Where would the TG characters take S/O on a date

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – a bookstore

Nagachika Hideyoshi – hamburger restaurant

Yoshimura Kuzen – a park to stroll in

Kamishiro Rize – a hunt

Kirishima Touka – a tunnel to practice fighting

Koma Enji – a sports game

Irimi Kaya – animal shelter

Yomo Renji – dinner and a movie 

Kosaka Yoriko – A bakery 

Hinami Feuguchi – butterfly garden 

Nishiki Nishio – coffee shop

Nishino Kimi – a science museum 

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – An exotic restaurant 

Karren von Rosewald – a rose garden

Matsumae – She persuaded Mirumo to let her use his dining room. 

Mirumo – his mansion

Chie Hori – someplace scenic, like the top of the tallest building in Tokyo 

Clowns

Uta – art gallery 

Itori – a bar

Hoito Roma – coffee shop

Nimura Furuta – a prank shop

Rio/Shikorae – a pet shop

Nico – Sephora

Donato Porpora – the top of a church bell tower

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – an adventure messing with the Doves

Yamori – dinner 

Tatara – a lavish dinner and dessert 

Yoshimura Eto – dancing and debauchery 

Noro – his apartment, because he’s too conspicuous outside 

Miza Kusakari – a bar

Naki – to meet the White Suits

Hakatori – a fencing class

Banjou Kazuichi – a coffee shop

CCG

Amon Koutarou – A donut shop

Takizawa Seidou – A ramen shop

Mado Akira – lunch break at CCG

Houji Kousuke – an expensive restaurant 

Mado Kureo – touring his quinque collection  

Marude Itsuki – motorcycle show

Washuu Yoshitoki – hiking

Washuu Matsuri – shopping

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – let’s leave his blank.

Kuriowa Takeomi – a bakery

Kuriowa Iwao – a gymnasium 

Aura Kiyoko – a flower market 

Tanakamaru Mougan – the theater 

Shinohara Yukinori – a walk on the beach

Itou Kuramoto – a practical joke book

Kurona Yasuhisa – a walk under the stars

Hajime Hazuki – breaking into CCG’s archives 

Mayazumi – improv 

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Arima’s favorite restaurant 

Arima Kishou – somewhere away from Tokyo, just for a night

Ui Koori – melon bun shop

Take Hirako – dinner and a movie

Arima Yusa – volunteering somewhere

Ihei Shio – amusement park

Souza Rikai – arcade

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – paint night!

Keijin Nakarai – out for drinks

Hanbee Abara – a fancy ball 

Miyuki Mikage – an planetarium

Mizurou Tamaki – a diner

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – manga store

Shirazu Ginshi – ice cream shop!

Urie Kuki – a concert

Mutsuki Tooru – a bookstore

Hsaio Ching-Li – someplace athletic 

Aura Shinsanpei – his family shrine 

Higemaru Touma – candlelit dinner.

hairu and ui rapping

Hairu grabs the mic. She can’t believe she’s up here, after she and Ui lost a bet with Hirako. Now, instead of Ui’s typical karaoke, they must perform their own rap.

Hairu nods, and on cue she and Ui adorn Arima-style glasses. 

Hairu takes it first. “Said little ghoul, you can’t fuck with me, If you wanted to.
These expensive, these is spiked pommel, These is bloody sword. 
IXA or Owl, I can use ‘em both, I don’t wanna choose. And I’m quick, perfect my dodge, don’t get comfortable.”

Ui clears his throat. “Look, I don’t dance now, I make quinque moves. Say I don’t gotta dance, I’ll make ghouls move. If I see you and I don’t speak, that means I will fuck with you. I’m a reaper, you a worker bitch, I make bloody moves!”

Hirako motions for them to continue. A light on his phone makes it clear he’s filming, to Ui’s horror.

Hairu raises her voice. “Now Raven says he gon’ do what to who? Let’s find out and see, CCG, you know where I’m at, you know where I be.”

Ui nods. “You in the squad just to party I’m there, I get paid a fee; I be in and out them jails so much, I know they’re tired of me. Honestly, don’t give a fuck
‘Bout who ain’t fond of me.”

Hairu cuts in. “Dropped two SS in six months, what ghoul working as hard as me? I don’t bother with these ghouls, don’t let these ghouls bother me. They see medals, they say goals, Bitch, I’m who they tryna be!” 

Ui pauses. “Wait, ghoul? I think you messed up.” 

Kaneki’s reaction to Touka in heels <3

– He is immediately excited, if you catch my drift.

– He’s also mildly afraid that she can actually balance in those death traps. Touka is a wonderful, mysterious creature who happens to be his wife.

– He teases her that she’s now at a suitable height. Her response is to pull his face down and kiss him while he’s “short.” 

– He silently admires her legs and the fact that this amazing female has chosen him, loves him. Basically, he’s grateful.

– If she fends off an attacking ghoul or two during their night out, she will absolutely stab with her heels and Kaneki will absolutely propose.

– To which she’ll reply that they’re already married, but he can’t help himself.

– He secretly hopes she loses a shoe on the stairs so he can put it back on and tell her “the shoe fits,” Cinderella style. 

Michiko and Mizurou trying to get some ‘alone time’ but keeping getting interrupted by the rest of the Suzuya Squad.

In case you are not aware, readers, Koharu is Ui’s sister as described in the lovely story “Peace Sign” by @koyuki-tan. She’s pretty great, and so is the story. https://archiveofourown.org/works/12422457?view_full_work=true

Michiko Ayase wraps her arms around Mizurou and pulls him closer. His lips are soft and slick against hers, and she feels warm all over.

He brushes back her light brown hair. “Want to find a quiet place?” 

He tries to render his tone confident, but his voice cracks halfway through the sentence. 

Michiko chuckles. He’s so adorable. “Yes.” 

Mizurou tugs him off their couch. As they exit the Suzuya Squad’s living room, Mizurou chokes and Michiko flushes to see Keijin Nakarai standing there. 

“Make good choices,” he sings, brushing past them.

Mizurou sticks his tongue out at his teammate, and Michiko follows suit. Then, hand in hand, they dash in Mizurou’s room.

“Miyuki, what are you doing here?” Mizurou sputters.

“You have a perfect view of Venus,” Mikage says dreamily, staring out his window.

“Yes, and she’s not out that window.” Mizurou winks at Michiko. “Now, get out.”

Mikage obeys, and finally Michiko pulls Mizurou towards her without fear of being seen.

They fumble around, attached at the lips, when the door flies open. “Hey, help me hide some candy from Suz -”

Hanbee freezes. His soul leaves his body. Probably. 

Mizurou and Michiko stare at him. They lie on his bed, rumpled and messy-haired, although – and Michiko is thankful for Hanbee’s sake – still clothed.

“Bye,” Hanbee squeaks, closing the door.

“He’s undoubtedly heading off to cry,” Mizurou says cheerfully.

“Now, where were we?” Michiko leans over to kiss Mizurou again. 

What the TG characters want for Christmas

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – to be safe

Nagachika Hideyoshi – to see Kaneki again

Yoshimura Kuzen – Eto’s forgiveness

Kamishiro Rize – freedom and food

Kirishima Touka – Kaneki to be free of the worm 

Koma Enji – to be alive

Irimi Kaya – a puppy

Yomo Renji – His niece and nephew safe

Kosaka Yoriko – To see Touka again 

Hinami Feuguchi – for everyone she loves to be happy

Nishiki Nishio – to kiss Kimi

Nishino Kimi – a world where ghouls and humans live in harmony

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – A taste of Kaneki 

Karren von Rosewald – Tsukiyama’s love

Matsumae – the family’s safety 

Mirumo – his son’s happiness

Chie Hori – another camera

Clowns

Uta – eyeball snacks. Maybe a kiss from Yomo. 

Itori – blood wine!

Hoito Roma – to belong

Nimura Furuta – his father’s approval 

Rio/Shikorae – his brother

Nico – makeup

Donato Porpora – a reunion with Amon

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Hinami’s coffee. Maybe Hinami. 

Yamori – kagune pliers 

Tatara – Houji’s head, but really his siblings back 

Yoshimura Eto – the world’s obedience 

Noro – life

Miza Kusakari – nothing bad to happen anymore

Naki – to see Yamori again

Hakatori – a new quinque 

Banjou Kazuichi – a hug

CCG

Amon Koutarou – to be a good person

Takizawa Seidou – to be human again

Mado Akira – internal peace 

Houji Kousuke – a break from murder investigators 

Mado Kureo – to kill the one-eyed owl and make their kagune into his quinque

Marude Itsuki – assurance that Yoshitoki was actually his friend 

Washuu Yoshitoki – a vacation

Washuu Matsuri – Urie

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – nothing good. 

Kuriowa Takeomi – Yoriko’s cooking

Kuriowa Iwao – his son’s happiness

Aura Kiyoko – Aura to calm down

Tanakamaru Mougan – hairspray

Shinohara Yukinori – to see his family again

Itou Kuramoto – a practical joke book

Kurona Yasuhisa – Shiro

Hajime Hazuki – to be a renowned badass

Mayazumi – eyebrow liner 

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Arima’s smile

Arima Kishou – atonement

Ui Koori – Hairu resurrected 

Take Hirako – Shio and Rikai’s resurrection 

Arima Yusa – a peaceful world

Ihei Shio – a pet reindeer 

Souza Rikai – flowers 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Mr. Shinohara to awaken

Keijin Nakarai – recognition

Hanbee Abara – to marry Suzuya

Miyuki Mikage – an alien encounter

Mizurou Tamaki – a girlfriend

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – no one dying anymore

Shirazu Ginshi – Haru’s healing

Urie Kuki – Mutsuki’s safety

Mutsuki Tooru – to be safe and happy

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko’s affection

Aura Shinsanpei – Kaneki’s head, or his aunt’s approval 

Higemaru Touma – to save the world

Nico adopts a homeless human child and spends christmas with them 😏

“I like your makeup,” says a ratty-looking girl. 

Nico turns around. She could eat her, but, like, kids? Especially one this thin, who complimented her makeup? Nico thinks not.

“Thank you.”

The girl smiles, a bit shakily.  “Do you have money please? I’m hungry.”

“Do you have a family?” Nico asks carefully.

“Ghouls ate them.” The girl wraps her arms around herself to ward off the December chill. 

“Why didn’t you go to CCG, then?” Nico can’t believe she’s saying this. 

“Daddy liked ghouls. He didn’t believe in killing them.” The girl pouts. “But now I’m very cold. I think everyone thinks I’m dead anyways.”

“You can…come home with me for tonight, at least,” Nico suggests. Nico, why? “I can give you food and a warm place to sleep. Besides, it’s Christmas Eve.”

“I know.” The girl looks sad. “I miss my parents.”

“Then come with me so you don’t freeze.” Nico extend her hand, and the girl takes it. Her fingers are like icicles. 

Nico stops to buy cookies and milk for the girl and coffee for herself. 

The girl gasps as soon s they enter Nico’s apartment. An elaborate tree too big for the room, stuffed with gaudy decorations, stands there. “I love it!”

“I’ll use the couch. You can have my bed,” Nico tells her. “Besides, Santa won’t care if an adult sees him.”

“Santa doesn’t know where I am,” says the child, greedily snatching the cookies.

“He has his ways.” Nico helps feed the chid, and even gives her soap to bathe herself. As the kid showers, Nico sends frantic text message after text message to her fellow clowns. 

Adopted a human.

Get me presents.

Presents to give to her.

All of you.

You too, Donato. If you eat her, I’ll eat you. 

Do I have to? Souta replies.

You’re the Bureau Director. Of all of us, you’re the richest, Uta says. 

Get her fancy makeup. Nico sighs. Tomorrow will be a happy-ish day for this weird human if it’s the last thing she does. 

Urie drunkenly confesses his love to Mutsuki + having to face him the next day

“Mutshuki, hi.” Urie waves his pinky two inches from Mutsuki’s eyes.

“Um, hi?”

“Your coat’sh very nish,” he says.

“Oh? Thanks.” Mutsuki wraps the wool tighter around himself.

“I jusht feel – I really feel – like I need to tell you.” Urie’s voice rises. Tears fill his eyes. “It’sh my biggesht shecret but I have to tell you.”

Musuki’s heart pounds. Poor Urie. He only came to this bar because Urie texted him EMERGENCY COME ALONE. And now it appears something is weighing his friend down. “Of course, I’ll listen. It’s awful being alone.”

“It ish.” Urie begins to cry. “I don’t want to be alone. That’sh why I have to tell you.”

“Tell me what, Urie? Whatever it is, I’m here for you,” Mutsuki assures him.

“Mutshuki? I love you sho much it hurtsh.” He sobs louder. “You’re shuch a w-w-wonderful pershon and sho nish to me and I love you and want to marry you.”

Mutsuki is dead white. “Urie, how much have you drank?”

“Not enough to convinsh you I love you.” Urie sniffles. Tears and snot dribble down his face.

“Let’s get you home. And then we can talk more,” Mutsuki says.

He lifts Urie up and calls a cab for the Chateau. He refuses to feel until Urie is tucked away in bed, a bucket besides him in case he vomits.

He’s…shocked.

He can’t believe Urie likes him. 

Someone as rigid and blunt and savage as Urie…loves Mutsuki? The coward? The liar?

Mutsuki feels unworthy. He wishes Urie really knew him.

The next morning, Mutsuki is awakened by a frantic Urie. His eyes are bloodshot and there’s drool dried around Urie’s mouth. “Urie?”

“Did I – is my dream accurate? Did I tell you my deepest secret?” Urie gasps.

“Well, yes?” Mutsuki hesitates. 

Urie collapses to his knees. “Mutsuki, I’m sorry. I hope I never made you uncomfortable, and I apologize if I did. I…I do love you, but anything I can do to make you happy, even if that’s not loving you, I’ll do it.”

Mutsuki hesitates again. Then his arms are around Urie. “No, please don’t stop, even if I tell you my deepest, awfullest secrets.” 

“I won’t,” Urie promises. 

Urie confessing to Saiko that he’s in love with Mutsuki please

“You seem depressed,” Saiko says one night.

“I mean, have you looked at what the CCG has become?” Urie admits. “Didn’t you just yell at me for this last night?”

“Yup, but now you seem even more sad.” Saiko crosses her arms. “What’s up?”

Urie heaves a sigh. 

“Does it have to do with Mucchy?” Saiko eyes him. She’s not as unobservant as she appears.

Urie colors. “No.”

“Riiiiiiight.” Saiko pinches Urie’s cheek.

He recoils. “Don’t touch my face!”

“Then don’t lie!” Saiko plops down besides him. “Talk to me.”

“It’s silly, really.”

“Define ‘silly.’”

“I mean…I miss Mutsuki, that’s all.” Urie avoids Saiko’s eyes.

“Why?” Saiko scowls. “You don’t…you do, don’t you?”

“I – no!” Urie shrieks.

“You do! You love Mutsuki!” Saiko leaps to her feet and shakes him. “You love Mutsuki, you do, you do! Urie and Mutsuki, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-”

“Shut up!” Urie begs. “Please. I just…he loves Sasaki and it’s killing him and breaking my heart.”

“Aw, you do have one.” Saiko crosses her arms. She’s unfazed by Mutsuki’s feelings for Sasaki. They were obvious. 

“I’m in love with Mutsuki and I don’t know what to do.” Urie buries his head in his hands. “Dear god.”

“Well…’ Saiko smirks. “Looks like we need to dredge up a plan.”

Touka and Mutsuki fight after 152 and then both decide to shoot for a peaceful solution. Mutsuki decides he doesn’t care if Kaneki loves someone else as long as he can also be loved by him. He helps Touka and Hide and everyone get Kaneki out of Dragon with Touka and Kaneki and the others all move into the Chateau with the rest of the Quinx. Mutsuki gets the pure genuine love he always wanted from his Sensei and Touka and the others watch on while smiling

Can this, like, happen?

“Why do you think love is so cheap?” Touka fires Rc shards into Mutsuki’s arm. God dammit, she knows Ken loves this kid, but if he ain’t testing her patience now. “What, you think if Kaneki loves me he can’t love you? Love isn’t a math game, Eyepatch! Kaneki left you because he was afraid of you! And he was afraid because he loved you all! It had nothing to do with me!”

“Then why didn’t he come back?!” Mutsuki screams.

“Because Kaneki wants to hide when he feels like he’s done something wrong – like leaving you!” Touka yells back.

Mutsuki hesitates. He wants to hide. He’s very good at hiding.

“Mucchan!” shrieks a voice. Touka whirls around to see the rest of the Quinx. The screaming one is the blue-haired girl, the first one to agree to work with ghouls. Saiko, if Touka recalls Kaneki’s descriptions correctly.

“What?” sobs Mutsuki. “Go away! She – stole him!” He points wildly at Touka.

Aura appears. “And we’re going to finish this.”

“Oh my god, really,” Higemaru mutters.

“No, Mutsuki. Sasaki – Kaneki – Maman, if you will – he left us because he was too cowardly to face us. Just like you, leaving us for the Oggai, right? Because you don’t want to admit you have problems?” Urie steps forward, tears in his eyes. “Just like me, ignoring all of you at the start? And you – you were the one who hugged me at my lowest. And kept me from damaging myself more. Now I’m returning the favor.” 

Urie steps forward and wraps his arms around Mutsuki. “It’s awful being alone. You do it, I do it, Sasaki does it, Saiko does it, Hsaio is part ghoul so we’ll say she does it too, Aura clearly does it.”

“What about me?” demands Higemaru.

“You’re the balm to the rest of us,” Urie tells him. Higa brightens and prances over to Aura. He hugs him, and Hsaio joins in.

Aura looks like he’s never been hugged before. 

Saiko rushes over to join Urie and Mutsuki. Touka and a recovering Miza tiptoe closer.

“Is this where Maman is?” Saiko whispers to Touka. 

She nods.

Saiko fastens her kagune into a drill and stabs into the flesh of the giant worm.

Touka gasps as Saiko rips forth a bloodied Kaneki with ease. His arms are no longer scaled. He looks whole.

“Ken!” she cries. She and all of the Quinx rush forward as Saiko lays him down atop the kagune. 

“He’s unconscious,” says Miza.

Kaneki, however, cracks open one eye. He sees Mutsuki – Touka – Urie – Saiko – Miza and the new quinx, all standing there. 

“Family,” he mumbles before losing consciousness.

Mutsuki bawls and Touka hugs him. For Kaneki’s sake, she’ll forgive this poor kid.

Three months later

Mutsuki opens the door to the Chateau. “After you.”

“Thanks,” says Touka, stepping inside to see all of the Quinx, Hide, and her husband gathered in their living room. Aura still sulks in a corner, but he’s inching closer to the rest of them day by day. 

“Well? What did the doctor say?” Kaneki wasn’t able to accompany Touka to her ultrasound this morning, because he’s still under house arrest at the Chateau. 

Mutsuki exchanges a smile with Touka. 

“It’s a girl,” Touka blurts out.

Saiko shrieks, Higemaru cheers, and Mutsuki claps. Kaneki stumbles forward to wrap his arms around Touka. “Another girl in our family.”

Hey there! Could I request some Ui and Koharu scenarios?

In case you are not aware, readers, Koharu is Ui’s sister as describes in the lovely story “Peace Sign” by @koyuki-tan. She’s pretty great, and so is the story. https://archiveofourown.org/works/12422457?view_full_work=true

“Ooh, a melon bun.” Koharu eyes the bag in Ui’s hands.

Ui flushes on his way into his office. “Um…it’s not for you.”

“You just got enough for you and Hairuuuuuu,” Koharu purrs, hardly bothered. “Is tonight the night I’m going to become an auntie?”

“Koharu, shut up.” Ui slammed his office door in her face.

She knows she probably deserved that, but no matter. Koharu skips off to fill the rest of the beta-Quinx Squad in on Ui’s latest date ideas.

“It’s not even his latest idea,” Brooke complains. “Didn’t he do that two days ago, too?”

“Well, yes, but it’s cute,” Carma says quickly.

Michiko blushes. Mizurou and she often split meals in their offices. She finds it very romantic. 

“We need to pressure that boy into proposing. Or at the least, confessing to Arima,” says Marie.

“Same difference, really,” Koharu muses. She wants Hairu as her sister-in-law. Hairu is good for Ui. 

When Ui and Hairu finally emerge from his office – notably rumpled – Koharu grins slyly. Brooke winks at her.

“Shut up,” Ui mumbles as he passes Koharu.

“Koori, that’s not very nice,” says Hairu. She flashes a smile at Koharu. “Ui bought me melon buns again!”

“He knows you love them because he loves you,” Koharu says.

“Koharu!” Ui turns beet red.

“What?! You do. There’s no shame in my saying it.”

“I know, I just – Koharu – can you not -” Ui is too flustered to eek out a proper reply.

“I love him too.” Hairu turns around, and in full view of Koharu and her squad, kisses Ui.

In the background, Brooke holds up a camera.