Hello! May I request a headcanon about each of Naki and Miza’s wonderful children? (I would die for each of them!)

Shiroi – absolutely Kaneki Ichika’s best friend. Naki needs to be talked out of planning their future wedding. 

Nagi – He’s a bit of a softie, yet very, very interested in battles. 

Nage – He loves makeup and wants to manage his own cafe someday.

Mirei – She’s one of the voracious reader twins, and extremely outspoken. 

Marin – the second of the voracious reader twins, she is shy and timid. Kaneki is her favorite uncle.

Zei – has inherited his father’s boundless energy. Ayato had to watch him for a day and, afterwards, swore off seeing any child for a week. 

Sonki – thoughtful and mathmatically-inclined. He does his chores without being asked and gives himself “time-out” if he thinks he deserves it. 

Yanagi – a mischievous child, he rarely sleeps through the night without escaping his crib at least once and causing Naki to panic. 

Warai – loves food and sleep. Tsukiyama has plans to make her into a connoisseur. 

May I ask for some headcanons for Uta with a curious human SO who asks him to see/touch his kagune?

– Uta is a little surprised, and a little pleased. He’ll probably ask if they’re sure because it’s “dangerous.”

– When his SO responds that the danger is part of the appeal, his excitement grows.

– Uta then teases them that they must really trust him not to eat them. 

– He’ll definitely show off a bit – morphing his kagune into his SO’s form, for example.

– His SO will be enthralled by his kagune, but even more so by his adorable pride in its shapeshifting abilities.

– His SO will undoubtedly tackle him in a kiss at the end. 

– Uta won’t be able to resist asking if they’d like to see another part of him, too, but he won’t be offended if they’re not ready for that yet. 🙂 

How good or disastrous would a day of Itori and Uta watching Ichika be?

10/10 disaster.

10/10 good fun for Ichika, Uta, and Itori though.

The disaster only when Kaneki and Touka come home to find Ichika sipping (very dilute) blood wine, with fake tattoos and fluorescent hair dye.

She’s also wearing Itori’s high-heels. The counter is covered in paint from the drawings Uta has been doing with her. 

While Kaneki wheezes in a corner, Touka calls Yomo and asks him to “collect his trash friends.” Which Uta and Itori take as a compliment.

Hey it’s me again. Idk when you’re gonna be able to get to this but since it’s my birthday can you please do Juuzou sfw / nsfw headcanons doing special things on his boyfriends birthday?

I’m a sucker for birthday wishes. Happy Birthday!!!

SFW

– Juuzou obviously takes his boyfriend to a candy store, and either a zoo or an amusement park, depending on his boyfriend’s preference.

– He’s been planning a ridiculous cake in advance for weeks. While they’re out, S3 is delivering the cake to their apartment.

– They return to a cake party with all their friends.

NSFW

– Once everyone leaves, Suzuya asks suggestively if his boyfriend wants anything else.

– Cue them scampering into their bedroom.

– Anything the boyfriend wants to do, Suzuya agrees. Because it’s his birthday. 

– This mostly involves Suzuya in lingerie, giving and receiving oral from his boyfriend, and lots of laughter.

– Suzuya quite likes nipple play with his boyfriend. 😉

– As they lie together, Juuzou’s boyfriend then asks Suzuya to marry him, and Suzuya agrees. 

There isn’t enough love for Itori out there, so may I request she confesses to Uta abd get her hppy ending? Because SHE DAMN WELL DESERVES IT!

Itori deserves the world.

Touka sidles up to Itori. Renji and Uta are snarking off to each other as usual, as Itori sits at the cafe counter with a dreamy expression on her face. 

Touka leans in Itori’s ear. “You should just ask him if he’s a virgin.”

Itori turns her gaze to Touka. “Touka-chan, what are you talking about?”

“You love Uta, right? That’s how I got Kaneki.” Touka wiggles her eyebrows as she pats her protruding stomach.

Itori is never one to feel abashed, but – Touka? Touka, whom she met when Touka was still a child? “Eh…Um…”

Itori clears her throat. “I know damn well he isn’t.”

“Ask.” Touka pouts. “Don’t upset a pregnant lady.”

“When did you get manipulative, you subtle-as-a-sledgehammer ghoul?” Itori sticks out her tongue. But she does rise and sidle up to Uta.

What the hell, right?

She drapes an arm around his shoulders. “Hey, Uta-kun, are you a virgin?”

“Wait…” Uta looks confused, and Renji apoplectic. Fortunately for Itori, Touka guides her uncle away with a satisfied smirk on her face.

“Why are you asking that, and didn’t you catch me with -”

“Shut up.” Itori presses her lips against his.

Uta’s eyes nearly fall out of their sockets. “I see. So that’s how it is.” 

He nearly tackles her in a full-mouth kiss. “How long have you been waiting to tell me?”

“Probably half as long as you, Uta!” Touka calls over. 

He chuckles. “Maybe.” 

“Really?” Itori grins.

“Really.” Uta spins Itori around and kisses her again. 

Do you think Juuzou likes to cross dress if he had a boy friend. I have a feeling he still has his Auction Raid outfit in his closet still.

Absolutely. 

Juuzou probably doesn’t care about society’s silly “boy vs. girl” dichotomy. He loves dresses and finds skirts comfortable. 

The fact that his boyfriend loves it makes Juuzou all the more willing to cross-dress. 

Once, they decided to infiltrate a homophobic group suspected of murdering a ghoul. They befriended them, while Suzuya was dressed like a girl. They never suspected until Suzuya arrested the murderer and revealed his true identity. 

The good thing was that some of the group, after knowing Juuzou and his boyfriend, began to rethink their positions. 🙂 

Why did Uta remove his tattoos HCs?

– There’s only one reason: Yomo hates them.

– Uta, however, being the drama queen that he is, probably responded to Yomo’s discomfort with his tattoo by luring his boyfriend in with a promise to remove them.

– “Okay…” Yomo says, slowly, waiting for the punchline.

– The punchline is Uta probably then chopped off his own arms and let them grow back as “removal.”

– Yomo is horrified and says it doesn’t matter that much.

– Uta: “I know. I just want to force you to take care of me.”

– Yomo turns to stomp away, but then Uta calls out and asks if he’s really going to leave him to Itori’s caretaking. 

– And that’s how Yomo spent a week nursing Uta in bed. 

We now know the official name of Pleasure-chan is Ichika! Her bio came out with an illustration in the final volume! She’s a natural one-eyed ghoul, can eat normal food, she likes apples and Yoriko’s bread and she’s almost 6! Can we have some more headcanons about Ichika-chan?

I A M S C R E A M I N G Ichika is the PERFECT name!

– Ichika loves to play as a witch. She runs around offering Princess Touka and Prince Kaneki a magic apple.

– Yoriko named one of her specialty breads after Ichika.

– Tsukiyama definitely gives her a single flower every time he sees her. Yes, every time.

–  Her favorite type of apple is green. She was eating one when she first remembers meeting Mutsuki, and ran towards him yelling about how his hair was the same color as her apple. Since then, he always brings her a green apple.

– Ichika wants to learn science. Nishiki sets up fun little experiments with her, and she has shadowed Kimi around her lab for a day.

– Saiko has dutifully converted Ichika into a video-game and manga fiend. 

– Her first meeting with Marude will live in infamy. She was four when he was invited to their cafe for a meeting. But Ichika had crawled into the cabinets. She leapt out to surprise her dad, but wound up grabbing Marude instead. 

– Suzuya once collaborated with Yoriko and Mutsuki to build her a candied-apple bread.