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You know who could really use some unconditional affection/love? Hide. And you know what came to mind? Kaneki + dogs. Remember how he was dressed as a cat in the calendar? how about Kaneki dressing as a cute fluffy dog for Hide and lick him all over his face, nuzzling him and the mask out of the way while licking and looking at him with adoration and curl up in his lap/cuddle with him and running on all fours before tackling him to greet him and lick him and hugging him. Cause I need this bad.

Meep.

Hide trudges into his apartment and slowly closes the door behind him. He just saw the most fluffy Samoyed on the street, and he desperately wants one. Dogs won’t look at his scars funny. He needs a Samoyed!

Too bad his bank account disagrees. 

“Heya, Hide.” A voice rings out from his kitchen.

Hide starts. “Kaneki?”

“Woof.” Kaneki looks embarrassed to be on all fours, dressed as a fluffy brown mutt, but he is all the same. 

“What are you doing?”

“I can’t buy you a dog, so I thought I’d dress up as one.” Kaneki nuzzles Hide’s ankles.

Hide has to laugh.

Kaneki rises and uses his mask to nudge Hide’s scarf away. He licks the scars ever-so-slightly, like a timid puppy.

Hide giggles. “You’re so silly.”

“I figured it was the least I could do,” Kaneki whispers. 

“This, uh, actually means a lot to me.” Hide wipes his eyes as Kaneki pulls him to the floor and curls up next to him. 

“You’re my best friend, and you deserve a dog.” 

Any mutsurie would do just… please mutsurie 😭

WE ALL NEED MUTSURIE! *WAVES AT ISHIDA* 

“Did you ever imagine this?” Urie rests his chin on Mutsuki’s forehead. They sway gently as the warm night breeze wraps around them. Sweet lullabies slide into their ears.

“No.” Mutsuki smiles shyly. He traces Urie’s ring with his own ring finger. 

Urie squeezes his hand in response. “You’re the best husband I could have asked for.”

“Urie, we’ve only been married for three hours.” Mutsuki straightens and kisses Urie on his two moles. 

Urie blushes. “Ack. You’re too sweet.”

They’re interrupted by Higemaru clinking his glass. “Kiss!”

“Kiss, kiss, fall in love,” Saiko sings. Hsaio and Aura shake their heads. 

“Gladly,” Urie tells them, planting a long smooch on Mutsuki’s lips.

“Your kids are all grown up and getting married. Feel old?” Aura asks Kaneki in a saccharine tone.

Kaneki smiles.

“He’s dying inside,” Touka interprets, to Aura’s satisfaction. 

Urie finally pulls back from the kiss, but Mutuski resumes it. 

Mutsuki still can’t quite believe he has a whole life ahead – and that he can spend it with Urie. 

But he’s happy to try.  

Could I please have a scenario with Eto’s human s/o (who knows her secret) being involved in an attack by Aogiri, with Eto finding out after the fact. P.S thanks and great blog.

Thank you, Nonny-Mouse. 

“Ms. Takatsuki, you can’t -”

“I’m a celebrity; I do what I want.” Eto shoves aside the nurse. “Point me towards the Aogiri victims!”

The nurse points shakily towards the emergency room. Eto races in, and, using her sense of smell, finds her way to her s/o’s corner.

She yanks aside the curtain, heart pounding. “Y/N!”

You gasp. “Eto.”

Your face is scraped and bruised, and your arm is broken. Eto’s always been fond of the scent of your blood, but not like this. 

Her eyes sour. “I’m so sorry.”

“Wrong place at the wrong time.” You shrug weakly.

“Aogiri needs to change!” she spits. Someone’s going to have a rough night, and his name is Tatara. 

“I have an idea,” you suggest.

With your guidance, Eto sends Tatara a single line from the detective in Egg of the Black Goat. 

Tonight, you will drink every drop of blood you spilt. I hope the salt burns your throat.

“He better get that reference,” she grumbles. 

Her heart warms looking at you. You, who make her smile when she’s angry, who remind her what literature to cite as a threat. She needs you.

No revolution is worth you, and though that isn’t something she’s comfortable admitting aloud yet, it’s something she knows deep in her heart. 

She kisses your arm. “I’ll make it up to you.”

“I know you will,” you reply with a wink.

Nsfw facts about Seidou, Kiyoko, Itori, and Juuzou? ;D

Takizawa Seidou

– He likes handcuffing himself to his partner.

– He finds watching his S/O pleasure themself a turn-on.

 – He prefers rough sex, but when his partner finally introduces gentle lovemaking, he cries like a baby from sheer happiness.

Aura Kiyoko

– This woman will dominate in battle and in the bedroom.

– She’s probably not one for lingerie. Stark-naked it is.

– Her lover will be left in wonder and awe, because damn, does this woman know her stuff.

Itori 

– Itori might be more fond of foreplay than actual sex.

– She loves when her partner goes down on her.

– She is always up for role-playing.

Suzuya Juuzou

– Suzuya is rather scared of sex at first, because he feels insecure about his damaged parts.His partner probably started things really slow, and gave him prolific reassurance that they love his beautiful body.

– Once Suzuya gets excited about sex, he wants it all the time.  

– He is very fond of snuggling afterwards, for hours and hours. 

How would Shuu act when he becomes invested in a new person romantically? Asking for a fic lol

He’d probably mistake his feelings for a desire to eat them, and start his game by inviting them to coffee. Meanwhile, he’d insist Chie follow them to discover what activities they like.

Shuu would then show up to coffee bearing flowers, their favorite book, or something related to their hobbies – whatever Chie found.  

After a while, he might realize he enjoys meeting them because he likes their company, and he’d miss them if he ate them. This confuses him, so the person might actually have to be blunt about how 

a) they know his intentions 

and 

b) “you’re actually experiencing a crush, silly.”

They may also say they totally talked to Chie and figured out Tsukiyama’s identity. 

They will then have to talk Tsukiyama out of the immediate marriage he suddenly wants. 

He will spoil them rotten, refer to them as royalty and have several dozen pet names for them, and tell Mirumo about how much he likes them. And Mirumo will then like them, because he’d be glad his son stopped confusing crushes and food. 

Totally sure Hanbee is the one who bought that Dark lolita dress and stiled Suzuya for the auction.

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“Wow, you like pretty dresses, Hanbee.” Suzuya slides his fingers around the silky black fabric. His squad is gathered around in their living room, watching to see if Hanbee came through on his promise to find the perfect outfit for their leader. 

“It seemed your style. Delicate and deadly.” Hanbee’s cheeks burn. Mizurou gives him a thumbs up. 

Suzuya giggles. He skips towards his room, hollering over his shoulder. “I’ll put it on, but then you help me with my makeup!”

“Does Hanbee even know how to do that?” Keijin jokes.

“Hopefully more than we do,” Mikage says.

Hanbee clears his throat and stares at the ground. He’s not that obvious, is he?

When Suzuya appears, Mikage whistles and Mizurou elbows Hanbee.

Apparently he is that obvious. Oops.

He’s soon captivated with how dazzling Suzuya looks. His leader practically sparkles in his Dark Lolita style dress. It goes perfectly with the twisted smile he’s pasted on.

“Here. Let me get my makeup.” Hanbee hurries to his room, and returns carrying glossy hair extensions, red ribbons, and a makeup kit.

Hanbee applies creamy foundation first before lifting crimson lipstick. 

“Ooh, like blood,” Suzuya says eagerly.

“I think it’ll look beautiful on him, right Hanbee?” Keijin grins wickedly.

“R- right.” Hanbee’s hands tremble as he applies the stain to Suzuya’s lips. 

Next is eyeshadow and eyeliner. Suzuya doesn’t even flinch as Hanbee traces over his lids, crafting points as sharp as any quinque.

“We should take pictures. You look wonderful. I almost forget we’re going into battle.” Mizurou chuckles as Hanbee puts the finishing touches on Suzuya’s hair.

Suzuya smiles up at Hanbee. “Thank you, Hanbee.”

“You’re welcome, Squad Leader,” Hanbee whispers back as his heart accelerates.

Hcs with Shuu as a dad (and maybe Auntie Chie)

– Shuu’s child is bathed in rosewater and sleeps in fairy dust 

– Shuu is overprotective but also fun. He just needs to be with the child while they are having The Fun.

– Anyone threatens his kid, he’s going to make them pay. Probably by having Auntie Chie take photos until they find one the villain doesn’t want made public.

– He buys his kid high fashion silk diapers starting from Day One.

– The first time the child cried in his arms, he panicked and thought he had hurt them. Turns out they were just hungry, and he was mildly embarrassed he did not realize that.

– He hyped up Uncle Kaneki’s scent so much that the child was unimpressed with Kaneki, to Shuu’s horror.

– Shuu is very supportive of whatever his child decides to do. Tea parties? He’ll gladly participate. Sports? He’ll cheer on every game. Dying their hair at age six? Sure, why not? 

NSFW nico things ;)

– Nico likes to bottom, but really, she’ll try any position.

– She is very much a fan of rough sex. She’s totally be down for handcuffs, too.

– Nico loves lingerie. She has a weakness for spending any money she has on lingerie before any practical clothing.

– Nico considers the bedroom a studio, and sex her work of art. Lovemaking must throb with beauty each and every time.

– Nico would probably try to initiate sex in a public space. The thrill is beautiful.

– She is particularly fond of hickeys – both receiving and giving.

– She is quite a fan of double entendres. She finds them hilarious and huge turn-on. 

Shuu having sex with his partner and he yells out something in French (eg Tres Bien™) and his partner starts laughing and so on

Tsukiyama Shuu pants above you. His breath tickles your cheek as your bodies grind together. 

“I – I’m – Ah – (Y/N) – Ahhh – Tres Bien! Excellent! SWEET HARMONYYYYYY!” He shrieks as his eyes roll back in his head.

“Shuu?” You gasp as he shakes with the force of release. His sweat drips onto your face, and you quite like it.

He collapses, burying his face against your chest. “Ma cherie, you make me the happiest man in the world.”

“Oh, really?” You can’t hold back your laughter anymore.

“What is wrong?” Shuu lifts his head. He sounds scandalized.

“Shuu, they probably heard you screaming all the way in China,” you tease.

“Oh, is that so?” Shuu smirks as he slips his lips down your body. “Let’s see if they can hear you all the way in America. They don’t call me the Gourmet for nothing.”