I’m like in a fluff mood and there needs to be more uwu moments for karren, can we have like karren being protective of her s/o after realizing how adorable they are

There can never be enough Karren. 

– You’re probably just nibbling a snack, or perhaps perusing a bookstore, when Karren sucks in her breath and mutters a German oath.

– “What?” You ask.

– “You’re so cute, liebling.” She purses her lips. “I was struck by how cute you are, again.”

– You flash back to when you first met, which involved Karren fawning over you and calling you adorable and asking for your autograph so she can brag to Master Shuu about meeting the cutest person alive.

– Apparently, Master Shuu then encouraged Karren to date you. And here you are. 

– If any creepy men leer at you, Karren wraps her arm around you and glares at them. She can and will kick their ass.

– She has occasionally used her rinkaku to keep you from falling after you trip.

– Karren insists on having your portrait done. She is stunned – and tearful – when you request that she join you for the portrait. 

Hello my favorite little author. This is something that I’ve been trying to picture for a while, Can you write headcanons of Eto’s wedding please. That way she can have a happy ending to 😊.

– She still teases Kaneki at the altar, asking him if he has any objections. Kaneki is mortified. 

– She interrupts “you may now kiss” to kiss. She can’t even wait for the end of the sentence.

– Noro is the officiant. Which may prompt Tatara to ask if this is legal, since he’s technically dead. As a result, Tatara may or may not be run through by Eto’s kagune at the rehearsal.

– RED SPIDER LILIES EVERYWHERE. 

– Eto will have a wild, wild, WILD reception. Featuring Takizawa as DJ and Kurona as the savior of their dance music. 

– Hinami is maid of honor. Naturally. Eto makes sure to throw Hina the bouquet, too. And to smirk at Ayato.

– Eto wears a short, unconventional wedding dress. Perhaps gothic. 

– She enters a dance battle with Tsukiyama Shuu and Urie Kuki. Tsukiyama is about to win but then he feels bad since she’s the bride. 

Ok since my curiosity got to the better of me, Can I ask for the extension of Maya and Hajime’s babysitting mishap? (Like the parents reaction etc.) Erica probably wasn’t too happy with either of them for nearly loosing her niece, so maybe the GOAT kids could come into play to try to help Hajime and Mayazumi win her over again! >u<

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s ScapeGOAT.

UiHai

– Ui is aghast. He is appalled. Both by Masanori’s cheery disregard for rules and the possible dangers his kid faced!

– Hairu, since she used to dream of sneaking out of the garden, is more sympathetic. She tries to relate to Masanori while encouraging him to never do that again.

– It almost works. But Masanori is too smart for his own good; he begins to piece together similarities between his Mommy’s upbringing and Ryuu’s. So…more sneaking out is required. 

Ui Koharu/Takeo Ryohei

– Ryohei is just relieved that Shouhei is okay. To be honest, his attempts to be stern fall apart.

– Koharu finishes the talk, however. She’s angry but controlled, and quite nuanced. She makes it clear that both the babysitters and the kids are at fault.  

– Ryohei is impressed at his wife and just a tad desperate to kiss her when they finish talking with Shouhei. 

– Shouhei is a bit nervous to follow Masanori’s mischief now. Until Masanori persuades him again. 

Mizurou Tamaki/Ayase Michiko

– Mizurou can’t stop laughing. It’s a problem exacerbated by the rest of Suzuya Squad loving all the photos of Hajime and Mayazumi with painted faces.

– Michiko may be the only one who does not dismiss the idea of Ryuu as an imaginary friend. This concerns her.

Akita Erica 

– Is not going to let Hajime and Mayazumi forget anytime soon. They will buy her dinner in penance, but still.

– She threatens to lose them in battle as revenge.

– Will definitely ensure EVERYONE sees footage of their face paint. 

– She may offer Mayazumi forgiveness and a hug later, though, if he seems distressed enough. Maybe this will…alllow them to talk about feelings. Or mutually understand without talking, because that’s totally how it works rightttttt.

Akita Brooke/Touma Higemaru

– Higemaru gently suggests that Brooke take a walk first to cool off. 

– Higemaru first speaks to Nagisa, explaining the issue in ways tht Nagisa and understand. He then encourages Nagisa to apologize to Hajime and Mayazumi, which Nagisa does.

– Brooke returns and waits as Higemaru explains to Hajime and Mayazumi how to “avoid losing the kids you’re babysitting.” Just…tapping….her…foot. Her mama glare is enough to scare the two into seriousness.

– Nagisa then apologize to Brooke, too, for worrying her, and Brooke and Higemaru both tear up. 

Could I request Uta, Yomo, Itori, and another old-ish character if you want finding out their daughter is dating Touka (they’re the same age). The thing is, Touka and daughter-chan make it seem like they despise each other. You can choose how the parents find out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Daughter dating Touka anon here, I just remembered Yomo and Touka are related, so you can either leave Renji out or you can make the daughter adopted, your choice uwu

UWU BACK TO YOU DEAR

Uta

– Ever the astute observer, Uta grows suspicious with their attempts to make him believe they despise each other. 

– Uta suggests to Yomo that they have a date. Yomo agrees, and Uta ‘happens’ to go to the same movie theater as Touka and his daughter.

– Yomo glares daggers at Uta during the entire film, because he realizes that he’s been fooled into any other spy mission.

– Touka and her date don’t notice until the end, when they stand up and see Yomo and Uta in the back. Uta wavily lamely.

– Touka and her date promptly race back to ransack Hysy as vengeance. 

Yomo

– Yomo finds out when Touka approaches him about this. They’re not blood relatives, but she doesn’t know what Yomo will think.

– He’s stunned. He thought they hated each other. Is this just feelings on Touka’s end? 

– Touka tells him that his daughter approached her, actually. 

– Yomo’s less concerned about the relation, than he is with the fact that his daughter likes girls and did not tell him. He will be very supportive of them both. 

Itori

– Itori is ecstatic. She snaps photos of them on their date, holding hands, and sends them to Yomo and Uta, bragging that her daughter is dating TOUKA-CHAN.

– Itori: Now we’ll be family Yomo!!!

– Itori loves having Touka over for dinner or drinks or anything really. Touka practically becomes her second daughter. 

– Itori also probably gives them both sex ed, to their despair. But, despite the awkwardness, Itori is pretty good at teaching. 

Can I please request Hajime and Mayazumi babysitting the GOAT children? (From ScapeGOAT) Except that they loose them at some point and have to try and cover it up until they find them again?

Oh my goodness.  Based on @koyuki-tan‘s ScapeGOAT, which I highly recommend after reading her first entry, Peace Sign. 

“Hajime, help.” Mayazumi’s idea of make-up to tame the children has backfired more than he ever dreamed. He sits on a chair, held down by Tamaki Mizuki, as Ui Masanori jabs his eyes with eyeliner. 

Hajime does a double-take before laughing so hard he falls down. “That’s amazing.”

“He’s down,” says Mizuki, an evil light in her eyes.

Hajime scrambles away, but soon the children overwhelm him, too. 

“MAKEUP!” screams Higemaru Nagisa, the littlest one, brandishing pink lipstick like a quinque. She and Takeo Shouhei pile atop Hajime, as a vengeful Mayazumi films.

Hajime, though, unlike Mayazumi, continues to struggle. He will not give in. He will not wear makeup – no one can know – everyone should think he’s so tough –

When Hajime has a proper clown face, Mayazumi clicks “post.” 

“You did not!” Hajime leaps to his feet, furious.

“I did, traitor!” Mayazumi waves his phone. “That’s for not helping me!”

“You bastard!” Hajime doesn’t care if there are children present! He rushes  to the bathroom, determined to clean his face before anything else can happen – but Mayazumi races him, and beats him there. “God dammit!”

At the lack of laughter, Hajime turns his head. The kids usually love his potty mouth, and he loves that they love him.

He feels as though Uncle Yomo has electrocuted him. “Maya! They’re gone!”

“Like hell they are!” Mayazumi hollers from inside.

“I’m not kidding!” Hajime tries not to panic as he searches the entire house. When Mayazumi, taking his sweet time, finally stumbles out, he turns green. 

“I don’t know where they are,” Hajime gasps. 

The phone rings. 

Hajime jolts. “It’s – Koharu.” 

No way Koharu can know her Shouhei is missing. 

“I have an idea.” Mayazumi grabs Hajime’s arm. “Stay here.”

He switches to video. “Hi, Koharu!”

“Hi Mayazumi. Ryo wanted me to see if the kids are too much for you,” Koharu says.

“Not for me,” says the clean-faced Mayazumi. “For Hajime, though…” he swivels so that Koharu can see his decorated face. 

Koharu struggles not to laugh. “I see.”

“I think they’re all tired now,” Mayazumi adds brightly. 

“Great. We’ll be home in half an hour.” Koharu ends the call, and Mayazumi slumps over.

“Fuck you,” Hajime says. “And fuck us. Because we need to find these brats!”

The doorbell rings. 

Mayazumi and Hajime trip over each other and they rush the door.

Kaneki Touka stands there, surrounded by children. “I think you were missing these minions?”

“Sorry,” says Mizuki, nibbling her lip, as Shouhei and Nagisa hang their heads. Mayazumi, naturally, wears his eat-shit grin. Completely unrepentant.

“They tried to steal Yoriko’s treats and I showed them the power of an SS ghoul,” Touka says.

“We weren’t stealing for ourselves. We have a friend. His name is Ryuu and he lives in an underground garden!” Shouhei says innocently.

“He’s an imaginary friend,” Nagisa adds quickly.

“Then why did he need food?” Touka puts her hands on her hips, and to Hajime and Mayazumi’s amazement, the children are actually cowed. 

“Come on.” Touka points them all inside. “Time to have a talk with your parents when they return.”

“But…” Hajime whimpers.

Touka claps a hand on his shoulder. “Don’t worry. The worst they’ll do is eat you.” 

Oooh, I liked the new pregnancy request! I got inspiration for a request by it, so could I request all of those guys meeting that kid when they’re about 17-18, but the teen is actually a rude, hot headed little shit that kills and fights for fun. (For Arima, fights for fun. No human murderers .3.). They also look exactly like their papas~ Bonus points if the mother had died, and for Yomo the mother was kidnapped while pregnant I just love suffering don’t you

I love suffering too, especially with pregnancy angst

Uta

– Uta finds his brat absolutely hysterical. She just snuck into Hysy and declared it her new home. Just like he would.

– His daughter has his naturally blonde hair, piercings, and ostentatious fashion, and is an artist in her own right.

– When he asks her about her art, she proudly proclaims that the boys she beats up are her art. 

– Uta realizes that this is his punishment, and that his recently deceased lover is probably laughing at him from the afterlife. This has to be her orchestration. Somehow.

– The girl acts tough, but Uta hears her crying the night after she finds a picture of Uta with his pregnant lover.

– She later admits she grew up in the 4th ward, so she heard a lot about the deposed leader … and is frankly stunned that the leader is her father. 

– Itori takes her on as an apprentice. She also becomes good friends with Touka. Their brash personalities mix well, and Uta’s daughter is fascinated by school.

Yomo Renji

– Yomo’s heart palpitates the second the lanky kid, too tall for his childlike face, enters :Re. His hair is blonde to ash at the ends – greying in his late teens, like Yomo.

– His kid is quiet, but doesn’t know much about communication, so his rudeness is mostly unintentional. Like when he tells Nishiki to fuck himself.

– Except Nishiki retorts with a crude yo mama joke, and finds himself promptly electrocuted. 

– Yomo takes his son for a walk, during which the kid admits electrocution and fighting is the only thing that makes him feel good. Because he always wins. This disturbs and concerns Yomo.

– Yomo asks about his mother. The ghoul who vanished one night; he always assumed CCG took her.

– The kid says he grew up as an experiment in a hospital basement. His mother was with him, until she grew sick from too many experiments when he was fifteen. She gradually wasted away, but on her deathbed, she told him the answers about his dad that he always wondered. 

– She never wanted to risk telling her child before, in case Dr. Kanou tried to torture it out of the boy, and then went after Yomo for his strength. 

– She then used the last of her strength to help her son escape the hospital, with an address for Anteiku, which by then was ash. Somehow, a kindly ghoul named Uta found him and, upon learning his story, told him to come here. 

– Yomo and his son reconcile, and both cry for the woman too brave for this world. 

– When they return to :Re, Yomo tells his son not to punch Nishiki anymore, which is promptly undermined by Touka’s “as long as its after hours” and Koma’s volunteering for sparring hours.  

Tsukiyama Shuu

– His high school sweetheart moved in with him. They had decided to have the baby, but she was ambushed and killed by ghoul-hunting human vigilantes.

– She still hadn’t learned about the species of her child, to Shuu’s endless angst. But somehow, miraculously, she had made it until the 7th month. 

– The baby was saved, and in her last moments, when Shuu found her, she told him she already knew.

– He gave the child away and drowned himself in gourmet pleasures. 

– When the kid returns, eager to fight Rio to defend some kids/enjoy the fight, Tsukiyama encounters him.

– As a ranking officer in the TSC, he did not arrive on scene until Yusa and his child were nearly surrounded. 

– To his amazement, he recognized them immediately. They made a great team that evening, he, Yusa, and his son. For all his sarcasm and complaints, the kid was charming. 

– Tsukiyama embraces him and cries before telling him who he is. It’s awkward all around.

– It gets more awkward when Tsukiyama Jr. begins dating Yusa.

Arima Kishou

– His daughter is the spitting image of young Arima, glasses and all. 

– She is brought into CCG for being a delinquent who kills ghouls. By hand. That was his first clue. 

– As soon as he sees her mother’s name (and death certificate), and that she’s a runaway from a foster home, he panics. This is real?! 

– He promptly takes her into his squad. She’s a bit unhinged, like Juuzou was, but he can be the good father, right? Right?

– Surprisingly, it’s nice and quiet Hirako who gets through to her. Or, more specifically, his Shiba. Arima’s daughter has a soft spot for animals. Plus, Shio, Rikai, and Yusa call her big sister, and she loves it. 

– She confronts Arima about who he is after seeing a photo of him as a child. This photo was supplied by Furuta, obviously. 

– “It was obvious to you – it’s obvious to everyone here, isn’t it, everyone except me?” she cries. 

– They have a long, horrible conversation. At the end, they reconcile, but she’s very disturbed by the truth of the Washuus. 

– Cue her confronting Furuta about V and struggling to unite all the Washuus – including Yoshitoki and Matsuri – against V. 

Could I request Young Uta, young Yomo, young Tsukiyama, and young Arima (when they were teens) finding out their s/o is pregnant. They’re teens, so I suspect their reaction would be different from adult them. Also, for Uta and perhaps Yomo, since I can’t see Uta with a gentle s/o as a teen, perhaps make her a bit rough, violent and sadistic yet a sweet little kitten?

Let’s assume they’re all ~16-17. This is at – above the age of consent where I live, though I understand it is different in other places. 

Uta

– Uta has an argument with his grouchy s/o one night, when they don’t want to eat a drunken man. 

– They stomp off, and Uta races after them. After more bickering – in which his s/o definitely echo’s Yomo’s insults about Uta’s tiny glasses – his s/o confesses that they are late.

– Uta freaks. He goes straight to the nearest drugstore to buy a test, and allows his s/o to wait outside to avoid being linked to it. His s/o quietly thanks him, argument forgotten. 

– They then go to Uta’s home, where he and his s/o discover together that s/o is  pregnant. 

– His s/o wants to have kids someday, but they are unsure that now is a good time. And Uta is unsure he ever wants kids, but he’s certainly not going to force his s/o to decide. 

– I suspect his s/o would want to have the child, but not raise it at their age. So  they’d need to find a ghoul family to adopt them (Itori can help). If they can’t, they might have an abortion and be very sad about it. 

– Uta will be comforting, and try to kick anyone who mocks his pregnant s/o’s ass. I say ‘try’ because s/o is pretty damn good at kicking ass themselves. They joke that hormones are their fuel. 

– Uta will be very relieved once the kid is born, and their s/o does not decide to keep them. This is a paranoia he’s been feeling for months. Cue more arguing that he didn’t talk to his s/o about it. 😛

Yomo Renji

– His s/o is a ghoul who stirs his wild side. Yomo would never risk dating a human.

– Yomo finds out because another ghoul sniffs his s/o and asks bluntly if he and his s/o know they’re pregnant. His s/o’s phony attempts to laugh it off – and the panic in their eyes – tell Yomo everything. Even before Yomo takes them somewhere private to talk.  

– Yomo panics a bit, but his s/o shakes him. They remind him that Hikari got pregnant with Touka out of wedlock, so she will probably help, not judge them.

– Yomo would really hope his s/o decides to have the baby. He has a secret fatherly, soft side that his s/o likes to tease him about. 

– This is how Yomo and Uta became friends. Yomo’s s/o needed help and Itori had oodles of resources, and Itori naturally told Uta. 

– Uta then decided to make peace with Yomo and become his friend. Though Yomo’s hormonal s/o may have seen them together, assumed Uta meant harm, and tried to attack him.  

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He finds out when classmate Chie shows him a picture of his human s/o in the bathroom with a pregnancy test. To be fair, the s/o wanted Chie to tell Shuu because they were scared. 

– Since his lover is a human classmate, Tsukiyama knows that odds aren’t good. But he will sit down with them and ask what they want to do. He’ll probably cry the entire time, and he will be comforting. 

– If they do want to have the child, he feels guilty that he’s unsure whether to tell them he’s a ghoul, thereby increasing chances of survival, or not. 

– Chie will ferret as much information on clinics, hospitals, and doctors as necessary.

– Unfortunately for Shuu, Matsumae finds out and immediately schedules Tsukiyama to sit down with his father. 

– Mirumo sighs and informs his son he already knows. Tsukiyama is embarrassed and distressed and unsure what to do. 

– Mirumo will certainly support them in whatever way he can, and he won’t be judgmental. After all, Shuu is already facing consequences, so why become angry? 

– If Shuu really loves his s/o, Mirumo willl even encourage Shuu to confess the truth about his ghoul nature.

– Mirumo will pay for doctor’s visits, an adoption agency, or an abortion, depending on what the couple decide. 

Arima Kishou

– his s/o is a human he met undercover in class, while investigating the Lantern murders. His s/o calls him to come over late at night, and tearfully tells him the news. 

– Arima is terrified, because he can just imagine what Tsuneyoshi and V would say and do to his s/o. And their kid, should the kid be born. 

– He also has to fear that the child will either be miscarried, or die early because of its heritage. 

– He will still allow his s/o to make their decision. If they want to have the kid, he will begin making plans to help them escape any suspicions of V. 

– If s/o eventually decides on an abortion, he supports them and stays with them. To be honest, he will hope for this – for their sake. 

– Either way, unfortunately, V does find out, and Arima has to ask Eto Yoshimura to spirit his s/o away to safety. Eto gives him hell for this, but she’s surprisingly comforting to a human who was/is pregnant with a partially-ghoul child. 

– His s/o definitely joins ccg and helps investigate V later in life. They may meet again, possibly with a child in tow. 

Can you make a new oc for each species (including Oggai since they’re kind of a subspecies of Quinx)? Obviously you don’t have to if you feel you wouldn’t want to, I just love how you name and create characters :)

Thank you soooo much. ❤ 

Human

Kame Walker is a human living near :Re and a frequent customer. She is the daughter of Japanese journalist and an ambassador from Britain, who was later jailed for his corruption. She’s also blind, which is why she did not notice her partner’s kakugans, or his kagune. Or so he thought. In actuality, she has figured it all out, and even knows he is a rinkaku. She will continue to protect him without bringing it up, though. 

Ghoul

Ketsu is a thin, 45-year-old ghoul who has no name. He named himself after blood, because he loves blood wine. It may be the one thing that draws a smile to his face – after all, most of his friends been hunted by now. Though he desperately wants to do Something Important before he is caught, he passes most days by watching people and taking notes. This might become important when he meets a voiceless and scarred Scarecrow desperate for shelter. And yet, still less important than when he saved three children during the scourge of the Oggai, and finally died the way he wanted to. His last words were “It’s not so bad, kids.” 

Half-Ghoul

A survivor of Kanou’s experiments, Asai Erina has replaces her teenage good looks with a leg growing backwards, and Rc-scales that hide her features. As a rebellious teenage runaway, she was lured into Kanou’s lab. Now she remains a runaway, because she’s too afraid to show her family what has happened to her. But when she meets Ikuma…his gentle friendship might just inspire her to risk capture to see her Mom and Dad again.

Half-Human

Born of the garden. His name is Souza Haru, and not only is he half-human, he is intersex. This has, as you might imagine, resulted in even more ostracization from Tsuneyoshi and the Washuus. Instead of training in battle, Haru is trained in spying/undercover, since he can pass for both a male or a female, and he’s damn good at it. In his heart, though, he is a man, and once he begins working at CCG, he develops feelings for Hogi. He feels she’ll reject him if she ever discovers his two secrets, though.  

Quinx

Sing Ran always knew she would join CCG – her Chinese father and Japanese mother met as investigators, of course. She was an outcast in the academy, though, because she had an unconventional thought process. As a result, she constantly challenged her teachers and at times sympathized with ghouls. She decided to become a Quinx after learning that Mutsuki did – because, despite his disbelief that he could ever inspire anyone – he was always kind to her, as a fellow outcast. 

Oggai

Izuki Yuuta is twelve, exactly two months older than Squad Captain Hajime. Unlike many of his peers, he is not an orphan that he knows of. He was dumped into foster care, and CCG took over. Sometimes he feels guilts about this – as if not knowing his parents is better than watching them butchered and eaten. Still, he’s the voice of compassion for the Oggai, which causes friction at times. Though oblivious, he is also popular with the girls and boys in their class.