” The pretty ukaku the Quinx saw from earlier leaps to her feet and punches him square in the jaw. “Not on my watch, you’re not.”

“Amen.” Hide claps.

“Miss -”

“We saw nothing,” Tsukiyama says innocently.

The doctor scowls before scurrying away. 

“I’ll call Dad and find a proper doctor.” Tsukiyama leaps to his feet and hurries off in search of better phone service. 

“Do you know Saiko’s Maman?” Hsaio asks.

Mutsuki turns red. He and Aura exchange glances. 

“I’m his wife,” says the ghoul with a shrug.

“Wait – what?” Urie sputters.

“Seriously?” Higemaru grins.

“AIEEEEEEEE!” Saiko launches herself into the ghoul’s arms. “Hi! Hello! I’m Saiko! I’m your daughter, kind of, I guess!” 

The ghoul laughs nervously. “I’m Touka.” 

“We should talk,” Mutsuki says nervously.

Touka nods. “That sounds good to me. It’s nice to meet Ken’s family.” 

crack head cannon (which isn’t really crack this time): Arima is Kaneki’s uncle or godfather (his older brother/friend is a sunlit garden defect like rise but only Arima knew what happened to him i.e. settling down and having a kid). Because of his relation, he was given an opportunity to adopt kaneki when his mom died. However, he declined because he didn’t want the washuu to find out whose son he is. Its a decision he always regretted.

“What is this?” Kaneki looks at the dusty shoebox in Hirako’s hands. It’s 3 am, and Hirako has suddenly shown up in his room to greet him with “there’s no emergency, so don’t get up.” 

“Something he always wanted to show you.” Hirako still can’t bring himself to say his name. “It concerns your father.”

Kaneki stills. “Who?”

Hirako hands it to him without another word.

Kaneki’s palms ooze sweat as he slides off the lid.  

The first object is a photo. A young Arima, smiling and easy to recognize, with someone who looks just like Kaneki, except for his blue hair.

Blue, the same color as Arima’s. 

Their arms wrap around each other. They smile with an ease Kaneki’s never witnessed in Arima. And now he never will.

“His name was really Arima, too. He was another garden kid,” Hirako said. 

“That can’t be.” Kaneki stills. “Furuta said I was no one.”

“You were to Furuta. Not to Rize. She smelled the Washuu on you. And, Kaneki, did you really never wonder how you managed to survive a procedure so may failed?” Hirako holds up a paper. 

A birth certificate. Arima Haise. “This was your father’s true name.”

Kaneki blinks back tears. “No.”

And yet he digs into the box. Some are photos. Some notes, back and forth between the father he never knew and this father figure who was apparently so much more. All meticulously dated. 

And, finally, Kaneki finds the date he’s looking for. 

Mom had died. It was from the state. 

Asking Arima to adopt him.

In Arima’s chicken scratch handwriting, there’s three words printed. I’m sorry, Ken.

Kaneki looks at Hirako. Tears run down his cheeks. “Why?”

“To protect you.” Hirako shrugged. “That backfired.”

“I don’t believe that,” Kaneki bursts out. Ire flashes in his belly. Arima could have – could have prevented all of this!

Hirako swallows. “If I had to guess, he was too ashamed of what he was – too ashamed that he had never seized the freedom your father had – too afraid of failing to agree.”

Kaneki chokes back a sob. “He could have saved me. He could have – we could have spent so much longer together. I could have learned so much more.”

“Truth hurts,” Hirako agrees, placing a hand on Kaneki’s shoulder. He lets the kid sob. 

Somewhere, he imagines Arima is sobbing, too.

Shirazu, Urie, Oneshot!Kaneki and Touka taste in music?

Shirazu – Pop. Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are his current favorites. He’s never recovered from first hearing Whitney Houston. 

Urie – He detests mainstream acts, so old rock music it is. He’s very fond of the Beatles, Rolling Stones, U2, Springsteen, etc. If he has to listen to modern music, it better be alternative. He’s very insistent on his tastes. 

Oneshot!Kaneki – rap. Kendrick Lamar might be his favorite.

Touka – Pop might sound a little too cheerful to her. She likes musical scores and cinematic songs – music that takes her through an emotional journey. 

Matsuri strips and declares his love for Sasaki/Kaneki in his office instead of for Urie. He stalks after Sasaki to profess his undying feelings and inadvertently encounters Tsukiyama. Both are quick to pick up on the others passionate and theatrical personality and see a rival in the other for Sasaki/Kaneki’s love. Meanwhile Kaneki/Sasaki is actually secretly seeing Mutsuki

Okay but am I the only one desperate to see Tsukiyama and Matsuri interact? The DRAMA!

“I will do everything for you…KANEKI KEN!” Matsuri rips off his shirt and stalks across his office. 

He must find Kaneki. Kiss him. Tell him his feelings. Kiss him again. 

Kaneki will help bring down the Washuu’s toxic masculinity. Kaneki will accept him as a good man.

Matsuri rushes towards Goat’s last known location, a cafe called :Re.

“Wait, wait, wait. Just who are you, ma chere?” An elegant man pushes Matsuri back as soon s he rings the door, sweating, out of breath, and lacking most of his clothing.

“Fiend! Do you not work for Kaneki Ken? I must see him!” cries Matsuri.

The tall man’s eyes gleam. “Is that so? Tres bien! May the best man win!”

He sweeps down in a bow before Matsuri. “Tsukiyama Shuu, at your service, rival.” 

“Washuu Matsuri,” Matsuri stammers, suddenly afraid. Tsukiyama. The one they tried to kill.

Tsukiyama glares at him as recognition finally dawns on his face. 

After a moment of staring, they both dash for the back of :Re.

“What the fuck?!” yells :Re’s manager. She’s probably a pretty girl. Matsuri wouldn’t know. 

“Kaneki my pet,” wails Tsukiyama, throwing open a door to an office.

“Kaneki, my fire, my love, my life!” shrieks Matsuri.

Kaneki sits bolt upright in his chair. The chair he’s straddling with Mutsuki Tooru.

All four men scream. 

how about michiko’s reaction when she discovers mizurou’s figure collection?

Based on characters from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.” #readity’all

“Hey, what are these?” Michiko stands on her tiptoes to reach the top shelf in Mizurou’s closet. 

“Uh.”

“Ooh. Is it an action figure?” Michiko holds up a small figurine.

“He’s from a Nintendo game,” Mizurou says quickly, crossing the room to her side.

“Do you have more?” Michiko fishes her hands around. “Oh – OH!” 

Several dozen figures rain down upon her. “Just how many do you have?!” 

“Uh…” Mizurou gulps.

“Wait, is that Obi-Wan?” Michiko bends over. “And you have Grumpy from Disney! Oh my goodness, you have everything.” 

“I, uh, really like collecting figurines,” Mizurou confesses.

“You don’t say?” Michiko giggles. “This is adorable.” 

“You don’t think I’m weird?” Mizurou asks in relief.

“Not at all. But our little friend might.” Michiko pokes her stomach, and Mizurou has to laugh as his arms encircle his fiancee.

Oneshot!Kaneki at high school au hcs?

– Oneshot!Kaneki is the type who tutors his entire class in literature…by legal and other means.

– There are rumors that he may occasionally break into his teacher’s desk for their exams. These have never been proven.

– Oneshot!Kaneki once encountered someone bullying another student. The bully was too afraid to bully after that.

– Since Oneshot!Neki knows fear is a poor motivator, and because he sees darkness in himself too, he also tries to befriend the former bully. 

– The sole break-in incident that was pinned on Kaneki was at the cafeteria. He stole pudding for the kids he was tutoring. He paid them back double before they confronted him. 

– He’s widely recognized as a quiet leader, even though he doesn’t want to be. Kids are grateful for him. He’s made their high school a better place.

Uta realizing his S/O is a lot weaker than he realized?

“Ah-ha-ha, I really fucked up this time, Uta.” His S/O staggers into HySy, pale and dripping blood onto the floorboards. 

“[Name]!” Uta hurries over to where they’ve slumped onto the floor, holding their side.

“I couldn’t even fend them off…and they’re just humans,” they mutter. 

“What happened?” All trace of amusement dissipates from his voice. Uta hauls them up and into his office. He yanks off their coat and pulls up their shirt to see a knife wound in their side. It’s less deep than it appears, to his relief. “Well, you’re not dying.” 

They’re silent as he tends to their wound. Their head hangs. 

“Do you want to talk about it?” Uta asks, tipping their chin up so that their eyes meet.

“I was mugged.” They shrug. “And I tried to fight back, but I’m so weak … stupid robbers just made off with everything.” They try to laugh, but it comes out like a cry.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry I worried you. I’m sorry I suck at defending myself. I’m sorry.” 

“You did nothing wrong, you know, [Name]-chan.” Uta leans forward to rest his forehead against theirs. “Would that we were all as peaceful as you.”

They snort. “Weak, not peaceful.”

“Still,” he murmurs. “We can work on improving your strength. I’ll get Renji to help. And I’ll protect you more.”

“I don’t want you to trouble -”

“I want to.” He cuts them off. “Because I love you, and you should know that.” 

They smile now, just barely. “I do.”

“Good.” Uta winks. “Now, in the meantime, you won’t have the strength to fight back if I tickle you, right?” 

Touka as an Aogiri member with Ayato hcs?

– They’d be known as the Black Rabbit Duo. Few investigators would walk away from a fight with them.

– They’d bicker all the time. Eto enjoys it, but Tatara finds it annoying.

– Miza and Touka would bond even earlier than they do in :Re.

– Touka would still wander into Anteiku often, and appreciate the manager’s continued offers of peace, even if she doesn’t take it. 

– An explosive fight with Ayato would probably occur because he risked his life over something stupid. This may spur Touka to realize this life is not for her.

– If you thought that fight was explosive…wait until one of the Black Rabbit Duo tries to sacrifice themselves for the other. No one in Aogiri would get sleep that night.

– Ayato would probably be annoyed at Touka’s constant interest in his friendship with Hinami.

Give all the star wars characters you can think of rc types please and whether they’d be normal Ghouls, Natural One-Eyed Ghouls, Artificial One-Eyed Ghouls, or Quinxes. (hey, add quinques if you want.)

Prequels

Qui-Gon Jinn – Frame 4 Quinx, koukaku 

Obi-Wan Kenobi – Quinx, rinkaku

Padmé Amidala – Ghoul, bikaku

Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker – natural One-Eyed, kakuja

Emperor Palpatine – Artificial One-Eyed, kakuja

Jar-Jar Binks – quinque. You know it’s true.

Rogue One

Jyn Erso – Ghoul, ukaku

Galen Erso – Ghoul, ukaku

Cassian Andor – Ghoul, rinkaku

K-2SO – Artificial One-Eyed, bikaku 

Bodhi Rook – Frame 2 Quinx, bikaku 

Chirrut îmwe – Natural One-Eyed, ukaku

Baze Malbus – Ghoul, koukaku

Saw Guerrera – Framed-out Quinx, kakuja

Orson Krennic – Frame 1 Quinx, ukaku

Originals

Luke Skywalker – Natural One-Eyed, rinkaku to kakuja

Leia Organa – Natural One-Eyed, rinkaku

Han Solo – Ghoul, koukaku

Chewbacca – Ghoul, koukaku

C-3PO – Frame 1 Quinx, ukaku

R2-D2 – Frame 5 Quinx, rinkaku

Boba Fett – Artificial One-Eyed, ukaku

Jabba the Hutt – quinque, koukaku

Admiral Ackbar – Ghoul, rinkaku

Grand Moff Tarkin – Frame 2 Quinx, ukaku

Yoda – Ghoul, kakuja

Sequels

Rey – Natural One-Eyed, kakuja

Finn – Framed-out Quinx, koukaku

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo – Natural One-Eyed, kakuja

Rose Tico – Ghoul, ukaku

Poe Dameron – Ghoul, bikaku

BB-8 – Artificial One-Eyed, ukaku

Admiral Amilyn Holdo – Ghoul, rinkaku

Captain Phasma – Ghoul, half-formed kakuja

General Armitage Hux – Frame 1 Quinx, rinkaku

Supreme Leader Snoke – Ghoul, kakuja