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Scenario with pregnant Touka at the beach

“I feel like a whale,” Touka mutters, stretching out on the sizzling sand. 

“You’re beautiful!” Kaneki cries, rubbing more sunscreen into her shoulders.

“Meh.” Touka pokes her seven-months-pregnant belly. “Well, the kid’s awake, so they must love the beach.”

“Good.” Kaneki pats her stomach.

“Touka!” Hinami and Ayato race back from the boardwalk. “Here, we got you ice.” 

Hinami shoves a snow cone in Touka’s face. It hasn’t been more than two weeks that ghouls have been able to eat human food. And Touka has, correspondingly, not been able to get enough of sugar.  

“Isn’t it good?” Kaneki asks eagerly as his wife takes a bite.

Touka closes her eyes with pleasure. “This is amazing. Humans are so creative.”

Ayato snorts, but he’s also nursing his own chocolate ice cream cone, so he can’t tease her too much.

“Want to go for a walk in the surf, Onee-chan?” Hinami asks. 

“Ayato, when are you going to make Touka officially Hinami’s Onee-chan?” Kaneki whispers as his wife saunters off with Hina.

“Not before I stab you.” He sticks out his tongue.

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Touka sniffs the salty, sweet air as surf pounds around her ankles. “The water feels good on my feet.”

“Good.” Hinami smiles. 

“I’m still gonna play volleyball when Akira and Amon get here,” Touka grouses. 

“Obviously. With your ukakus, you and Ayato will dominate,” Hinami says with a smirk.

“I don’t know, if the Quinx show up to help Akira, we’re done,” Touka jokes. Her snow cone dribbles around her lips, red as blood. 

Hinami giggles as two figures wave from down the beach. “That’ll be Akira and Amon.” 

Touka grins as they draw closer. “Hey there.”

Amon nearly chokes.

“Huh?” Touka’s eyes widen with the realization.

Akira elbows him with a laugh. “Amon, dear, it’s a snow cone.”

“I’m sorry!” Amon exclaims. He doesn’t want to make her feel any worse. Really.

Touka flicks cherry syrup onto his face. “There. Now we’re even.”

Can we get some uta and Yomo fanfic pleaseeee

It’s an Uta and Yomo day on the blog, apparently. Excellenttttttt.

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“It’s been a while,” says a voice when Uta exits HySy. 

He turns around to see Yomo standing there. “Renji.”

Yomo’s arms are crossed. “We’re moving to the 24th Ward before your friend gets us all slaughtered.”

“He’s not my friend,” Uta says.

Renji’s kakugans ignite. “I know you work with him, Uta.” 

Uta’s shoulders slump. “So?”

“So – how can you – people are dying, and you’re helping him, for what? A laugh?” Yomo approaches, grabs Uta by his shoulders, stares into his eyes. “What aren’t you telling me?”

“Many things,” Uta replies after a pause. 

“Why won’t you tell me?” 

“Trust issues?” Uta grins.

“Uta, I’m one of the few in your life you can trust, and you know that,” Yomo says wit an ironic smile. He releases Uta and steps back.

“I do, and I’m grateful.” Uta stares at the ground. “You can stay here tonight. You’ll be safe.” 

“I’m late already to meet up with Ayato. The nephew I don’t trust to know that.” Yomo laughs bleakly. 

“I see.” Uta knows this isn’t a break-up. He and Yomo will never forsake each other. But it still hurts. Yomo’s disappointment.

“Hey.” Yomo steps closer and sweeps him towards him. He plants a passionate kiss on Uta’s lips. “I’ll see you again.”

“Don’t get yourself killed.” Uta sighs. “Promise me.”

“I promise.” Yomo steps back. “But when I return, when it’s safe, we’re going to talk.”

“Are we?” Uta winks.

“Yeah.” And then Renji is gone, and Uta feels lonelier than ever. 

How about young yomuta hc!!! Your blog gives me life

Aw Nonnymouses like you give me life!

So does Yomouta. 

– Uta definitely gave the glasses Yomo called stupid to Yomo for his first birthday they were friends.

– Uta roped Yomo into all kinds of shenanigans trolling the doves. After one particularly close call, Yomo yelled at Uta. When Uta protested that Yomo was acting way more upset than normal, Yomo pushed Uta against the wall and kissed him a la this picture: (original source here)

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– After he recovered from his shock, Uta kissed Yomo back and actually toppled him over with passion. 

– Yomo was quite reserved once he started working for Anteiku, however, to Uta’s disappointment. They drifted apart for a bit. 

– They rekindled their relationship when Uta was demoted from leading the 4th Ward. Yomo sought him out with a bottle of blood wine, and gave him a hug. That was the first night they made love. 

– Uta never directly told Yomo that his tattoo was about him. He just spoke the words when Yomo asked. But Uta smiled carefully, and Yomo understood.

Do you ship uta/take

I’ve never considered them before. Hmmmmmmm I could see it.

– Like, say, they’re drawn together by their friendship with Yomo. Gradually they begin spending more time together. 

– Uta makes all the Zero Squad kids masks, which warms Take’s heart.

– Uta kisses Take first. This is undebatable. 

– When Rikai and Shio – you know – I still can’t write it well I’m sorry it hurts – Uta saves Yomo not only because he cares about Yomo, but also for Take, because he thinks Take loves Yomo.

– He finds Hirako weeping over his kids as he tries to comfort Yusa during their shopping trip with Ui. Uta then feels incredibly guilty for following Furuta’s plan. The guilt devours him.

– He can only manage to say the words, “I’m glad you’re alive.” 

– And Take says “thank you.” 

– They both realize the other is saying I Love You. 

ooh can you do nsfw with irimi and koma?

OH MY GOD YES.

“You really are annoying, you know that.” Irimi gives the Devil Ape her most withering glare.

“Sure I am. That’s why you love me.” Koma winks.

“Brat!” Irimi fumbles with her keys to open the door to her apartment complex.

“I just wanted to make sure you got home safe. There’s doves around these days.”He approaches her sheepishly.

“I know that. I’m perfectly capable of handling myself.” Irimi scowls more. She was hoping he was following her to come up to her apartment.

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained. She leans over to kiss his lips. Only a softie would go for the cheek, and Irimi is not a softie. 

Koma’s mouth falls open.

“What?” Irimi crosses her arms.

He dives closer, encapsulating her in an embrace. 

“Want to come upstairs?” she whispers.

He nods, and soon they’re in her room.

“If anyone had predicted this…” Koma grins. 

“I’d probably have stabbed them with my ukaku.” Irimi flashes her kakugans at him. She drags him to her bed, where they fall in an ungainly heap.

He frowns as she lifts her shirt. “Whoa.” Her bra unhooks in the front? Who is this marvelous female? She’s amazing.

“I’m saving you the trouble.” Irimi wiggles her eyebrows as she tears off his vest.

Koma laughs as she plants a kiss in the midst of his chest. 

“God dammit, I love you,” Irimi mutters as she yanks off her tights.

“I love you too.” He kisses her cheek, and she has to chuckle.

Their fingers explore each other’s bare bodies for a long while. Once enemies, now best friends and more. Koma can’t believe this incredible woman was ever someone he hated. And Irimi is rabid for her Devil Ape, for the extraordinary, funny, kind heart she once dismissed as a brute.

Afterwards, they lie in each other’s arms until daylight.  

how would kaneki, hide, ayato, and yomo feel abt their s/o having breast implants? would they care or would it bother them in any way? headcannons please and tyyy

Ooh interesting.

Kaneki

– As long as they’re still squeezable, Kaneki will not care. 

– He might be more sensitive to any struggles you have with your appearance, however, regardless of whether that is warranted. 

– He’ll be careful to comment on how beautiful you are whenever he touches them.

Hide

– “Wait why? You’re beautiful no matter your breast size.” 

– Once you explain that it was your choice and you wanted this, he’ll just be super supportive. “I chose you for larger boobs or smaller.” 

– He’ll be super interested in the science behind breast implants and their material. 

Ayato 

– Ayato might be appalled at first, because the only plastic surgery remarks he’s heard before haven’t exactly been compassionate or knowledgeable. So, to him, why would anyone have plastic surgery?

– Once you explain exactly what it means, and that it was not something you did on a whim, he’ll relax. It’s no different than a tattoo to him. He’ll like you even more for your uniqueness.  

– He’ll be super excited to touch them.

Yomo

– Like Kaneki, he’s mostly concerned that you might be insecure about your appearance.

– If you are, he’ll be supportive. If you’re not, he’ll be relieved. He’ll definitely say he only cares how it affects you, and it doesn’t change his opinion of you in the least.

– Either way, he too will enjoy your chest a little bit more now. 😉 

What happened next with uta don’t leave me hanging!! Also love you headcanons

Hahaha aw thank you. Also that was my attempt at chickening out, dammit. 

Koma once asked Uta if his tattoo was about Yomo. No one is allowed to speak of what happened next.

– What happened next was Uta laughing. “Of course not,” he said. 

– “Why are your kakugans glowing?” Koma wondered then. “I can tell they’re activated for once.”

– …

– “Oh my god, Irimi, he’s sweating.”

– Koma began to sing. “Uta and Yomo, sitting on CCG…k-i-s-s-i…”

– “Finish that and you die,” Uta warned him. “Anyone speaks of this, they die.”

– “So I shouldn’t have texted Itori?” Irimi asked.

– Uta dove for her phone to find that, thank God, she was only joking. 

– Yomo then appeared and was very confused at Irimi and Koma’s grins, and Uta’s uncharacteristic shyness. 

– And that is how Anteiku found out the limit to Uta’s easygoing nature: Yomo Renji. 

Scenario where Kaneki and Touka aren’t yet married or have a child on the way but they’re engaged. dragon still happened but it’s over and everyone’s made up so it’s time for the wedding. It’s regal and stunning like a royal human wedding. qs attend, ghouls attend, ccg attends. A happy affair to the start of a brighter future. (kinda modeled after the wedding scene in Kingsman the golden circle if you’ve seen that) (also kaneki totally has slicked back hair)

“Are you ready?” Yomo avoids looking at Touka because if he does, he’ll start crying.

“Yes!” Touka smiles at her bridesmaids. Hinami is the maid of honor; Yoriko, Saiko, Hsaio, Miza, and, of all people, Akira, comprise the rest.  

Hide, Ayato, Mutsuki, Urie, Higemaru, and Aura approach as the groomsmen.

“I’m so happy for you,” Mutsuki tells Touka, who smiles back. 

In the hall, the music starts. Chie begins snapping photos. Tsukiyama claps at  as Hinami glides down the aisle, her arms linked with Hide’s. 

Yoriko follows with Urie, and Takeomi beams, remembering his own wedding day. 

Mutsuki and Saiko follow, barely able to contain their own excitement. Saiko winks at Kaneki, whose white hair has been slicked back “fashionably” by Tsukiyama, before standing besides her fellow bridesmaids. 

Hanbee begins to cry when Hsaio passes with Higemaru, to Keijin’s horror. Mikage follows suit, and before Marude can object, all of Squad Suzuya is crying.

Then it’s Hsaio with Aura. His aunt smiles happily at him, and when Ui Koori gives Hsaio a small smile, joy explodes in her heart. If Ui approves, Big Sister Hairu would approve, and that’s all she wants. 

Takizawa nudges Amon as Akira passes, her golden head held high. Besides him, Kurona and Hakatori smile from ear-to-ear.

Ayato and Miza pass last. Miza notices that Ayato’s flesh feels horribly cold. Probably with shock. 

The music swells. Nishiki sniffles and stares straight ahead. Kimi silently hands him a tissue.

Touka emerges with Yomo clinging to her arm.  

“Definitely clinging,” Nico whispers to Itori, who makes a note to mention it later.

Uta is relieved to see that the dress looks perfect on Touka. All the hours he spent arguing on the precise design with Tsukiyama are worth it right now.

Touka laughs a little as she sees Kaneki waiting for her. He extends his shaking, sweating hand, and Touka clasps his hand in hers. 

“Excellent,” says Mirumo from his perch behind the pulpit. “Shall we begin?”

Kaneki and Touka look out across the sea of former enemies turned into friends. 

“Yes please,” Kaneki says.