Author: mercyandmagic

Okay but 14 y/o Hsiao and Matsuri at whatever age at the time just scheduling a meeting with Tsuneyoshi wearing matching t-shirts saying “I’m gay” on them

Oh my god yes.

“Are you ready?” Matsuri’s hands sweat. He smiles at his cousin, who’s supposedly less valuable than him, but he likes sneaking away to play with the garden kids like her.

Hsaio nods before kicking open the door to Tsuneyoshi’s office.

“What on earth -”

“Move aside, idiots.” Matsuri shoves Arima out of the way.

Hsaio and Matsuri yank off their sweatshirts to reveal rainbow T-Shirts reading I’M GAY across the front.

Tsuneyoshi glowers at his grandchildren. “Is this a joke?”

“Nope,” Hsaio tells him.

“We gay,” Matsuri squeaks. “I want to marry a boy.”

“I want to kiss Big Sis Hairu,” Hsaio says dreamily.

Tsuneyoshi grabs his phone. “Yoshitoki? Get your ass in here.”

The room is awkwardly silent as everyone waits.. Arima remains expressionless.

“Oh.” Yoshitoki stops short in the doorway, the moment he sees their shirts. “Is that all?” 

“Your spawn will destroy our legacy,” Tsuneyoshi growls. “We’ll get you a new wife and -”

Yoshitoki gasps. “No. I’m not putting another woman through that.”

“Oh, is that how it is? Are you like your son, then?” Tsuneyoshi mocks. There’s a dangerous edge to his voice.

Arima stays silent, knowing perfectly well what his brother and Special Investigator Marude do behind closed doors.

Yoshitoki sighs. Matsuri looks terrified, and Hsaio clutches his arm, determine to kill them all if they try to hurt her friend.

And his father would.

Yoshitoki sighs. His choice is obvious. “Yes.”

“What?”

“I put the B in LGBT.” 

“I’m sorry?”

“I’m a man, I’m a tough man, and I’m bisexual, Father.” Yoshitoki looks at Matsuri, who sweats with fear. 

“You – ”

“I’m in love with the half-ghoul leader of Aogiri,” Arima throws in quickly. 

“What?!” Tsuneyoshi gasps. “What is wrong with my family?”

“I mean…inbreeding, rape, sex trafficking, toxic masculinity…” Hsaio rattles off the words that come to her mind. 

“From now on, what if…we oppose V? What if we stop our abuse?” Arima suggests quietly.

“Yes!” cheers Matsuri.

Yoshitoki grabs his son’s hand. “For you, Matsuri, I would do anything.”

“What?! Get back here!” Tsuneyoshi fumes as his family walks away.

“We’ll be in trouble soon,” Arima says. “I’ll call my girl and get everyone whisked away to safety. A lot of secrets are about to come out.”

Yoshitoki smiles at Matsuri and Hsaio. Pride ripples through his heart. “Thanks to these two.” 

Hsiao is a babe and needs more love

– Saiko’s gonna give it to her. 😉

– Aura is never going to be forgiven for kicking her in the boobs.

– Hsaio is probably going to wind up the runner-up mother-figure of the Quinx members (Kaneki holds the top position, of course).

– Hsaio is going to convince Ui to build Big Sis Hairu, Arima, Shio, and Rikai an ostentatious memorial. Of Saiko’s design.

– Hsaio is gonna look after sick Saiko. She will not leave Saiko’s side, though she’ll cry at the horn growing from her. 

Headcanons for: What if Furuta and Uta like the same human s/o?

– Prepare yourself, because there’s going to be a battle. 

– Nico gets the human popcorn equivalent, Itori blood wine, and Roma films. Donato stands back, shaking his head.

– Uta remains calm and collected. Ever smooth, he tries to engage them in discussions of art and philosophy.

– Furuta is slick, but a bit less so than Uta. He’s going to try to hold their hand, or accidentally brush against their arm, and this desperation probably shows. 

– Ultimately, the results depends on whether the human likes in-your-face danger or hidden danger more.

– If Uta gains their trust, Furuta will probably have a tantrum and sulk for a night. Then he’ll show up in the morning pretending it never happened.

– If Furuta winds up with them, Uta will shrug and eat more eyes. Maybe he’ll go vent to Yomo.

– If the human turns down them both, Uta will suggest they kiss each other instead. 😉 

With the latest chapter coming out, can you write about the reader as a CCG worker turned Ghoul-thingy that’s just running around in panic and runs into Takizawa (Hakatori is with him?)

“Help me, please,” you whisper.

You’ve never felt hunger like this – a ravaging, searing pain that threatens to swallow you. 

You want to eat people. And yet…you can’t. You work for CCG.

But fuck duty. You’re not in this for duty; you’re in this because you care about people. And now you’re a threat to people.

You stumble outside, halfway looking for a kill. Halfway looking to end yourself, because you are now a threat, and isn’t that what CCG expects? 

But you don’t wanna die.

You whimper and curl up on the sidewalk, wishing you could disappear. 

“Well, what is this?” A high, reedy voice breaks into your consciousness. You’ve heard it before.

You scramble to your feet. “Stay away!” 

Your voice is twisted, inhuman. You hiss at the people before you … and then gasp.

That’s Takizawa Seidou, the infamous treason Owl. And Hakatori. 

“You all right?” asks the girl.

Tears well in your eyes. Was this how Seidou felt? How long did he fight? Will you give in, and be like him? “Help me.”

“Kakugans…that’s interesting,” Seidou remarks, eying your CCG badge. “How the mighty have fallen.”

“Help me,” you repeat.

Seidou holds out a severed arm he’s kept hidden in his cloak.

You lurch back. “No.”

“They’re already dead. You won’t bring them back,” Hakatori reminds you.

“I’ll create the demand for more flesh. No, I won’t,” you snap.

“Then you’ll wind up attacking someone else,” Seidou says. “I know. You can still live.”

“I don’t…”

“Shut up and eat.” Seidou grabs you. “Hakatori, hold their mouth open.” His eyes blaze. “Listen to me: you don’t have a choice right now.Ad for my sake, t believe I’m not worthless, you are going to eat right now. You asked for help, and you got it. Got it?”

You begin to sob, and Seidou sighs. He rubs your back awkwardly. “I know, it sucks. But it does get better. We’re here to help.”

Hewwo. Can ask for some hcs for ghoul Seidou and a half ghoul s/o?

– The half-ghoul probably started their friendship. They were determined to reach this person who for 20 years was a full human, but is now a full ghoul.

– Seidou freaked out when he realized he had feelings. He was good at denial, until his S/O one day just told him to kiss them.

– His S/O is really good at reassuring Seidou that they love him, his appearance, and that they believe in him.

– Seidou envies their ability to keep eating human food. At first they were hesitant to eat anything but flesh around him, but he insists. Because if he could still choose to eat human food, he absolutely would. 

– His S/O has to hold him when his flashbacks and memories of Aogiri get too strong. 

– They were primarily the catalyst for him seeking out Hakatori. They’re determined to help him atone by saving as many suffering people – both ghouls and humans – as they can. 

Reactions of Tsukiyama, Uta, Ayato and Yomo when someone calls them ugly. (sorry for my bad english)

Tsukiyama

– He will sob hysterically, on his knees, once he’s alone.

– In the meantime, he will poke fun at their clothing or hair or…something. But if they’re not actually ugly, he won’t call them ugly. 

Uta

– He’s hurt, but used to being judged on his appearance.

– Probably jokes with the insulter about what they consider pretty, or if they find him a magnetic kind of ugly.

Ayato

– “The fuck did you just say?” 

– Appalled. Absolutely. Appalled.

– Probably splutters out what’s supposed to be an insult but is actually just really funny and nonsensical. 

Yomo

– “Okay.” Stares at them. He might be hurting internally, but like hell is he gonna show it.

– Will probably want to ask for reassurances from Itori and Uta, but hesitate to bring it up because Itori will surely tease him.

What does manga!Shirazu think of his dark purple anime kagune?

– He thinks it’s a sexy beast, just like him.

– He wonders if Saiko will find it more attractive.

– He loves the dark purple with his orange hair, even though manga!Urie is horrified. 

– He runs around CCG showing everyone. Akira pats him on the head, Arima is confused, Ui rolls his eyes, and the Squad Zero children are super excited.

– manga!Noro is okay with being killed by that kagune.