Saiko has a vine account where she films funny moments in the chateau and Touka finds it. They later bond over it

“What is this?” Touka peers over Saiko’s shoulder, at her computer screen.

“Oh this? This is my vine account. Watch!” Saiko clicks on a video. 

Urie lifts a giant weight. But then Mutsuki passes by, and in a daze Urie drops the weight onto his foot. 

Touka bursts out laughing. “You’re kidding.”

“I’m not. Watch this one.” Saiko clicks on another. It’s Aura giving Higemaru a piggyback ride, chasing first Urie, then Mutsuki. 

The human tower then turn to Hsiao.

“Onward!” yells Higemaru, thrusting his fist in the air.

Hsaio kicks Aura straight between the thighs.

Higemaru screams louder than Aura as he tumbles to the ground. 

Touka doubles over. “I can’t – catch me breath – oh my god.”

“This is my favorite.” Saiko selects an image of Sasaki Haise strolling down the hallway.

“Boooooo!” Someone wearing a sheet leaps in front of Haise. 

Her husband screams louder and higher than she’s ever heard.

“That was Shirazu,” Saiko says softly. “I like seeing him happy.”

“I wish I’d seen him more,” Touka says sympathetically. 

Saiko smiles at her. “Me too. He’d be a big fan of you, I’m sure. We all are still, you know.”

“Thanks.” Touka smiles gingerly. She still feels like an interloper, as much as she loves the Quinx. 

Saiko wraps her in an embrace. 

Oneshot!Kaneki in a date with his shy female SO

Ooh more Oneshot!

Oneshot!Neki smiles at the pretty woman across the table. She eats her sandwich delicately, as if afraid he’ll judge how she eats.

And, dammit, now he’s afraid she’ll judge him for gulping the human food without tasting that shit.

“It’s good, isn’t it?” she ventures.

Kaneki nods. She’s cute, and kind. 

“I’m a little embarrassed at how much I frequent your cafe. Your coffee is just so good,” she says. 

“I’ve noticed you for a while,” he admits. 

“Really?” She blushes.

“Mmm.” His stomach churns.

“Did you always want to ask me out?” Her eyes are wide.

“Yes…but…” He smiles. “I heard your conversation – debate – with those two dolts who were discussing ghouls. I thought any girl who defends a predatory species she doesn’t know is worth knowing better.”

“Oh, that. Well, it’s true, we should have empathy for them, right?” She chuckles. 

“Agreed – if you’ll excuse me.” Kaneki leaps to his feet and hurries towards the bathroom. 

He barely reaches it in time. He vomits over the dingy, cracked tiled floor. Fuck, now he’s gonna have to spend longer in here cleaning it up.

He gags again. He doesn’t hear the door open. 

Then he feels her soft hands on his shoulders. “It’s okay. I know your secret, you know. I frequent your cafe because I like getting to know ghouls.”

“Huh?” He gapes up at her.

She grabs a stack of paper towels from the sink. “Let’s clean up the mess, hmm? I’m not supposed to be in the men’s room.” 

She winks. “We can discuss this later.”

Even though he’s stunned, Kaneki can’t resist winking back. 

Do you have any thoughts or headcanons on Donato’s background before he was running the orphanage?

My real thoughts are that he may have some connection to Uta in his past, but that’s all. :O 

As for fun headcanons, let’s go!

– Donato probably broke all his seminary rules. 

– When he was really young and all alone on the streets of Russia, he went into confession out of despair.

– The priest who heard his confession took pity on a ghoul, and decided he could raise him as a proper Catholic.

– Unfortunately, Donato was a rowdy youngster a la Uta and Yomo. He put on a good face for his foster father, but his sadistic tendencies began to grow as well. Because in sadism, he found the power he’d always lacked.

– When he was found out, he fled Russia and never saw his Father again. He took in kids initially with good will, but his sadism eventually got the better of him.

– He saw Amon as the kid his Father wished he was, so he spared Amon. 

– He’d probably deny all of this. 

How Anteiku comforts SO who just had a nightmare

Kaneki Ken – He will ask if they want to return to sleep or talk. If they choose the former, he’ll hold them tight and assure them he’ll protect them. If the latter, he’ll brew coffee and listen intently. 

Kirishima Touka – She’ll say well that’s it for sleep. She’ll brew coffee and talk and keep they awake as they dissect their dreams. 

Fueguchi Hinami – She will hug the nightmare out of them. 

Nishiki Nishio – He’ll massage his SO as they either talk about it or talk about something else. 

Nishino Kimi – She’ll probably psychoanalyze the dream to give her partner more control. 

Yoshimura – He’ll assure his SO he will never, ever let something bad happen and tug them closer.  

Koma Enji – He’ll listen to their nightmare, then make up funny endings and stories to get their mind off the dream. 

Irimi Kaya – Will use her kagune to shield her SO. Pile blankets atop them. Make sure they feel secure enough to return to the land of slumber. 

Yomo Renji – He will wait to see their response. Do they want to talk? If so, he’ll watch them with his serious eyes so they know he’s paying attention. If they just want to forget, he’ll allow it for now, but inwardly he’d be very sad that they had a nightmare, because he wishes he could take it away. 

Uta – He’ll work on getting his SO to forget. Perhaps some hanky-panky or tickling. 

Tokyo Ghoul Juuzou, Shinohara, Houji, Takizawa, Akira and Amon meeting their future :re selves.

OMG

Suzuya Juuzou – He’d be intrigued. A bit confused as to why he chooses certain things. But I think he’d be happy that he’s found friendship and happiness, and that Mr. Shinohara still matters to him.

Shinohara Yukinori – He’d be disquieted at his vegetative state. He would, however, ask about whether his family visits, how they and Suzuya are doing, etc. Once he finds out they’re okay, he’d be more accepting. And he’d be very intrigued by the ghoul who visits to bring him flowers. 

Houji Kousuke – He’d be very disappointed about what happened to Seidou. He’d even debate with himself whether he should have tried to kill him. His :re self will insist on killing Seidou now, Luke-Skywalker-to-Ben-Solo style. But he won’t be able to do it, not yet. 

Takizawa Seidou – He might go a little crazy. He’d deny it flat-out. “There’s no way you are me, goth freak!” And then he’d cry and spend more quality time with his family and Rocky. He’d probably keep it to himself, though. His only way for calm would be denying it and occasionally reminding himself that Akira and Amon did not reject him even then. 

Mado Akira – She’d be intrigued, though the idea that she’d befriend the Rabbit and Yotsume would offend her. She’d also be interested in stopping Seidou and Amon from becoming ghouls, which might cause problems. Amon might then wonder why she kept bringing him donuts every morning. 

Amon Koutarou – He’d be sickened that he’d turn into a ghoul. Once he realizes he can still be a good person and help his friends, as opposed to being the predator Donato was, he’d calm down a little. In time, he’d realize that knowing ghouls and humans are connected far more than he imagined is freeing

Kakuja!Touka headcanons?

– her kakuja looks like a rabbit flying on flames. 

– Kakuja Touka is still very sexy to Kaneki. They once tried to, ah, include their kakujas in their sexy times. It did not go well. 

– Ayato is hella jealous.

– She loves having a kakuja. It makes her feel more like a badass, and it’s super useful for enclosing her baby for protection.

– Inspired by Touka, Kaneki wrote a children’s book called The Rabbit and the Centipede

– She mostly uses it on missions to help secure peace between humans and ghouls. However, on occasion she uses it to scare Ayato and Yomo. The latter involved her running up to him, imitating a kids voice. “Uncle, uncle, look what I can do!” He nearly fainted and definitely needed a drink afterwards.

– Tsukiyama helpfully informed Touka she smelled “infinitely more delicious” since becoming a kakuja. 

The adventures of my odd brotps: Mutsutou, Haikarren, Mutsuhina, and Ayaurie.

Mutsutou 

– Once Mutsuki and Touka reconciled, he first began to appreciate her as a mother figure before as a friend. 

– Mutsuki apologized to Yomo, and Touka overheard. She then invited Mutsuki for a cup of coffee and entertained him with stories of Ken at Anteiku, and her wild past. That’s how they became besties.

– One night, Kaneki and Urie came home from a meeting to discover Touka and Mutsuki giggling over an empty bottle of blood wine (which does not hurt ghoul babies). They became alarmed before Touka opened her mouth and began to spill all the embarrassing Sasaki stories Mutsuki had told her. The two couples stayed up all night talking.

– Mutsuki accompanies Touka to any doctor appointments Kaneki can’t make, which is also how he became close to Hinami.

Haikarren

– Once, Karren and Hairu got wigs to look like each other’s hair. Tsukiyama and Ui were very confused and scared.

– Hairu took Karren out shopping for lingerie Shuu would like. It was fun for her, too, because Karren is very generous with the Tsukiyama’s money. Hairu bought plenty of outfits to make Ui faint.  She immediately texted a picture of him on the floor to Karren. 

– Tsukiyama, of course, will not let Ui forget that.

– They both work for the Human-Ghoul alliance, and they make a devilish pair – hyper Hairu, dramatic Karren. No one is ever bored, not even the ghouls or humans arrested by them.

– Matsumae got to know Hairu through her friendship with Karren. She then forgave Hairu and once threatened Ui that if he hurt Hairu, she’d break the law to eat him.

– Karren had Hairu as her Maid of Honor, and vice versa. 

Mutsuhina

– Hinami began the friendship. She held Mutsuki as he cried about his parents, and she gave him encouragement that there are good parents out there, too.

– Mucchy loves hearing stories about Hinami’s parents. Good parents are fairy tales to him. 

– Hinami insisted on doing Mutsuki’s makeup for a double date with Urie and Ayato. Subtle, masculine makeup. Mutsuki was pleased. Urie was very flustered. 

– They often high-five with their kagunes. Once Mutsuki even used his bikaku to copy Hinami’s kagune. She was flattered. 

Ayaurie

– they are like two shaken soda bottles of chaos and salt. 

– most conversations end with them yelling. Not due to fighting, just their personalities and PASSION. 

– Their friendly greetings for each other include “Dumbass” and “imbecile.” 

– Mutsuhinatou have had to shut them down more than once. Once by calling Kaneki, who threatened to break 206 bones between the two of them. But the second time…

– They invoked Saiko’s method. And forewarned the bois. But when Ayato and Urie responded with eagerness for boob attacks, it was not Mutsuki and Hinami who began to slowly pull up their shirts. 

– The bois then began screaming for a different reason. 

What the TG characters would call SO

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – [name]-chan

Nagachika Hideyoshi – my light, my love, my all!

Yoshimura Kuzen – dear

Kamishiro Rize – loverboy or lovergirl 

Kirishima Touka – you

Koma Enji – honey

Irimi Kaya – hon

Yomo Renji – the one I love

Kosaka Yoriko – baby

Hinami Fueguchi – pumpkin

Nishiki Nishio – silly

Nishino Kimi – sweetheart 

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – ma cherie 

Karren von Rosewald – leibling 

Matsumae – babe

Mirumo – my love

Chie Hori – lovely

Clowns

Uta – beloved.

Itori – darling

Hoito Roma – dearie

Nimura Furuta – sexypants

Rio/Shikorae – light 

Nico – babelicious 

Donato Porpora – dove. it’s a joke. until it’s not. 

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – hot stuff

Yamori – best girl/boy

Tatara – jewel

Yoshimura Eto – sweetie (sarcastically) 

Noro – boo

Miza Kusakari – thief. heart thief. 

Naki – Girlfriend/ Boyfriend 

Hakatori – their name, probably

Banjou Kazuichi – dream

CCG

Amon Koutarou – angel

Takizawa Seidou – the fairest of them all

Mado Akira – bunny

Houji Kousuke – king/queen

Mado Kureo – flame

Marude Itsuki – Motorcycle. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – buttercup

Washuu Matsuri – Urie.

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – nothing nice

Kuriowa Takeomi – sunflower

Kuriowa Iwao – precious

Aura Kiyoko – sweetpea

Tanakamaru Mougan – snooky

Shinohara Yukinori – munchkin

Itou Kuramoto – fox

Kurona Yasuhisa – flame

Hajime Hazuki – bae

Mayazumi – darlin’

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – my heart

Arima Kishou – love of my life

Ui Koori – my treasure

Take Hirako – gumdrop

Arima Yusa – rainbow 

Ihei Shio – Mr./Ms. Perfect

Souza Rikai – hero/heroine

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – my-more-than-friend

Keijin Nakarai – sunshine 

Hanbee Abara – prince/princess charming

Miyuki Mikage – otherworlder 

Mizurou Tamaki – girlf or boyf

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Mr./Ms. Wonderful

Shirazu Ginshi – prince/princess

Urie Kuki – badass 

Mutsuki Tooru – Cutie

Hsaio Ching-Li – Pretty

Aura Shinsanpei – little bird 

Higemaru Touma – my one and only

Touka, Uta, Oneshot!Kaneki, Hsiao and ghoul!Seidou kinks headcanons?

Touka – Sex in abandoned buildings or at inopportune times pleases her. She also loves being on top and slightly dominating. 

Uta – Definitely into roleplaying. The weirder the better. He molds his kagune into a variety of tools, as well. Sometimes he and his partner wear masks.

Oneshot!Kaneki – A fan of sex in the shower. And possibly oral sex. 

Hsaio – sex outdoors. Away from people, but outdoors, under the stars. 

ghoul!Seidou – he probably likes blood to be involved. Enjoys doggy-style. May or may not ramble about his parents when he orgasms which is a bit of a buzzkill for his partner .