GUYS. I WILL NEVER NOT CRY FOR MUTSURIE.
– Urie was probably forced into confessing by Touka. Emboldened that Touka snagged Kaneki by asking “are you a virgin,” Urie writes out personal and awkward questions to ask Mutsuki and weighs each one.
– He finally settles for “are you open to dating other men.”
– Mutsuki is very taken aback, but sweet. “Of course.”
– Urie: *face beet red* “I AM TOO.” *voice cracks*
– Mutsuki: “U – Urie?”
Urie: *panics* “Oh fuck me”. *realizes* “WAIT not like that! I didn’t mean it like that! I just meant – I like you – maybe -” *ducks from an apple Touka sends hurling across the cafe* “okay not maybe – I really like you!”
– Mutsuki is stunned. “Are you…asking me out?”
– Urie nods. That’s about all he can manage.
– Mutsuki’s heart beats so happily he fears exploding. He’s leaning closer and closer to Urie, trying to see if Urie is sincere, if he’s real, if this is really happening…
– Touka sees both of their distress and casually approaches to inform Urie that coffee is free for them both, so Urie better have a nice date planned for this evening.
Mercy and Magic 