Ahhhh can we get more of that Rize headcanon (she did deserve better),,, in your writing did hide and rize end up dating??? I love it ;;

She did!

– They began dating because, after her whole life, Rize didn’t know how to interact with guys without flirting and Hide just blurted out an invitation to lunch one day. 

– When she realized Hide was a genuinely good person, she confessed this to him. They had a long conversation, and Hide accepted her…

– She had to accept his difficulty communicating directly about his feelings to his friends and her. Hide would prefer just to DO all the things to show them he cares, but Rize would prefer to have him say that he cares. 

– She’s not tempted to eat him, because of his scars. Not because they’re gross, but because they starkly remind her of what eating people does to them.

– Much like Kaneki, Rize gets calls from TSC to help from time-to-time. They even cooperate with each other; it’s great.

– Every so often, Saiko and Hsaio invite Rize over for slumber parties. She is determined to be a bridesmaid in their wedding.

The Garden

Gotta participate in my own week here, eh?

“Rize, look!”

Four-year-old Souta picks up his rubber duck and squeezes it. Water shoots out into Rize’s mouth.

“You’re mean!” Rize stomps her foot as Souta doubles over, cackling. She grabbs his hair and pulls.

“Ow!” Souta gulps when several of their mommies looked towards them. “Act calm so they don’t bother us.” 

Rize nods. She looked wistfully at Souta’s favorite toy. “I want a real ducky…”

An idea occurrs to Souta. But for now, he squeezes more water into her face. “He’s not real enough for you?!”

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Two weeks later

Souta hates waiting for his mother. She’s always gone with his Father, whom he’s not allowed to call dad, and then when she returns she cries and he doesn’t know why. 

Especially since she brings him presents. He likes presents and doesn’t know why Mommy doesn’t.

“Souta?” calls her mellifluous voice at last. 

“Mom!” He leaps out of bed into her arms. 

Mom smiles down at him, though her eyes are red again. She places a box on the floor. “Hey, I got something for you. Bring Rize here.”

Souta squeals with excitement, then races off to find his best friend.

When both children re-enter the tent Mom and Souta share, Mom waves. “This will be our little secret.”

She opens it to reveal two soft, fluffy duckings.

Rize shrieks.

“Shhhh. Secret,” Souta corrects her. 

“They can stay here for a little while, okay? Your father doesn’t mind.” Mom nods, and Souta squeezes her, and Rize hugs him, and the ducks make a quacking noise, and he thinks himself the happiest person alive. 

I wanted so badly for Rize to be given a chance at redemption, yet she didn’t. Can we have a scenario where Ayato (the great guy that he is) not only brought Kaneki, but Rize as well? She went through real lasting trauma and she desperately needs some love please

I concur. Rize needs better. 

“I can’t believe,” Ayato huffs, “I dragged not one but two assholes out of there, and I’m not the king.” 

“No one’s the king anymore,” Touka says sharply.

“You’re my king?” Hinami suggests, causing Ayato to blush uncontrollably.

A thing, pale-haired figure appears in the doorway to the hospital waiting room. 

“Rize!” Touka leaps to her feet.

Rize tries to smile, but it comes out shaky. She’s hungry, but why say anything? They’ll just put her in prison again. 

“I’m glad you’re better.” Hinami smiles at her, and Ayato nods.

She nods. Her eyes are haunted.

“Are you Rize Kamishiro?” The gurgle voice of Nagachika Hideyoshi breaks into the room.

Rize turns and nods.

“We met once a long time ago. Back when you dated Ken!” Hide laughs, but Rize blanches.

“We’ve met someone with less tact than me,” Ayato whispers.

“Oh.” Hide winces. “Guess I shouldn’t have said that. Uh, uh, well, I’m with CCG – and we want to ask you questions, if you’re able? The doctors said it would be okay.”

Rize’s eyes widen. This is it. Where they put her in prison again.

“You’re not in trouble,” Hide assures. “Not at all. You remember Hsaio? She and her friend Saiko – she’s one of the human-ghoul hybrid investigators – have been pretty adamant about advocating for your well-being.”

Hsaio…Hsaio was always one of the nice half-humans. She didn’t hold Rize’s ghoul nature against her. Rize hesitantly nods.

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One Year Later

“Don’t you love sugar? It’s the best.” Suzuya watches Rize delicately lick the ice cream cone he offered her. 

“It’s…tolerable,” she says, surprised. Maybe Kimi’s formula will work, after all.

“It will be the best. When the science is done.” Suzuya nods eagerly. As the head investigator assigned on her case, he and Rize have bonded over a love of food, gory movies, and father figures. 

“Oh hey, Hide.” Suzuya waves behind Rize.

She turns around and smiles slightly to see Hide unmasked. He’s trying not to hide himself anymore, like he promised her.

How am I the one who’s supposed to come out of hiding when you can’t even bear to show your own face? she’d screamed at him last weekend. 

And he’d cried. And told her she was right. 

“I got another signed copy from Sen Takatsuki,” Hide says with a conspiratorial tone. 

Rize squeaks and grabs the book from his hand.

“Marude’s going crazy trying to, er, interfere with efforts to locate her.” Hide snickers. 

“They won’t,” Rize says automatically. 

“Nah.” Suzuya shakes his head. 

“Wanna go home?” Hide asks, brushings fingertips against hers. His touch is so light it could be a breeze.

Home. Where people love her. And she likes them. Where she isn’t imprisoned, but set free. 

Rize smirks at him. “I’d like that.” 

m/f hate sex fic – Uta is at a rivary with a fiery ghoul who refuses to bend to the rules and despises his nature and/or status. They even out in combat. One day she goes to his shop to argue against him, infuriated more and more by his comebacks. The tension escalates until it snaps.

“I can’t take you anymore, damn faceless clown!” She points her finger at him as her eyes dissolve into kakugans.

“And yet, you can’t stay away.” Uta giggles from behind the kagune he’s shaped to look like her former partner.

She scowls and uses her rinkaku to stab his kagune clone through and through.  Uta is taken by surprise when her hands grab his real shoulders, her nails dig into his flesh, and her teeth fixate on his lips.

“What the – was that what you wanted?” he asks around the kisses.

“Fuck you.”

“You can.”

“I will. Bastard.” She pushes Uta down onto a table and straddles him.

“You’re crazy,” Uta whispers as he feels burning desire build in his own hips. Ugh, he can’t believe he gets to tell Renji his flirting strategy actually worked.

“Am I?” She whispers back, pushing up her skirt and setting atop him. “Because I heard this is how you flirt.”

“What?” Uta blinks.

“I was given relationship advice. Ua does things angry and fast,” she says between grunts. “So I did.”

“You’re been acting this whole time?”

“Yep. Hate me now?” She tilts her head with a smirk.

“A little – agh – I take it back.” Uta finds it hard to hate anyone, especially someone who makes him feel like this. 

“Good.” She grins as Uta reaches his release. For once, No-Face is vulnerable, and hers to witness. 

She smiles and kisses his nose. “Let’s do this again.” 

Uta winks. “How about now?” 

Hey! I was wondering if we could have anymore NSWF headcannons for best boy Urie? Fav positions or kinks, what hes like in bed? love ur work!

hehehehe of course…

– I actually think Urie probably loves being on the bottom, letting his partner ride him and take control.

– his kinks aren’t many, but I bet he swears often and is fond of dirty talk. A soft moan. 

– Sex with Urie is surprisingly soft and gentle as a whole. He loves moaning his partner’s name, caressing their body, feeling their hands on his vulnerable skin.

– being able to come inside them would mean a lot to him. He not-so-secretly loves that. 

– Sometimes he’s more passionate and rough, and will push his partner into a wall and have sex standing up. but that’s rare. and usually when he’s frustrated with work.

– Urie loves foreplay almost more than intercourse.

– He’s shy. Like, looking into his eyes scares him. Because his partner means so much, and eye contact feels so intimate he can hardly bear it. It’s also a surefire way to get him to orgasm. 

Since I love Fura Taishi, can we have some hcs about his daughter Natsu (by 179 she’s 15!)?

– Natsu is determined to marry a ghoul someday, to Fura’s endless chagrin.

– Natsu is a bit of the eccentric artist type. If she ever meets Uta, she’ll insist on being his student, and Fura will die inside.

– She loves jewelry, flowing clothes with contrasting colors, and Sen Takatsuki. 

– Natsu has gotten in more than one fistfight over someone insulting her Father, or any of his quinx and half-breed coworkers. 

– Her expression is a delightful, permanent, mischievous smirk.

– She definitely got a tattoo at age 15.  

– Fura tolerates much of this (except the fights) because despite her unique appearance, he’s certain that his daughter is a genuinely good, kindhearted person.

– Natsu helps Hinami at the orphanage several afternoons after school. 

– She wants to be a psychologist who helps people recover from childhood trauma. 

Uta occasionally says to Yomo “by the way we’re gonna attack you next week” and it’s generally set up

– The problem is, when will Uta attack? Will he attack when Yomo’s holding Ichika in his arms? Pouring coffee? Walking home late at night? Yomo goes crazy trying to plan for it.

– The first time Uta said that, what he really meant was not fighting, but removing Yomo’s leopard-print coat and burning it as a “favor.”

– Yomo has more than once discovered “attack” means Uta will be lying in Yomo’s bed waiting for him.

– Sometimes, it really means fight though. Itori and Nico hang out to watch and drink shots of blood wine every time someone makes a double innuendo. 

– One time Itori reached out to coordinate with Yomo. They attacked Uta instead and it ended with Utaren making out. It was great for Itori’s camera.

(Ship of your choice with a fem time!) female partner has lost her bra, so she asks her s/o where it is or if they’ve seen it, and they reply by coming up behind her and grabbing her boobs saying “I’ll be your support instead”

“Hsaio, have you seen my bra?” Saiko demands. She wishes she had her girlfriend’s chest right now; Hsaio can at least step outside without armor holding her girls in. If Saiko does, she’ll be arrested for indecent exposure and Urie will lose his shit.

“Which one?” Hsaio loves Saiko’s colorful and nerdy bras, but to be honest, Saiko has so many it’s hard to keep track of them all.

“The one with Pikachu. Or, really, any clean one.” Saiko nibbles her lip, staring at her empty lingerie draw. 

Hsaio glides up behind her. Her arms stretch around Saiko’s chest, squeezing her breasts. “How about I be your support instead?” 

Saiko whirls around to kiss Hsaio. “Sounds good. You can walk around with your hands over my boobs the entire day.”

Hsaio winks slyly. “I mean…I wouldn’t mind.”

Saiko narrows her eyes. “Did you steal my bra?”

“Not exactly.” Hsaio grins. “You can steal mine!” 

“Someone’s desperate for seduction.” Saiko shoves her girlfriend back onto the bed. “Guess the guys will have to wait for us to join them.”

Once again, in the tradition of formulating asks based on my weird-ass dreams… If the LGBTQ+ couples in TG could biologically have their own children, do you think they would? If so, why? If not, why? What kind of issues do you think they might face — mental health complications, societal stigmatization, etc — no matter what they chose? What pros and cons do you think there might be to having this option, along with adoption and/or surrogacy/sperm donation?

Oh my I love this ask! Your weird-ass dreams give creative results. ❤

Couples:

Hidekane

– Kids are certain. Hide loves children. And screw societal expectations. If people can accept ghouls, they can accept gays.

– Kaneki would be more hesitant, but probably find healing in raising children better than he was raised. 

Shuuneki

– Honestly, I’m unsure. Shuu might want to carry on the family, but be hesitant, as he’s not the best at recognizing.

– Kaneki might actually persuade him to have kids eventually. 

– Their status as rich and famous probably protects them.

Mutsurie

– Urie would lean yes after settling down. Mutsuki might lean no, because he’s scared he’ll lose control. Plus, he’s afraid of more dysphoria.

– Urie might suggest adoption, but he makes it clear he’d prefer Mucchy to kids if Mutsuki is a hard no.

– After some time with Ichika and the Nakimiza brood, Mutsuki might want kids after all. 

Hsaiko

– Hsaio is worried about her own health and living long enough to see the child grow up. Then there’s adoption, or IVF, and Hsaio’s already messy genetics…

– Saiko doesn’t want kids without Hsaio.

– Ultimately, I see them relishing the role of crazy aunts but not having children of their own. 

Suzuhan

– Hanbee sobs at the idea. He loves kids.

– Suzuya is afraid his kids will reject him. But ultimately, he wants to be a “Shinohara” to other kids. 

– They will adopt/foster all the kids of Tokyo with behavior and mental health issues. They’ll enroll them at TSC academy if possible. Give each kid a mentor and therapy. It’ll be great.

Houji/Tatara 

– Oh hell no. Tatara ain’t the parent type.

– Houji occasionally brings it up only for Tatara to insist it will never happen.

– Until Houji comes home to the newest misfit ghoul Tatara’s taken in. He won’t let Tatara live it down. 

Maruchika

– They would love to grandparent any kids Matsuri has, but he’s not gonna make it easy for the old couple (they’re not, but that’s what Matsuri calls them). 

– Between managing TSC and dealing with their own issues (especially Chika’s internalized Washuu homophobia), they focus on being surrogate fun uncles for any and all children who cross their paths.

Utaren

– Yomo dreams of kids, but he also wants to focus on Ichika and whomever Ayahina have. 

– Plus, there’s Uta. Uta, a dad? Renji is concerned.

– Fortunately, Uta has a back-up plan: an overload of KITTENS.