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Ui kneels in the office for whatever reason and Hairu thinks he’s proposing, while everyone is present

Yasssss.

Ui curses silently as his pen drops to the floor of their meeting room. How will he be able to take notes without it? 

He drops to his knees before Hairu, who is distracted by her conversation with Hirako. 

Hirako raises his eyebrows to cut Hairu off. She spins around and gasps. “Koori!”

He opens his mouth in confusion. “Huh?”

“Say yes!” Shio cheers.

“Yes, of course, yes.” Hairu’s face is as pink as her hair.

“Wait, what?” Ui’s mouth drops. “You all think – wait – Hairu – I’m not actually – I’m grabbing a pen.” He holds it up.

“Oh.” Her shoulders slump. Now her face is cherry red. “I’m sorry.” 

“Don’t be.” Ui stands and leans in close. “I’d make it far more romantic than in a morning meeting.”

Hairu giggles.

“Wait, so you’re not engaged? Come on,” Yusa complains. “How long are you gonna keep us waiting?”

Ariam strides in. “We’re running on time, Yusa.”

“No, we’re talking about Ui and Hairu not being engaged,” Rikai says.

Arima frowns. “Come again?”

“You really haven’t noticed?” Hirako exclaims. 

As the room descends into bickering chaos, Hairu leans over to Ui and plants a peck on his cheek. “Well, at least now you already know my answer.” 

fuck now im falling into takizawa x hide hell, those headcanons were high quality

Aw thank you so much!

A few more:

– Hide rescued Amon because he knew Kanou would probably kill him eventually, whereas Seidou’s status as a “success” would keep him safe.

– After realizing what Kanou did to Seidou’s family, however, he cries rivers of tears.

– His shame at not saving Seidou first is why he never confronted him. That, and fear that Seidou would reject him because of his disfigurement. 

– To which Seidou would probably remind Hide that he’s disfigured too and kiss him. One can hope. 

More Anteiku headcanons

– One evening, Uta and Itori showed up with a bottle of blood wine. He persuaded Nishiki and Touka to play a drinking game with him. When Yomo came into the cafe two hours later, he found two very giggly employees, an empty bottle, and Uta whistling innocently in a corner. 

– It did not go well for Uta. Yoshimura had a stern conversation with him. Uta then whined to Itori about Yomo “tattling” on him. Itori then nicknamed Yomo “tattletale” for about a month. 

– Touka swears she saw Irimi and Koma necking in the storage closet. 

– She actually saw Nishiki and Kimi, dressed as Irimi and Koma to percolate this exact rumor.

– Kimi and Nishiki sometimes tutor Touka and Yoriko in science. This brings a smile to everyone’s faces. 

– One time Hetare flew into the cafe because Hinami forgot to lock its cage. The entire morning consisted of an “all hands on deck” text message being sent out, everyone assuming doves were there, panic, relief once they found out it was only Hetare, and frantically trying to capture the bird. 

– Nishiki threatened to replace it with a real dove, to which Irimi replied that she would skin him. Kimi added that she would help. Nishiki did not continue this line of thought.

i always like seidou and hide together, theyre both dorks lol, do you have any hcs for them working together at the ccg?

How adorkable they are. 

– Seidou first starts liking Hide because Hide doesn’t show him up or treat him like a newbie. He seems to look up to Seidou, which is a first in Seidou’s life.

– Seidou also vents a lot to Hide about his feelings regarding Akira and Juuzou and … gah it’s so frustrating! He and Hide bond over coffee and venting.

– One day, Seidou asks Hide if there’s anything he’d like to vent about. So Hide vents about his friend who isolates himself because he’s afraid of being a burden.  

– Seidou is surprisingly sympathetic and feels guilty for complaining so much. He gives Hide a hug and thanks Hide for being the friend that always makes him feel better. 

– Hide kisses him him after drinks one night. He tells Seidou he doesn’t need to be better than Akira, that he’s enough on his own. He also makes a comment about why he’s always falling for guys with inferiority complexes. 

– Seidou gets mad at the inferiority complex joke, and “revenge kisses” him. 

– Hide has the sense to call it off before they hook up and regret it later. Instead, they go on a proper date to an amusement park that weekend. 

– Juuzou notices how close they are and gives Seidou a subtle thumbs up, and for a moment, Seidou considers Juuzou a friend.

During auction arc it’s Sasaki and not Mutsuki that gets stabbed through by Urie and rather than get mad Sasaki comforts him like Mutsuki did in the manga and this enables Urie to develop feelings for Sasaki rather than for Mutsuki

“Stop pitying me, you idiot!” In a fit of rage, Urie rams his kagune through Sasaki, his superior, the one who demoted him, the bastard ghoul.

“Ack,” Sasaki gasps, keeling over.

“No, wait.” Urie shakes. “I didn’t -” Goodbye promotion.

“I know it’s lonely being a Quinx. I know.” Sasaki wipes his eyes and wraps his arms around Urie.“So I don’t blame you. It’s okay, Urie. You’re okay.” 

Urie shakes with relief. He won’t be jailed for this. Thank god.

But…what kind of person must Sasaki be, to not hate him? To not want him squashed for his toxic personality? 

Urie feels loved by a kind person, and he isn’t sure he likes it. 

But as time wears on, he finds himself drawn to Sasaki more and more. They white lies he tells to avoid hurting people, the patience he displays towards Saiko, the encouragement towards Mutsuki…

Sasaki, he realizes, is not only someone worth admiring…he’s worth sharing life with. 

I’ll be grateful as his follower, Urie vows as he lifts more weights. That’s all.

The tingling in his stomach belies his resolve, however.

Urie wants more than to follow. He wants to walk by Sasaki’s side. 

tamaki has a daughter who gets upset when her daddy can’t open her puddings properly.

“Daddy, can you open this?” 

Tamaki’s heart stills. His precious, precocious baby girl toddles over to him, holding out chocolate pudding. 

This is his biggest parenting text yet. With his squad and partner watching behind him, he rolls up his sleeve and tugs on the cover.

It still won’t open.

“No,” he whimpers to himself, tugging harder and harder.

“Want help?” Suzuya offers eagerly.

“No!” he cries, finally tearing it open. The chocolate flies everywhere – mostly onto himself. “Sh – Oops.”

“Daddy, don’t take it all!” His daughter stomps her foot. “Why are you being mean?”

“I – I’m not, I promise,” he begs, despising himself for his failure. Forget ghouls. Disappointing his daughter over pudding is far worse pain. “I just can’t open them.”

She tosses her head. “Uncle Juuzou, can you teach me to open puddings?”

“Sure!” Suzuya cheers. 

shio and rikai should try to help out Yusa with trying to win over marie but she only sees him like a younger brother.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Okay, we need a game plan.” Shio paces back and forth in their room.

“We don’t, not really,” Yusa mumbles, his face red.

“We absolutely do!” Rikai is appalled. “You need a girlfriend.”

“I asked Arima,” says Shio, “but he says the only girl he’s ever dated, he also tried to kill first, which seems weird.” 

“Maybe he was joking?” Yusa frowns. If Arima Kishou’s only dated one girl, Arima Yusa is doomed. 

“Maybe. But the point is, if Arima can’t help us, we need to do this on our own!” With a fake scowl, Shio points at Yusa. 

“Sasaki said to buy them books and Ui said to trip them,” Rikai adds. “Also unhelpful.” 

“So here’s what you do…” Shio rubs his hands together with glee.

—

“Isn’t this sweet?” Kitami Marie skips into the office of the beta-Quinx, holding a red  rose in her hand. 

“Wow, you’ve gotten flowers every day, haven’t you.” Brooke winks.

“I have! It’s so amazing.” Marie giggles. “I wonder who they’re from.”

“Maybe ask someone observant…like Yusa,” Ui Koharu says with a wink. 

“Ha! Yusa’s like a kid brother. I bet he’d get protective.” Marie giggles. “That’s a great idea.”

Outside the office, Yusa jerks his ear away from the door, sorrow on his face.

He’s not going to stop with the flowers, though. She deserves them. 

Saiko/Hsiao sfw and nsfw headcannons

Omg did you read the latest chapter? “Saiko’s the cute one.” omgomgomg hsaiko is canon please yes Ishida? 

SFW

– Hsaio is constantly trying to make Saiko eat healthier. Saiko is constantly trying to make Hsiao eat junk. In the end, they balance each other quite well.

– Hsaio loves how close Saiko snuggles to her at movie nights with the Quinx, but she doesn’t think they’re dating until Saiko loudly asks her one day. 

– Their first kiss was one morning they had to awaken before dawn for a meeting. Saiko was grumpy, but then she saw Hsaio, pecked her on the lips, and thanked her for making their morning a little less horrible. 

– Hsaio was giggly the entire meeting and no one knew why, though Hide deduced it had something to do with Saiko.

– Hsaio is very protective of Saiko once she learns about Saiko’s family situation. Once they accidentally run into Saiko’s mother, and Hsaio glared at her the entire time she lavished praise on Saiko.

– Once Saiko found out about the garden, she is determined to make up for Hsaio’s childhood by introducing her to every manga and movie she missed. She couldn’t care less about the half-ghoul factor. 

NSFW

– Hsaio definitely commented on how squishy Saiko’s boobs were the first time she touched them.

– Saiko’s mouth dropped at the sight of Hsaio’s 6-pack as Hsaio undressed.

– Hsaio usually tops, but they switch it up on occasion.

– Saiko leaves hickeys all over Hsaio’s body. Urie noticed once and died a little bit internally. 

– They joke a lot about how they’ve probably gotten each other pregnant. Aura overheard once, so he tried to burst his eardrums. 

hcs for how yomo, ayato, and kaneki would react when they find out that their s/o is insecure abt her verryyyyyy small boobs (pretty much flat)

Yomo

– He probably notices you trying to push them up and doesn’t say anything for a bit. 

– He then comes up behind you, wraps you in his arms, and whispers that you’ve got the perfect amount of boobs for him. To which you respond that he likes large things and your boobs are not.

– Tells you you’re the most beautiful thing he’s seen, just as you are. Seals it with a kiss.

Ayato 

– “Wait, that’s what you’re insecure about? They’re so much more convenient for battle though, right?” At first, Ayato stares at you in utter confusion. 

– When he realizes you’re actually serious, he assures you that he loves them anyways, and offers to show you how. 😉

– he’ll make extra effort to compliment how you look in tops from now on.

Kaneki 

– assures you over and over that he loves them and finds them the perfect size to hold in his hands. Also, they’re still squishy. 

– you will sometimes awaken to find him holding them in his hands, just to remind you how much he loves them and cares about your feelings.

– may buy you a pushup bra if he thinks you’d like it.