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crack head canon: before the quinx met their mentor. classmates were telling them all the rumors surrounding him. (like he is from chochela, he is insane, he is a murderer, etc.) and they are get a picture of who their mentor is gonna be in their heads and then they meet the cheerful haise ‘i cry at the sad dog commercials’ sasaki

“I hear he’s insane,” says Shirazu with a lazy grin.

“I hear he’s a ghoul, so I don’t give a damn,” Urie grunts. He leans back against the wall, crossing his arms. 

“I’m sure they wouldn’t let a murderer lead us,” says Mutsuki, biting his lip. Yeah, and they wouldn’t let a murderer be a Quinx, right?

Saiko yawns. “I don’t care. If he’s a feral killer ghoul, at least he’s interesting that way.”

“I hate you,” Urie says.

“We know,” Shirazu replies. 

Mutsuki covers his ears, and Urie rolls his eyes.

Someone raps firmly on the conference room door. 

“Come in!” Shirazu forces a grin.

Washuu Yoshitoki enters, followed by a young man with black and white hair. The man is wiping his eyes. “I’m sorry for my disarray. Mado just showed me the saddest puppy commercial.” 

Shirazu’s mouth falls open.

Saiko feels disappointed.

“Anyhow, I’m Sasaki Haise. Your new mentor!” Sasaki holds out his hand to Mutsuki with a smile. “You’re Mutsuki Tooru, right?”

Mutsuki nods, dumbfounded. Sasaki is normal! Sasaki likes him!

“And you’re Shirazu Ginshi?” 

“Y-yes. Such a pleasure to meet you,” Shirazu stammers.

“I’m Yonebayashi Saiko. Otherwise known as “the girl,” I’m sure.” Saiko smirks and flutters her fingers towards Sasaki. He blushes. What a cinnamon roll.

“And you must be Urie Kuki.”

Urie says nothing, but his eyes remain narrowed at Sasaki. Whatever you’re hiding, you disgustingly cheerful bucket, I’m gonna find it. 

Could you do a scenario where Eto’s male human investigator s/o (Itami) finds her dying in cochlea and they say there goodbyes to each other. Thank you and have a nice day/night.

Why you hurt me

Itami staggers through the wreckage of Cochlea. Not even Arima Kishou has been strong enough for this, has he. 

Where is she? He needs to find her, break her out, save her even if it costs him his job. It’s only a matter of time before they find out that he spied for Aogiri anyway. 

He hears a familiar chuckle around the corner. Itami bolts forward. “Eto!”

The sight is enough to bring him to his knees.

Eto lies there, half eaten, bathed in blood, and yet chuckling to herself. Just like Eto.

“Itami.” Eto starts.

“What happened?” He forces himself to stand, to approach.

“I set Kaneki free. Arima and I…we both did.” Eto smiles weakly.

“Eto, he’s not ready.”

“He doesn’t have a choice.” Eto shrugs. “He’ll probably fail. Just like me. But eventually, some one will be inspired to succeed. They…have to be…the world cannot go on like this…”

“Eto!” Itami shakes her. “Please eat me. Live. The world needs you.”

“No, it doesn’t. I’m tired, Itami.” Eto smiles again. “You know…you were the brightest spot in my life.”

“You are the bright spot in mine.”

“Good. You’ll find more, you know. That’s who you are, Itami. It’s why…I love you.” Eto forces the last words out, choking on blood.

“Eto! Eto, wait! I love you too!” Itami shakes her again, but she’s no longer responding. He weeps with her in his arms. 

He briefly considers escaping with her body so CCG doesn’t disgrace her with its trash compactor. But no, Eto wouldn’t want him to risk being caught. He will live on, for her. 

Furuta has a shy, overly kind and anxious best friend who he teases a lot but they still adore him. Give us a scenario with those two

“Souta, I really don’t like this plan,” protests his friend.

He glares at them, but not too fiercely. They’re the only one whom he lets call him by his real name. “Well, get over it, worrywart.”

“But you could die.”

“I’m gonna die young anyways.” Furuta leans back in his chair, sipping his blood wine casually. They always come over to his apartment, keeping him company when he doesn’t want to sleep. 

They reach out and yank the glass away from him.

“Hey!” Furuta gasps as a drop splashed on his immaculately pressed pants.

“Oh dear, I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to. I’ll pay to get them fixed,” they stammer.

“They’re black. It’ll barely show up.” Furuta rolls his eyes. “See, worrywart.”

“Well, I took your wine because you shouldn’t get the chance to escape your feelings while you’re alive,” they say.

“I’m not as kind as you, [Name]. I need to escape my feelings.” Furuta wiggles his eyebrows.

“But if you faced them, just once, you might be happier. And I want you happy. And alive for as long as possible.” They pout. 

Furuta ruffles their hair. “You’re the best thing in my life, you know that?”

HIGE SHIPPING HSIAO AND SAIKO

HE WOULD.

Higemaru Touma knows Hsaio Ching-Li quite well. Which is why he’s fairly certain he knows what’s up when, instead of returning to her usual nightly workout routine, Hsaio agrees to watch a movie with Saiko. 

“Hsaio, can I talk to you?” he says lightly.

She nods. “Sure. I’ll be there in a minute, Saiko.”

“Okay!” Saiko skips back up the stairs.

“What’s up?” Hsaio crosses her arms. 

“Youuuuu have a crushhhhh,” Higemaru sings softly.

“I do not!” Hsaio swats him on the shoulder.

“You do. I can see it.” Higemaru grins. “I think it’s adorable. I ship it. We’ll call it Hsaiko.”

Hsaio stares at him, open-mouthed. “You wouldn’t dare tell her.”

“No, that’s for you.” Higemaru giggles. “I am so excited. This is the most fun since Urie talked to Mutsuki at the wedding.” 

“You set that up? That didn’t go so well.” Hsaio glares at him.

“Well, this will go better. Now head upstairs and have fu with your lady love,” Higemaru sings again.

“I’m gonna smash your face,” Hsaio warns.

“Nah, just Saiko’s?” Higemaru ducks before Hsaio can punch him. “Okay, okay, I deserved that.” 

Hi so I was wondering if you do some nsfw and sfw hcs for tsukiyama with a chubby so thanks!!

Oooh yesss. 

SFW

– Tsukiyama originally told himself he was interested in your taste. However, coffee dates led to movie dates led to long walks int he park where he never wanted to hurt you, and that began to trouble him.

– He talked to Mirumo and Matsumae, who suggested he might actually *like* like you. So he dared to kiss you one night, and the sensation was better than any food he’d consumed. 

– After a while, when he confessed a his old behavior words people, you drew up the courage to ask him if he’d ever wanted to eat you. He tearfully confessed and begged for forgiveness, swearing on his heart he would never hurt you.

– If you feel insecure about your appearance, he will assure you that he, Tsukiyama Shuu, knows style and you are fabulous. 

NSFW

– If you’re okay with it, Tsukiyama quite likes grabbing your backside during sex.

– He cracks many “eating you” jokes. He’s even more delighted when you joke back.

– Tsukiyama loves leaving hickeys all over your body. 

– Again, if you’re insecure in the bedroom, he will slather you with praise and probably worship your body. 

All the OCs (or at least a few of them that) you’ve made on here’s basic info like Age, birthday, height, hair and eye colour etc (or anything else you can think of?)

Fumi – Hair: black, shoulder length and straight. Eyes: black. Age: 19. Height: 145 cm. Birthday: 01 January. Rc type: Bikaku. Cisgender woman. Likes: Her Clown “family,” pretending to eat ice cream, Itori’s blood wine, Higemaru.

Kyou – Hair: blonde, long and straight. Eyes: Blue contacts, but actually brown. Age: 24. Height: 175 cm. Birthday: 04 April. Rc Type: Koukaku. Proud transgender woman. Likes: salt, Tsukiyama, rainbows, nuance, Chiharu.

Chiharu – sister to Kyou. Hair: Blonde, more bodied than Kyou’s. Eyes: brown. Age: 22. Height: 158 cm. Birthday: 31 October. Rc Type: Koukaku. Cisgender woman. Likes: Goat, Kaneki Ken, Kyou, accepting people.

Niji: Hair: brown, short, later dyed rainbow colors. Eyes: burgundy. Age: 15. Height: 165 cm. Birthday: 02 May. Rc type: bikaku. Un-transitioned transgender girl. Likes: rainbows, animals, Tsukiyama and Kyou, family.

Hoshi: Hair: magenta. Eyes: dark brown. Age: 27. Height: 150 cm. Birthday: 16 July. Rc type: ukaku. Cisgender woman. Likes: Yomo, forgiveness, deep conversations.

Furuta Tsubaki: Hair: black, wavy. Eyes: black. Age: 13. Height: 149 cm. Birthday: 01 April. Rc type: no kagune. Cisgender girl. Likes: Furuta, mischief, cuddles, and Hajime. 

Houji’s sister/Tatara’s human lover: Hair: dark brown. eyes: green. Age: 29. Height: 160 cm. Birthday: 30 November. Cisgender woman. Likes: Tatara, Houji, their child, Eto. 

Ui Miki: Hair: black. Eyes: green. Age: <5. Height: tiny. Birthday: 14 February. Likes: Ui, Hairu, Masanori, all her aunts and uncles.

Not my OC, but  Ui Masanori: Hair: pink. Eyes: black. Age: child. Height: small. Birthday: 09 December. Likes: Mischief, Ui, Hairu, all aunts and uncles, especially Uncle Fruit. Check out @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)adventures of Goat” for more on this utter hellion. 

Renji waking up from a bad dream where his girl dies, only to realize she’s been dead for weeks? :p

Why do you hurt me so much, Nonny-Mouse?

“Renji, run.” He feels her fingers tracing his cheeks before she falls backwards, off the top of the skyscraper they’re standing on.

Somehow, she remains alive, sprawled across the pavement, legs at unnatural angles so that she cannot flee. Her voice projects into his head. Touka and Ayato are counting on you. 

Arima Kishou strides over, IXA glistening in his hands. Yomo scales down the skyscraper, closer and closer. He’ll be in time to save her. He has to. 

She smiles up at Arima. “I feel sorry for you, Reaper.”

Is that a flicker of humanity in Arima’s eyes? How can he see Arima’s eyes from a skyscraper? 

She sucks in a deep breath, her last breath. She savors the Tokyo air she’ll never feel again.

And IXA pierces her heart. She exhales for a final time.

With a scream, Yomo bolts upright in bed. 

He’s here. Alive. 

And she hasn’t been for three weeks.

And it was a small house, not a skyscraper. But somehow, every time he dreams it, he’s farther and farther away from her. 

Covered by a blanket of darkness, Yomo bows his head to weep.

Uta and Yomo nightmare headcannons

Yomo

– he often has nightmares where he watches Hikari die, but can’t run fast enough to save her.

– another nightmare is Touka and Ayato rejecting him as their uncle.

– despite his strong words to Touka, Yomo was actually conflicted about not helping Yoshimura. So, shortly after the Anteiku raid, he dreamt Yoshimura appeared and told him he was disappointed in him for not fighting with him. 

– sometimes, Yomo appears early in Uta’s shop to dissect his nightmares. Uta’s gotten used to it.

– his most recent nightmare was Touka dying during childbirth. He awoke devastated, and felt even more depressed when he realized he couldn’t go to Uta’s shop for comfort.

Uta

– his biggest nightmare is Yomo and Itori’s rejection. Because then he feels like he’ll be all alone.

– he once dreamt that Yomo was nearly killed by Arima, but he leapt in between and died instead. He awoke very distressed that no one would be around to comfort Yomo after he was gone.

– Sometimes he dreams that the people he’s killed return to carry him to hell. They mock him for being alone. The eyeballs in his jar start to laugh (how do eyeballs laugh? who knows). He’s dragged to a condemnation he knows he deserves. 

– He does not tell Yomo about the last nightmare, but he has confessed the others. Yomo’s not nearly as good at giving comfort as Uta, but he has assured him that he’ll never stop being his friend.