mizuki (michizurou child) first words are ‘beef’ and while mizurou and the rest of the suzuya squad find it funny while michiko is horrified

This is beautiful. Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Mizuki giggles. Her eyes brighten as Mizurou spins into the kitchen, where Michiko is cooking dinner.

“Is that beef I smell?”

“Beef,” giggles Mizuki.

Mizurou nearly drops her. Michiko screeches.

“She talked!” Mizurou pulls Michiko closer and dances with his family.

“Huh? What happened?” Suzuya and the rest of his squad appear.

“Mizuki said her first word, and what a word it was,” Mizurou says proudly.

“Ooh, what was it?” Hanbee grins.

“Beef.”

Keijin doubles over laughing, Suzuya shrieks, and Miyuki shakes his head in amusement. “Only your child, Mizurou.”

Michiko groans. “I can’t believe we’ve brainwashed our child already. It couldn’t be ‘mommy’ or ‘daddy’ or anything normal, could it?” 

“Nope, and you know you love that,” Mizurou says.

“I do,” Michiko concedes, pecking her husband on his cheek as Suzuya vows to make sure Mizuki’s second word is candy

Uta and drunk Yomo is fun but what about Yomo and drunk Uta? In contrast to his friend he’s actually pretty somber and easily upset… Yomo does everything he can to comfort him when he gets like that but it really worries him?

LOL I love this.

– “Yomo I’m so old,” Uta blubbers into Yomo’s shoulder.

– “Uta, it’s okay.” Yomo rubs the top of Uta’s head and ponders how he got into this situation. And why won’t Itori pick up her DAMN PHONE.

– “Sometimes I feel like the eyes I eat are sentient. They watch me and some days I expect them to emerge into a giant kagune and demand answers from me. Am I evil?” Uta whines.

– “No,” Yomo says, trying to guide Uta back into HySy.

– Uta refuses to go in and sits in the street crying. 

– “Uta, if you cry any more, you’re going to lose the tattoos in your eyes,” Yomo tries.

– “Not how tattoos work, Yomo.” Uta is now writhing on the cold street. He’s quite an extra sad drunk.

– Yomo probably grabs Uta and slings him over his shoulder. Tucks him into bed and waits all night to make sure Uta is okay. He’ll ask Uta if he wants to talk more once he wakes up.

I’m drinking apple juice so I thought to ask what the characters (who can drink apple juice without throwing up) think of it?

Anteiku Associates

Kaneki Ken – he misses anything that isn’t human so um yeah he likes it.

Uta – can’t drink it but will drink and enjoy the golden juice for its color, if not the taste.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – brings back childhood memories.

Kosaka Yoriko – Fun to cook with.

Nishino Kimi – Not a fan of juice in general.

Tsukiyamas

Chie Hori – loves it. Loves waving it in Tsukiyama’s jealous face more.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – he misses it. 

Takizawa Seidou – Why would he drink a child’s juice? Ew. No. *sobs* I JUST WANNA GO BACK TO BEING HUMAN.

Mado Akira – prefers alcohol.

Houji Kousuke – cider is superior.

Mado Kureo – fresh apples are better for you.

Marude Itsuki – has occasionally filled beer bottles with apple juice to feed his apple juice addiction. 

Kuriowa Takeomi – It’s delicious. 

Kuriowa Iwao – It’s okay.

Aura Kiyoko – Pleasant once in a while.

Tanakamaru Mougan – has stolen it from Marude. 

Shinohara Yukinori – loves how happy it makes Juuzou.

Itou Kuramoto – likes to spike it with mulled wine.

Kurona Yasuhisa – barely remembers it.

Furuta Nimura – it’s fun to make people think it’s cider and photograph their disappointment when they discover it’s just juice. 

Hajime Hazuki – He DEFINITELY wouldn’t like something so childish. Juice. Bah. *guzzles when no one is looking*

Mayazumi – He DEFINITELY would.

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – It’s almost as sweet as Arima! 

Arima Kishou – It’s like the blood of fruit. 

Ui Koori – Yes, please.

Take Hirako – It makes Squad Zero kids hyper, which makes Take tired. 

Arima Yusa – so sweeeeet. 

Ihei Shio – more! more! 

Souza Rikai – loves mixing juices to make a punch.

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – It’s sweet. Of course he likes it. 

Keijin Nakarai – Oh god, Suzuya’s raided their fridge again. 

Hanbee Abara – It’s comforting. 

Miyuki Mikage – makes his stomach hurt.

Mizurou Tamaki – why drink apple juice when you could be drinking orange juice.

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – sugar, sugar, any form, give it…

Shirazu Ginshi – so refreshing

Urie Kuki – stale apples. No thank you.

Mutsuki Tooru – munch, munch. It’s fun to eat apples and drink the juice all at once.

Hsaio Ching-Li – She’s only tried it recently. A huge fan.

Aura Shinsanpei – meh.

Higemaru Touma – slurp slurp slurp 

Yomo having a nightmare and so comforts him (all the fluff plz :p)

– SO wakes him up by gentling shaking him. If that doesn’t work, they nibble his ear. Don’t ask. Just know it works. 

– They ask if he wants to talk about it, and if so, they will brew coffee first. They will snuggle with him as he relates his nightmares.

– His nightmares usually consist of not being able to save Touka and Ayato, or his SO, or seeing Hikari die. Those are the only thoughts that truly terrify him.

– Sometimes, he blames himself for Arata’s capture, too.

– His SO convinces him he isn’t at fault, that his niece and nephew are alive and thriving, that they’re here, and grieves Hikari with him. It’s very important to hold his hand the entire time, because Yomo finds physical contact comforting.

– If they return to sleep, they will spoon for a while. 

– If they don’t, his SO will take him for a walk to distract him from the gloom his nightmares cast. 

– As the sun rises, whether they’re spooning in bed or walking in the dewy Tokyo air, he will draw his SO close and kiss their forehead as he reminds them how special and kind they are. 

Okay so my in head Tsukiyama loves to cuddle with his so especially when they go to sleep I have a small dog (a chihuahua to be exact) who snuggles up to me for warmth and will get in between anyone who tries to cuddle with me so can you a scenario of where Tsukiyama gets jealous of his lovers dog for constantly getting in between them when they’re cuddling?? Thank you!!!

this is hilarious.

Tsukiyama is exhausted, but he doesn’t want to sleep. He wants to wrap his arms around his SO. That, to him, is more refreshing than sleep. 

He slides into bed. His SO smiles up at him, and Tsukiyama draws them closer to him. He nuzzles their shoulder and kisses their throat.

“Shuu, you’re a ghoul, not a vampire,” his SO teases.

“But I can still drink blood,” he shoots back, squeezing them. 

“I love you.” They roll their eyes.

“I love you, too.”

There’s a jangling of a collar, and suddenly Tsukiyama’s heart sinks. For their chihuahua has arrived.

“Aw, someone wants in on the love-fest,” coos his SO, beckoning the dog closer.

Tsukiyama pouts. “Don’t you dare, you snuggly demon.”

But the demon does dare. It slinks directly between him and his SO. 

“Aw, he wants both of us.” His SO pats the dog, who trembles with excitement. 

This dog is more of a diva that Shuu. Tsukiyama scowls. “Hey, I wanted to cuddle your parent.” 

“You still can, just with our little friend too.” His SO grins, and Tsukiyama’s icy face melts. He snuggles closer to his SO. 

“I promise you.” He pokes the dog’s nose. “I will out-diva you yet.” 

Au where the ccg create a time portal to the future and out comes touken child in their late teens (choose a name). The boy realizes what happened and refuses to talk to anybody there or answer and questions, only asking to speak to Haise Sasaki. They bring him in with the qs trailing behind and as soon as he sees has he barrels towards him in a bear hug exclaiming “Dad!”

Kaneki Hideyoshi cowers before Washuu Yoshitoki. He recognizes him from the portraits. 

“Where are you from, son?” Yoshitoki’s voice is gentle, but Hide knows better. This man helped cover up Tsuneyoshi’s crimes. 

He’s not trusting him.

And so Hideyoshi hunches over, arms crossed, glaring at the floor. 

“You just appeared out of nowhere. And you’re part ghoul. We’d like to help you, but you need to help us first,” says Uncle Marude.  

Someday you’ll take me motorcycling, Hide wants to tell him, but can’t just yet.

His best chance is finding his way back to the time portal, but to do that, he needs to get out of this interrogation room, and that’s not looking likely.

Mom is gonna kill him for messing with the portal, and he’s okay with that, so long as he’s back in his own time, when humans and ghouls cooperate.

“I need to…to speak to Sasaki Haise,” he manages.

“How do you know him?” Yoshitoki queries.

“I just do. Please.” Hide touches his chin, his famous I’m scared tell. 

Yoshitoki sighs. “Marude, have Kuriowa escort him to the floor.”

“Are you sure?”

“Don’t think we’re getting anywhere otherwise.” Yoshitoki shrugs. 

Hide gasps as Kuriowa Iwao, his girlfriend’s grandfather who died before either were born, enters the room. He’s larger than Hide imagined. 

Iwao frowns at the lanky kid, who gawks at him as if they’ve met before.  But Hide is too scared to say anything as Iwao leads him, handcuffed, to the elevators. Instead, he memorizes every move so he can relay this to his girlfriend.

Once they reach the offices, Iwao knocks on a door. “Sasaki?”

“Hmm?” A purple-haired grump yanks open the door. 

Hide gasps. Uncle Urie! Uncle Mutsuki and Aunt Saiko behind them, and – the Uncle Shirazu he never got to meet. 

“What is it?” A black-and-white, fluffy-haired investigator glances up.

Hide can no longer contain himself. He steps closer, wishing he wasn’t handcuffed, wishing he could reach out. “Dad.”

“Huh?” Saiko’s mouth falls open.

 “Who?” Sasaki looks confused. But…but something about this kid seems familiar after all…

“I’m Hideyoshi, named after Nagachika, and I’m from the future. I know you won’t believe me, but I promise you I am,” Hide begs.

“Huh?”

“Has Takeomi asked Yoriko to marry him yet? Their daughter is my girlfriend,” Hide blurts out, turning to Iwao.

“This is bullshit,” Urie grumbles.

“You like Mutsuki,” Hide shoots back.

Urie turns the color of his hair, Mutsuki gasps, and Shirazu slips an arm around Hide. “I like this kid. He’s like a clairvoyant ghoul.”

“I’m part human, too,” Hide protests. He probably shouldn’t say Mom’s name, lest the CCG search for ghouls named Touka

“Let’s listen.” Shirazu smiles. 

Sasaki hasn’t moved. “Uh.”

“Is it that strange that CCG would build a time portal?” Hide protests.

“No,” Iwao says quietly, to Sasaki’s surprise.

“Fine,” says Sasaki, peering at the kid’s blue, familiar hair, “Let’s listen.”

mizurou introducing michiko to his parents

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Michiko is a bit nervous because she’s a Quinx, so Mizurou kisses her for comfort. She then becomes nervous that she’s pregnant.

– Mizurou’s dad is gregarious as his son, and readily welcoming of Michiko. He has a million pregnancy booklets for her. 

– His mom likes Michiko well enough, but she’s pretty displeased with Mizurou for getting her pregnant before they were married. 

– Mizumom puts on a nice face to Michiko, but later pulls Mizurou aside for some strong and probably unnecessary words about responsibility. 

– Mizudad and Mizumom are both impressed with Michiko’s bravery in becoming a Quinx. They admire her dedication to her job and their son.

– They’re sure that dedication will be helpful when they’re raising their kid, too.

– Mizudad points out that, of all the CCG employees they’ve met, Michiko is the most mature (they’ve only met Suzuya Squad).

– All in all, Mizurou and Michiko leave happy and convinced they have a broad support network. 

Touka meeting her female human so parents?

– Touka probably abstains from food right before. It just makes her feel guilty, eating people when she needs to meet new people soon.

– She wears her best outfit, and despite her lack of food, feels ill. If they know she’s a ghoul, she’s afraid of judgement. If they don’t know, they could still judge her for being a girl, and she feels guilty for hiding her secret. 

– To calm her, her girlfriend probably peppers her with cute kisses Touka pretends to hate but truly cherishes.

– The parents are probably impressed with Touka’s dedication responsibility – owning her own cafe is impressive at her age.

– They probably are excited to visit the cafe now because they KNOW someone.

– Touka totally promises them free coffee and a free lunch. 

– Her girlfriend follows up by assuring her parents that Touka’s food is really good, to Touka’s pride.

– Touka is nervous about kissing in front of the parents, but she holds her girlfriend’s hand with confidence. 

– Ultimately, she’s very glad to know her girlfriend’s whole family.