Are you actually asking me to write a crossover with my two favorite series?????
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A cloaked figure looms over the ghouls who had made mincemeat of Special Class Historia Reiss’s comrades. Historia is the last human survivor in this penthouse.
A dozen ghouls were about to attack her – this was supposed to be the end – and then this kagune-possesser – someone who must be a ghoul – appeared. But why would a ghoul defend her?
She grips her ukaku quinque with sweaty hands. But the figure does not charge her.
Historia feels her mouth dry when the figure – the ghoul – removes her mask, a mask decorated with the same blue-and-white wings as Historia’s own quinque.
“Y – Ymir?”
An artificial one-eyed ghoul with Ymir’s face grins at her. “Hello, Historia.”
“What – how?” Historia scrambles forward to snatch the cloaked figure, her former best friend, by her wrist. Tears cloud her vision. “Why are you here right now?!”
Ymir seizes Historia by her shoulders. “Because I was given a second chance, and I’m not wasting it.”
“You murder people,” Historia protests. But she can’t really – she’s such a hypocrite.
“And you kill ghouls, people, whether they’re killers or not. Corpses are what we eat, not necessarily living people.” Ymir pokes Historia’s button nose.
“Ymir…”
“Is that not murder?”
“But you’re a ghoul now.” Historia’s tears spill over.
“So? You think I’m gonna live my life for the people who used me as an experiment? Nah, Imma live like I want! I’ll find a path forward, I swear to you.”
The hall echoes with voices of the backup CCG investigators Historia called minutes ago. They’re catching up.
Ymir drops her voice. A hint of a smile curls on her lips. “After all, I’ve still got to marry you.”
Historia’s mouth falls open. Don’t you know? Ymir has to know – she must know that Historia is a bastard of Bureau Chief Tsuneyoshi Reiss, is doomed to a short life. There’s not much more life for me.
Ymir pulls back from Historia as the backup investigators break down the door. She winks at Historia.
Historia could arrest her, could swing her quinque straight into Ymir’s heart, but she doesn’t. Instead, she swings it into her arm, so that she can’t chase after Ymir.
Ymir grins at Historia’s decision before leaping out the window.
Historia stands there, feigning fright, feigning injury, as the investigators swarm the room. But inside, she is glowing.
“Onee-chan, I’m sorry; I’m so sorry!” Hinami gags.
Her beloved Touka is bawling before her, slumped on the counter of her new cafe. As if she’s about to go into labor at any second, and Hinami may have pulled the trigger.
“I know we should have been responsible, but we were so passionate and – I’m sorry. Please don’t blame Ayato,” Hinami pleads.
“No, no, no,” Touka waves her hand. “You’re smart – enough – to know – Ken and I did the same.”
HInami nods slowly.
“I just, we’re going to be parents and then my baby brother and honorary sister are gonna be parents and our kids will be best friends and now you’re officially going to be in the family and it’s killing me,” Touka blubbers.
“You’re not mad?” HInami gasps.
“No!” Touka throws her arms around Hinami’s neck. “I love you!!!”
“I’m so glad.” HInami blinks back her own tears as she draws Touka closer to her.
An avalanche of liquid splashes on HInami’s shoes. “Um.”
She and Touka look at the ground. Water rushes down Onee-chan’s legs.
“Your water broke! I sent you into labor!” Hinami shrieks.
“Shut up, this will be you in – what – eight months?” Touka mutters as she sinks to the floor. “Call Ken. And an ambulance.”
Throughout labor, Touka keeps joking that this is what Hinami has to anticipate. Kaneki is too busy crying over Touka to notice.
Ayato, meanwhile, drags HInami away to interrogate her. They’ve just finished their talk -and Ayato is weeping – when Big Uncle Yomo appears to interrogate Ayato himself.
I would try to be best friends with Mutsuki. We’d talk about family trauma and mental illness. I’d probably encourage him to pursue a relationship with Urie. And share lots of hugs.
Suzuya Juuzou
We would also be good friends. And candy buddies. I might suggest Hanbee has a crush on him. I would never look at him with disgust. Because he is special and good the way he is.
Karren von Rosewald
Oh I would want to be her BEST friend, though she might be annoyed if I take up time from Shuu. But I’d ship her and Shuu really hard, so maybe she’d be okay getting encouragement. And I’d give her tips on dealing with a depressed friend, as someone with depression.
Yomo Renji
Meep. We are kinda alike in our stoic facade, and I personally consider him one of the wisest characters in TG. I would love to frequent his coffee shop and if he chose to further his relationship with Uta, I’d be thrilled. But I’m also weak enough that if he turned his attentions towards me I would be honored and gladly live my entire life by his side.
Furuta Nimura
Well shit. It honestly depends on if I met him through working with Goat, or if I met him through CCG. In the former, we’d probably never be friends, though I’d try to suggest Kaneki not kill Furuta as Furuta wishes. In the latter, I’d probably maneuver myself to have alone times with him, during which I call him out on everything I know. This may result in my imminent death. But maybe someone showing him empathy and giving him a hug would help change his perspective. Even just a smidge. At least he’d have someone who cared whether he lived or died.
I’d love to be more than friends if he actually tried for redemption. I’m not here for misogyny, though, so we’d have to see how healthy it was.
– Urie wants his first time with his S/O to be suave, smooth, like a movie (even though he’d ever admit that).
– He’s flustered when he realizes that, no, they should stop for things like lube and protection.
– If they’re both relatively inexperienced, Urie might accidentally go too fast and hurt his S/O, and panic with horror.
– Urie is open to role play and experimentation. His only real desire is raw, unbridled passion. Sometimes that means tenderness. Sometimes roughness. He’s down for both.
– I don’t think he’d really like sub/dom stuff though. Urie wants to be equals all the time.
– He really likes talking afterwards, listening to his partner’s thoughts and sexual preferences.
Yomo Renji – has a soft spot for Undertale. Despises jumpscares, but he’ll pretend they don’t bother him.
Uta – he loves strategy, all the strategy. Loves jump scares, too.
Itori – She loves dark games like Danganronpa. Komaeda is her fave. She is very vocal in her response to jump scares – she curses them with language that stuns even Uta.
Nico – Has never recovered from Nier Automata. She insists someone hold her while she plays a scary game, so she can grab them when she’s scared.
Kaneki Ken – visual novels all the way. He hates jump scares.
Kirishima Touka – she was recently introduced to the Legend of Zelda, and will not stop talking about it. Also fuck jump scares, but she doesn’t get too riled by them.
Kirishima Ayato – First person shooter games, and Portal. Jumpscares are his weakness, and Hinami has dutifully filmed this for Touka’s viewing pleasure.
Fueguchi Hinami – Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime is her favorite, and tbh, the more people that play it, the more she loves it. Ayato’s screams when the bugs appear are beautiful. Also, she’s not a fan of jump scares.
Nagachika Hideyoshi – Mario Kart is his favorite. Watching people fall apart on Rainbow Road is truly a joy for him. Jump scares are the best!
Mercy and Magic 