Author: mercyandmagic

Lord of the Rings time. What species are each of the characters? (I.e. Kaneki – either human or Half-Elf, Touka a silvan elf, Hinami a hobbit etc)

It’s always LOTR time!

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – Half-Elf

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Hobbit

Yoshimura Kuzen – Human

Kamishiro Rize – Silvan Elf

Kirishima Touka – Silvan Elf

Koma Enji – Hobbit

Irimi Kaya – Elf

Yomo Renji – Dwarf

Kosaka Yoriko – Human

Hinami Feuguchi – hobbit

Nishiki Nishio – wizard

Nishino Kimi – wizard

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – elf

Karren von Rosewald – Ringwraith

Matsumae – elf

Mirumo – whatever Tom Bombadil is!

Chie Hori – hobbit

Clowns

Uta – wizard

Itori – ent 

Hoito Roma – troll

Nimura Furuta – ghost 

Rio/Shikorae – ghost

Nico – elf

Donato Porpora – balrog

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – eagle

Yamori – orc

Tatara – wizard

Yoshimura Eto – wizard

Noro – ghost

Miza Kusakari – hobbit

Naki – hobbit

Hakatori – eagle

Banjou Kazuichi – elf 

CCG

Amon Koutarou – human

Takizawa Seidou – orc-human hybrid 

Mado Akira – human

Houji Kousuke – elf

Mado Kureo – ring wraith

Marude Itsuki – ent

Washuu Yoshitoki – elf

Washuu Matsuri – hobbit

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – sauron 

Kuriowa Takeomi – hobbit 

Kuriowa Iwao – human

Aura Kiyoko – silvan elf

Tanakamaru Mougan – ent

Shinohara Yukinori – wizard

Itou Kuramoto – whatever Tom Bombadil is 

Kurona Yasuhisa – ring wraith

Hajime Hazuki – half-elf, half orc

Mayazumi – half-elf, half-orc

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – hobbit

Arima Kishou – elf

Ui Koori – dwarf

Take Hirako – human

Arima Yusa – hobbit

Ihei Shio – hobbit

Souza Rikai – hobbit

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – wizard

Keijin Nakarai – human

Hanbee Abara – eagle

Miyuki Mikage – elf

Mizurou Tamaki – dwarf

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hobbit

Shirazu Ginshi – human

Urie Kuki – elf

Mutsuki Tooru – ghost

Hsaio Ching-Li – eagle

Aura Shinsanpei – ring wraith

Higemaru Touma – dwarf

So… Itami is like, not a canon character right? I’ve only ever seen him here but he’s hands down one of my favourites. Could you do some hcs?

Omg thank you so much! One of my lovely Nonny-Mouse readers created him, and he’s so much fun to write. 🙂

– Itami is tall and well-built, because Eto would have nothing less.

– Eto probably rubs their relationship into Tatara and Arima’s faces.

– He might be a few years younger than Eto. 

– Itami is an older brother to two sisters. Eto admires his resolve to provide support and guidance for them.

– Itami is mildly socially awkward, so he had never had a girlfriend or boyfriend before Eto. 

– Itami is bisexual, and used to have a crush on Yoshitoki.

– When Eto discovered his former crush, she teased him mercilessly. 

– He never really wanted to work with CCG. His father pushed him into the academy, for well-intentioned but silly reasons like “manliness.”

– He and Eto met at a book signing. She took interest in him for CCG reasons (plus he was cute), and he was flustered/flattered by how friendly and smart she was. 

– He never once considered leaving her once discovering her true identity. 

hirako’s reaction to yusa’s crush on marie?

From @koyuki-tan’s “Peace Sign.”

Hirako rubs a hand across his face. He is not prepared to deal with romance when the kids are still so young.

His kids. They’re practically his children. They can’t be developing crushes and feelings. 

Hirako grabs his Shiba and pulls it against his chest. He buries his face in its fluff to muffle his moan.

“I don’t want to teach them about love, pupper. I’ve never had it – except you, I love you, of course,” Hirako assures the dog.

Look at him. He’s crazy. Talking to a dog.

The next day, Hirako gently prods Yusa until the kid confesses his feelings.

“I know, Yusa,” Hirako says with a grin. “We can formulate a plan, if you wish.”

Yusa’s eyes brighten. “Really?” 

An adult will help him? He’ll definitely be successful now, right?

He stares across the room, where Marie stands with her fellow beta-Quinxes. Excitement blooms in his heart. 

“Let’s get started.”

ryoichi meets ui for the first time and ui is protective over his sister

From @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Ui glowers at this redheaded ghoul whose arm is casually draped around his sister. “Who are you?” 

“Ryoichi.”

“Do you have another name?” Ui winces. Wait. Not all ghouls do. He didn’t mean to be a complete asshole, just a mild one.

“Ryoichi Takeo,” Koharu says, smiling at her boyfriend. He brushes his lips against her forehead, and Ui growls.

“Koharu!” Hairu bounds outside, baby Masanori on her hip, waving them both in.  “Welcome!”

“Thanks!” Koharu scampers towards her nephew.

“Just a second,” Ui whispers in Ryiochi’s ear.

“Yeah?” Ryoichi grins. He can tell he’s pissing this brother off, but since all of Koharu’s stories involve her pissing him off, he’s honestly not sure how else to interact with Brother-Stick-In-The-Mud. 

“If you – if you try to eat her – I – I will make sure you die slowly and painfully. I’ll eat you,” Ui seethes. 

Ryoichi’s eyes widen. Just slightly. 

“Ui, I swear to God, if you actually said that eating line,” Hairu breaks in. “I’ll…I’ll take up smoking.”

Ui whimpers. “But I gave up cigarettes.”

“I didn’t,” Hairu says sweetly. “Shall I test your resolve?”

“No,” he says quickly. “Fine, fine, any wild friend of my sister’s is welcome.”

“We’re more than friends,” Koharu says. Ryoichi’s face turns as red as his hair.

Good, Ui thinks with another obligatory glare. 

Could you write something like a continuation for that drunk Uta thing? I really liked it!

Awwww thank you. ❤ 

– Once Uta awakens, he dismisses Yomo’s concern and pretends everything is fine. 

– Truthfully, he doesn’t recall anything he said. Hopefully he didn’t say anything super crazy like being a one-eyed king. 

– He’s disappointed when Yomo grants him space by not pressing the issue.

– So he goes out and tries to get drunk again to spur more concern from Yomo.

– Yomo catches him, figures out his passive-aggressive plan, and calls him on it.

– This time, Yomo sits Uta down and demands to know what is going on.

– Uta replies that he’s lonely and wants a friend and that’s why he does all this horrible shit.

– Yomo listens to Uta’s confessions and assures him that he won’t abandon this immoral ghoul, because Yomo isn’t judgmental at all.

– Uta hugs Yomo, and for once the stoic Yomo returns the embrace.

– Uta asks Yomo a few questions about what he said while drunk. He’s very disappointed to learn he didn’t try to kiss Yomo.

– So he tries now.

The weird kinks vs vanilla ask got me curious. What’s their weird kinks like?

Furuta – Completely, totally dominating a feisty partner. 

Tsukiyama – Probably involves mutual feeding on each other. 

Mirumo – He’s game for literally anything. Hanging upside down like a bat is particularly fun.

Saiko – Will use her kagune to role play anime and manga characters. 

Hakatori – Make sex a battlefield. Blood included. 

Takizawa – The more chains, the better. 

Eto – Please allow her to use her kakuja on her partner. 

Nico – Likes it either very rough or to be worshiped. There is no in-between. 

Uta – Masks, tattoos, drawing on his partner, having his partner draw on him…

Roma – Role-play Kaneki for her.

Itori – Would like to be doused in blood wine and have her partner drink all of it off. 

Hi! So could you do a scenario were Eto consoles Itami after he investigated and exterminated a group of young ghouls, and he is having nightmares about it. Thank you and thanks for doing my asks I appreciate it (you do a great job!) have a great day/night.

“Wake up, scaredy-cat.” Eto pokes Itami in the nose, over and over and over, until her whimpering boyfriend awakens.

“What happened at work today?” Eto wipes sweat from his brow. She licks her fingers. “You’re quite salty.”

“Eto, why are you like this,” Itami grumbles.

“’Cause I am,” she sings, perching on his chest. “Now talk to me.” 

He closes his eyes. “I…had to exterminate more ghouls today.”

“Of course you did.” Eto sighs. 

“They were young, Eto. Not even adults.” Itami wipes the tears leaking out of his eyes. “It’s so wrong.”

“Amen to that.” Eto scowls. She’d like to take those Washuus and turn them into humanburger meat. 

“And I went along with it.”

“Well, you have to, for Aogiri’s sake. We need you in CCG.” Eto pauses. “But I do understand if you don’t want to. We can…we can work it out if you decide to leave.”

Itami goggles at his girlfriend. Eto has never given anyone the option of abandoning a mission before. “Eto…”

“I care about you,” she answers, bending down to kiss his lips.

“I’ll stay,” he whispers. “But…you may have to listen to a lot more of this.”

“I’m fine with that.” Eto kisses him with ferocity. 

Since the Olympics is underway, how about a look at the sports some of the groups in TG and :re are looking forward to watching?

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation. 

Also, some events are listed vaguer than others – for instance, someone who likes “figure skating” prefers allllll those related events, but someone who prefers men’s figure skating has that specified. 

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – figure skating

Nagachika Hideyoshi – luge

Yoshimura Kuzen – bobsled

Kamishiro Rize – speed skating

Kirishima Touka – women’s figure skating

Koma Enji – ski moguls

Irimi Kaya – snowboard cross

Yomo Renji – ice dancing

Kosaka Yoriko – figure skating

Hinami Feuguchi – alpine skiing 

Nishiki Nishio – snowboard halfpipe

Nishino Kimi – ice dancing

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – pairs figure skating 

Karren von Rosewald – Ice dancing

Matsumae – alpine skiing 

Mirumo – ski jump

Chie Hori – ski and snowboard halfpipe 

Clowns

Uta – snowboard halfpipe

Itori – ski jump

Hoito Roma – figure skating

Nimura Furuta – speed skating

Rio/Shikorae – ice dancing

Nico – ski slalom 

Donato Porpora – opening ceremony 

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – ice hockey

Yamori – ski jump, because it’s fun when they fall

Tatara – alpine skiing 

Yoshimura Eto – classic downhill skiing 

Noro – skeleton 

Miza Kusakari – luge

Naki – bobsled

Hakatori – skeleton 

Banjou Kazuichi – ice hockey

CCG

Amon Koutarou – figure skating 

Takizawa Seidou – snowboard halfpipe 

Mado Akira – slalom skiing 

Houji Kousuke – downhill skiing 

Mado Kureo – ski moguls 

Marude Itsuki – bobsled 

Washuu Yoshitoki – bobsled

Washuu Matsuri – men’s figure skating

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – lighting the torch in the opening ceremony 

Kuriowa Takeomi – ski jump

Kuriowa Iwao – ski moguls 

Aura Kiyoko – speed skating 

Tanakamaru Mougan – cross-country skiing 

Shinohara Yukinori – ice dancing

Itou Kuramoto – snowboard halfpipe 

Kurona Yasuhisa – ski moguls 

Hajime Hazuki – what’s the hardest/ski jump

Mayazumi – skeleton 

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – luge

Arima Kishou – pair’s figure skating

Ui Koori – team figure skating!

Take Hirako – curling 

Arima Yusa – downhill skiing 

Ihei Shio – women’s figure skating

Souza Rikai – bobsled

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – snowboard halfpipe

Keijin Nakarai – ski halfpipe

Hanbee Abara – figure skating  

Miyuki Mikage – ski jump

Mizurou Tamaki – snowboard cross

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – women’s figure skating

Shirazu Ginshi – skiing 

Urie Kuki – speed skating 

Mutsuki Tooru – figure skating 

Hsaio Ching-Li – downhill skiing 

Aura Shinsanpei – he’ll say hockey when he means ice dancing

Higemaru Touma – ski moguls

Some juuzou angst? His S/O telling him she’s always wanted to experience pregnancy/ she wants a baby after he bugged her enough to tell him what’s wrong and his reaction to this since he can’t have kids but he wants to do this for her

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME.

JK I LOVE ANGST AND HEARTBREAK.

“Hey, [name], I know something’s wrong.” Suzuya Juuzou settles next to you. You sit on the curb, watching the giraffes in the zoo. One of your favorite places to visit as a couple, but today you went alone.

 You look up and try to smile. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

Suzuya pales. He can barely squeeze out the words. “You want to break up?”

“No!” You grasp his hands. Tears begin to leak out your eyes. “I just…being here…I’ve realized lately I want to have kids. Not just that, but grow a baby from my own body. Experience birth. And…and I know that’s impossible.” 

Suzuya’s mouth falls open. “Oh.”

“It’s not your fault,” you assure him. “I love you, and I’ll never leave you. I’m just…grieving, I suppose. For you, for me.”

“I’m sorry.” Suzuya looks at the ground. His eyes water. He only cries when he’s really emotional. “I’m so sorry.”

“No, please,” you beg. “This is why I didn’t want to tell you – it’s not your fault. It isn’t. I don’t resent you. I cherish you.” 

“We can…adopt,” Suzuya says. Like Mr. Shinohara almost did for him. “But I know it’s not the same.”

He’ll understand if you want to break up. He isn’t whole. And he would never hold you back.

“Juuzou,” you insist, forcing his eyes to face you, “I love you. I want to be with you. I want to marry you. I’m just sad for something that hurt you and me, although to a much lesser extent. And because I know you’re thinking it, I’ve never, ever thought of you as lesser or broken.”

He grabs you and pulls you close to sob into your shoulder. “I’m so sad.”

“So am I. It’s okay. We’ll be okay.” You cry with him.

When you leave the zoo, your hands are entwined.