Higemaru buys Hakatori some bottles for her collection and flowers for her to sketch and the Qs tease him about his crush.

“Higemaru, what are you doing?” Saiko peers into the kitchen.

“Nothing,” he says quickly, as he continues scrubbing the glass bottles he dug up from the dumpster. He will ensure they’re sparkling by the time he gives them away.

“It’s clearly something,” Aura says dryly. 

“Flowers, too.” Hsaio whistles at the a bouquet of tropical, imported, expensive flowers in a vase. “Who’s the lucky lady?”

“Shut up!” Higemaru blushes as pink as his hair. 

“I know,” Mutsuki pipes up behind the rest of them. “I think it’s a good thing!”

“You do?” Higemaru grins.

“Me, too.” Urie folds his arms. “I think Hakatori will love it.”

“Urie!” Mutsuki’s mouth drops. He can’t believe Urie told them.

“What?”

Higemaru squeaks. His arms flap around, scattering soap suds across the floor.

“Is she coming over here for a RC dinner? When?” Saiko demands.

Higemaru moans. He scrubs the bottles harder.

“Here.” Mutsuki hurries closer. “We’ll help you.”

Higemaru brightens. “Really?”

“Yeah. It figures, with two of us framed out and one of us a half-human, someone would fall for a ghoul at some point,” says Aura. “Didn’t expect you, but hey.” He hands him a thumbs up. “You got this.”

“When does she come over?” Hsaio asks.

“She doesn’t,” Higemaru says with surprise. “I’m, uh, just leaving these on her doorstep.”

The room falls silent.

“Saiko, I’ll leave this to you,” says Urie. 

The next morning, the rest of the Quinx hide in bushes as Higemaru knocks on Hakatori’s door.

“What?”

“I bought you flowers to draw. And bottles! Hi!” Higemaru thrusts the gifts at her.

“Huh?” The goth girl blinks at the pink wunderkind. She’s sparred with him a few times – they both have bikakus – but she had no idea. “Hi.” 

“Do you want to get dinner sometime, Hakatori? Or do you prefer Yumitsu?”

“Hakatori is fine,” she says slyly. “And sure.”

Higemaru claps his hands together. “Thank you!” 

crack head cannon (takes place after the conference for stopping kaneki and everyone is kinda just mulling around): touka is sitting quietly, sipping on decaf coffee when 3 nameless ccg start harassing her. She ignores them and tries to shoo them away with “i have a husband” but they get cocky and insult him while asking where he is. Her answer: pointing out the nearest window at kaneki wrapped around a building and muttered something about how much of a dumbass he is. They get scared and leave

Okay but this is awesome. 

Content note for sexual harassment. 

“Hey, cutie.” A CCG official sidles up to the Rabbit ghoul, who’s sipping decaf coffee with a gloomy look on her pretty face. “You should smile more.”

Akira Mado glances up from behind the pretty ghoul, eyes blazing. 

That goddamn feminist traitor is offended over a ghoul now? Apparently so. “Say what?” 

“I just mean she’s really pretty,” he says quickly.

“Thanks.” The rabbit doesn’t even glance at him.

He feels aggravated. Doesn’t she know she’s in CCG, on his hospitality? 

“You hardly look like the ghoul I expected,” he tries again.

“Oh, you were expecting monsters?” challenges Miza of the Three Blades. God, why are there so many women here? He just wants to talk to the pretty one.

“No, but I wasn’t expecting someone so beautiful.”

The rabbit looks up in exasperation. “I have a husband.” 

“Who doesn’t even have the balls to stick by his wife in hostile territory?” scoffs the man. “I wouldn’t leave you, sweetie.”

“He’s preoccupied.” Touka points towards the writhing dragon outside. “That’s him. He’s a fucking dumbass with great balls, thank you very much, goodbye.” 

The man’s eyes widen. Kaneki Ken is married to the rabbit? What the hell? 

He scuttles away. Maybe Kaneki will die or something. 

Hopefully he won’t eat him. The man gulps. 

“Maybe we’ll get lucky and Kaneki will eat a few misogynists,” Akira says dryly. Touka and Miza snicker. 

In this situation, they all need humor. 

What’s your biggest HC for Uta/ Juuzou/ Naki and Yomo? Like one that you’ll 100% defend unless it’s proven to be false in cannon.

– Uta: I can neither live with you nor without you 100% refers to his love for Yomo. I hope they prove this in the manga soon. (Oh, I love the idea that he’s the one-eyed king). 

– Suzuya Juuzou: will eventually realize and reciprocate Hanbee’s feelings.  

– Naki: Probably never grew up with parents or anyone but a gang of teenagers who didn’t teach him reading. Hence his innocence coupled with violence. 

– Yomo Renji: 1. he would be an amazing dad and it’s a crime he doesn’t have kids of his own. If he survives the series, I expect him to help run an orphanage or some sort of system to help the children who’ve been hurt on both sides. 2. If, through an alternate universe, he met Aizawa Shouta from BNHA, they would be best friends. 

how about some brookemaru (Brooke x Higemaru ;) ) nsfw then Hsiao finds them.

I like the way you think, Nonny-Mouse.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Brooke,” Higemaru says nervously, closing the door behind them. Is she sure about this? 

“What are you waiting for?” she teases, dragons him closer to her. 

“I don’t want…to be pushy,” Higemaru gasps, hoisting her onto his hips. She digs her lips into his. 

They tumble onto his bed. Brooke rolls atop him. “You were always so nice. And I wasn’t.”

Higemaru chuckles. “You’re, uh, making me think not-very-nice thoughts.”

“I’m sure they’re nice in other ways.” Brooke winks as her hands slides down to Higemaru’s pants. He gasps slightly as she brushes her fingers against him. 

“You’re adorable.” His cheeks matches his hair. Brooke begins unbuttoning her shirt, and Higemaru eagerly assists. He’s practically crying with how beautiful she is and how much he loves her.

“Your turn,” sings Brooke, fishing at his shirt. But his hands are too stroking her chest to help her, and she laughs.

“Saiko stocked condoms in my room,” Higemaru admits sheepishly. Now’s the time to bring that up, right? “She did it for all the new Quinx, apparently.”

“Saiko would.” Brooke rolls her eyes. “Where are they? If you still want to?”

Higemaru nods so hard his teeth rattle.

He can’t stop smiling as Brooke slides onto him and their bodies move in sync, and she’s sighing with pleasure and he’s too happy to even make a sound. 

“Hige, are you crying? What’s wrong?” Hsaio kicks open the door. 

“OH MY GOD!” She covers her eyes, but Brooke sits up, unembarrassed. “Please close the door.”

“Will do,” Hsaio squeaks, shutting and locking it for effect. 

Higemaru’s face has gone white.

“Well, I think you need more color in your face,” Brooke says slyly, leaning down for a kiss. 

I really liked the Yomo and apprentice girl. Can you write another scenario please???

Aw thanks, I had fun writing it! ❤ 

Yomo enters his apartment to find his apprentice sitting on a chair, legs folded in front of her, strumming a dark but powerful melody. The guitar is almost her size.

“That sounds interesting.” Yomo isn’t sure he likes it, but he does want to hear more. 

“It’s called the Raven’s Anthem. For you.” The girl smiles nervously.

“I hardly feel worthy,” Yomo says, his face red. But now he definitely loves it. “You’re quite talented.”

“It’s all I had,” she says softly. Then she breaks into a smile. “But now i have you and Anteiku and Uta.” 

“You do,” Yomo agrees, ruffling her hair. Something catches the corner of his eye. “You picked flowers?”

“For the bodies. Leave a flower in their place,” she says.

Yomo smiles. His eyes mist. “I love the idea.”

“Do you?” she asks eagerly.

He nods. “You’re  a good person. Don’t ever believe otherwise.”

“It’s hard.” Her voice catches. 

“I know. But you are good.” Yomo looks directly into her eyes. “And I’ll tell you as many times as you needy to hear it.”

The CCG has a take your partner to work day, and Urie takes his S/O in, except he’s kinda awkward and grumpy when they meet up with the Quinx and Haise because he’s all private and thinks he’s gonna be teased for having feelings™.

“Hey, why are you so reticent?” teases Urie’s SO. They hang onto his arm, brimming with energy. They’re thrilled to finally see where their Quinx boy works. And meet his infamous coworkers. 

“Because…they’re not gonna let me live this down,” Urie grumbles.

“Because…oh no, Urie Kuki has feelings? He’s not just a tool? Say what?” mocks his SO. They roll their eyes good-naturedly. “Urie, I’ve got your back. I think I could take Saiko or Mutsuki on.” 

Urie snorts. Now, that’s an interesting image. “This is why I love you.” 

“Oh my god, is this your boy/girlfriend?!” screams someone behind them. Shirazu races forward to grab their hand. “I’m Shirazu GInshi! Oh my god. I’m so happy to see Urie isn’t a stone cold bitch.”

“Wanna die?” Urie counters.

“You wouldn’t murder me in front of your significant other!” Shirazu staggers dramatically.

“I’ll turn my back,” quips the SO.

 Shirazu gasps, and then Saiko and Mutsuki appear. Saiko gushes over Urie, whose face is now neon pink, and Mutsuki gives him a reassuring smile.

“Well, well, well, who have we here?” Sasaki Haise approaches, his eyes wide. He’s, well, psyched that Urie has someone in his life.

Urie pouts. 

“You’re the half-ghoul!” His SO, to Urie’s consternation, dives at Haise and tackles him in a hug. 

Urie gulps. He probably shouldn’t have told them that. 

Hey!! I wanted to ask you if you could write something about UtaxItori, I don’t see a lot about them… still they’re my otp and it makes me sad to not see nothing about them ; w ; I would write it myself, but lately I don’t have much inspiration… cuz too much stress… Thank you in advance 😘

❤ ❤ ❤ I’m sorry you’re stressed! I hope these headcanons help you relax, dear. 

– As soon as Furuta mentioned the dragon plan, Uta seemed withdrawn, but only enough that Itori noticed. She immediately figured out he was worried for Yomo and came up with the plan to save him. 

– Itori has a tattoo on her ribs, a club from a card set. She made Uta do it shortly after they first started dating and tried to seduce him with her shirt off.

– Uta admires her business acumen and winemaking skills. She’s unparalleled in the world of blood-wine. 

– She loves to commission his art for Helter Skelter, though she’ll occasionally tease him if she thinks it’s too dark. 

– Itori and Uta began dating soon after he befriended Yomo. In fact, Yomo was the one whoo surmised their feelings and assumed they were dating. That led to an awkward conversation that ended with Itori throwing herself at Uta to kiss his lips. He was, for once in his life, too stunned to respond.

– Uta has shapeshifted into Itori before. He showed up at Helter Skelter looking like her twin. She dumped (cool) coffee over him because she wouldn’t waste her blood wine.

– Itori loves modeling lingerie for Uta. He loves it just as much. 😉 

I’m lowkey shipping Yusa and Niji after that little bit you wrote please may I ask for a confused Yusa asking Ui for advice?

Lol yessss I am too.

“Ui?” Yusa asks Ui a few days after the attack Tokyo. Kaneki Ken is recovering in Tokyo’s best hospital, and ghouls and humans are negotiating. 

“Yes?” Ui hesitates. He still feels guilty that he kept condemning ghouls in the presence of a half-ghoul like Yusa. He was so ignorant.

“How did you know you liked Hairu?” 

Ui stills. “Uh…You knew that?”

“You weren’t trying to get Arima back, but you trying for Hairu. Besides, Shio has been convinced for over a year,” Yusa admits. 

Ui colors. “Well, Yusa…yes, I love Ihei Hairu. It hasn’t even stopped with her gone.”

“What is love like?”

“Love is…” Ui sighs. “Well, it can start with a fluttering in your chest, or a tingling in your stomach. Or a realization that you are interested in spending the rest of your life with them. Or the desire to do everything in your power give them the best in life. Love can be like a lot of things.” 

“But what is it?” Yusa presses. He definitely gets heart flutters when he sees Niji, the rainbow ghoul who’s charmed even CCG’s staunchest.

“A deep, affectionate feeling for someone,” Ui says. “According to the dictionary. Magic, according to Disney. Drugs. Fire. Who knows.”

He wishes love was magic enough to raise the dead.

“Is this person a ghoul?” Ui asks with a knowing smile.

“It’s…yeah…” Yusa mumbles, his face red. 

“I think love is magic enough to give you a chance with them.” Ui pats his shoulder. “You’ll feel better if you tell her, I assure you.”

Magic. Somewhere, there’s still a part of him that thinks if Yusa can date a cute rainbowed ghoul, Hairu can return. 

Headcanons of mutsuki & urie taking care of future mutsurie baby?

– Mutsuki has nightmares while pregnant that he hurts his kid. Urie is there to wake him, hold him, and tell him he’ll be a great dad.

– Urie starts bawling when he holds his kid in his arms. His. Baby. With. Mutsuki. So tiny and fragile and perfect. He dies inside.

– The first time Mutsuki holds the child, he promises them he’ll keep them safe forever. 

– Mutsuki is not one for breastfeeding, which he feels guilty for. But Urie assures him he shouldn’t. Their baby is perfect and will always be perfect. 

– Urie is a bit of a nervous parent, even more so than Mutsuki. He definitely wears one of those carriers on his chest. Basically, their kid is never not secure in either of their arms or in its crib. 

– One day, Mutsuki sees Urie playing with their child and crying because his father will never be able to hold his grandkid.

– Another day, Mutsuki has a flashback. He panics and cries, and their baby grabs his dad’s hand with a smile. Mutsuki is jolted back to reality and cries even harder, but this time with relief and hope.