Author: mercyandmagic

Hi uhm could you possibly do general fluff headcanons for Houji/Reader?? Thanks

– Houji is quite protective of you. His greatest fear is that Tatara will discover your existence and target you.

– Houji really, really likes baking with you on his days off. Chocolate-chip cookies are his favorite.

– He wants to adopt a pet with you. You both frequent animal shelters and pet stores, and Houji has a soft spot for the old, frail animals no one else wants.

– He enjoys binging Netflix with you (and some hanky-panky time in between).

– Houji does not talk about his feelings often, but when he does, he looks straight into your eyes and holds your hands. 

– He’s probably planning on marrying you in the near future. And it will be 100% planned out perfectly, unless Tatara or Seidou show up to Rek Shit. 

What are the Clowns reactions to Nico coming out as trans? :)

– Donato probably just shrugs. He’s not surprised at all. He may ask an inappropriate question about transitioning. -__-

– Roma cheers her on. She’s been waiting for Nico to come out to the rest of the clowns for, well, forever. 

– Itori is thrilled to have another female member of the team. She sasses Uta about it.

– Uta, like Donato, is not the least bit surprised. But he’ll create a beautiful new mask for his quasi-sister to show his support.

– Souta may be mildly uncomfortable because of his family’s pretty well-documented hypermasculinity. But he won’t treat Nico any differently, and he’ll try to push those Washuu poisons from his mind.

– Nico, knowing her, will probably tease Souta about having some flavor of transphobic upbringing, and they’ll get along just fine after he realizes she’s not going to hate him for another Washuu problem. 

Okay but if Mougan is actually a woman, here’s a headcanon that she adores light coloured dainty summer dresses

She does. Baby blue and powder pink are her favorite colors. 

Kiyoko occasionally helps her out, although then Mougan wants to go clubbing, and Kiyoko is not a fan of clubs. 

Mougan is a surprisingly graceful dancer, so she prefers dresses that poof out when she twirls around.

She’s also skilled at recognizing designer brands, ad being able to give fashion advice to all the members of CCG. It’s an open secret that if anyone is concerned about their appearance, or wants a makeover, you go see Mougan.  

You know who I haven’t seen on this blog in a long time? The Uihai family! Do you have any fluffy headcanons to share?

– Hairu was as boisterous as Masanori when they visited Disneyland. Her favorite ride was the teacups. 

– Masanori preferred the swings, and Ui, the Haunted Mansion.

– Hairu then teased Ui about having a dark side.

– Ui vomited after the teacups, after he went on them over and over for Hairu’s sake.

– Hairu and Masanori have discovered a new addiction: cotton candy.

– Until Ui discovers that he’s addicted, too.

– The Uihai parents decide they cannot have it in their home. Because it’s dangerous.

– But every time Masanori sneaks it in (and he does, thanks to his many mischievous friends), they are secretly delighted. 

Crack request: Uta/Renji/Arima/Tsukiyama all fighting over Take

CANON.

“Arima! You’re alive!” Hirako Take gasps as V dissipates, leaving the dead garden children crawling out of the earth. It would be creepy, but Take can see the recognition in Hairu and Arima’s eyes.

“Wait, wait, wait. No.” Tsukiyama jumps between Take and Arima. “Boy is mine. We bonded over Hajime Hazuki.”

“You stole my sister, now I’m stealing your boyfriend,” Yomo shoots back, uncharacteristically angry for Yomo. He grabs Take’s hand.

“Cheating after I saved your life? Renji, Renji, don’t you know Take Hirako has been mine from the start?” No-Face saunters forward.

“Wait.” Arima speaks slowly. “I came back from the dead for Take.”

“I forgave you for Take,” Yomo replies.

Tsukiyama stomps his foot. “I helped him in Goat!”

“So did Renji,” Uta replies with a shimmy. “And Take and I are destined to battle to the death.”

“I thought that was me?” Yomo crosses his arms.

“Take chooses to raise my newly resurrected garden children with however many of you are willing,” says Hirako. 

“Wait, you let them die?” Arima looks horrified.

First kiss for Uihai ;)

It happened unexpectedly, because Hairu was always unexpected. 

Hairu was running along a fence, balancing with exceptional skill, and Ui was rushing below her. 

And then she slipped , and he tried to catch her – and accidentally found her chest in his face.

“I’m sorry!” UI squawked, stumbling backwards.

“For what? You caught me.” Hairu smiled and leaned forward, and then her lips were on his.

Ui froze, but just for a moment. Then he kissed her back with all the passion Ui Koori had ever possessed in his life.

Aura angst hcs?

TW abuse.

– Aura was not loved by his family – he was too quiet, too awkward. Aunt Kiyoko was the only one who showed him true kindness. Hence his devotion.

– When he was a child, he tried to beat up an adult CCG agent who made fun of Kiyoko for being a woman.

– Sometimes he thinks he’s useless unless he surpasses Kiyoko – but the thing is, he doesn’t want to surpass her. He wants to keep Kiyoko his idol. Even if it makes him worthless to his family and CCG.

– He has a tender side for Mutsuki because he remembers how his parents hurt him when he dressed up like a girl or played with dolls or anything gender-bending. And he hopes that by being kind to Mucchy, he’s being kind to his younger self.

– His inferiority complex cost him his first and only girlfriend in the academy. He’s still mopey about it, two years later.

– To have Aura fall in love with you, you’d need to give him lots of affection and encouragement, and it’d still be hard for him to believe you view him as worthy.

– Kiyoko is probably planning on convincing San-chan to attend therapy. 

Godfather Hirako plz

– after all he’s done, he BETTER be the godfather of any Uihai or Arieto child.

– Not of Yusa, Shio, or Rikai’s kids, though. Because they’re never having sex.

– Godfather Hirako is very fun. He’s slipping treats to them as soon as their parents aren’t looking. He’s taking them to amusement parks, or at least for ice cream on quieter days.

– He regales everyone with tales of Arima, Ui, Hairu, etc.’s heroics.

– He also stops any Squad Zero kid mischief with his godchildren.

– That’s a lie.

– He tries to stop, but Shio is unstoppable. 

– He may be that forgettable person who blends into a crowd, but his godfather skills stand out. 

Kiyoko breaking a little whenever Akira calls her “Aunt Kiyoko”? Maybe with a little of Kiyoko trying to comfort Kureo in the wake of Kasuka’s death?

“Aunt Kiyoko!” Ten-year-old Mado Akira darts out her front door, and rushes up to throw her arms around CCG’s most advanced woman investigator. 

Though someday, Kiyoko thinks, Akira may surpass her. Her eyes mist. 

She misses Kasuka. Her best friend, and her beloved, even if Kasuka was in love with Kureo. 

“How are you, Akira?” She asks with a bright smile. 

“I passed my exam.” Akira nods.

“With the top score, I presume?” Kiyoko grins. Akira is modest, of course, but she’s the best in her class.

Akira nods, her face flushed.

“I hope your dad is treating you, then.” Kiyoko ruffles Akira’s hair. 

“Ah, Kiyoko.” Kureo steps outside wit a sad smile. “Nice to see you again.”

She nods, holding up her mother’s famous soup. Well, Kiyoko is not a good cook, but she tried it for the Mados. 

She used to come over all the time, back when Kasuka lived. Those nights were fun. Now, these nights are filled with tears.

But occasionally, she thinks as Akira hurries off, there’s still joy. 

That’s how she knows they’ll be all right.