I just thought of a funny utaren thing omg just okay so Uta and Yomo are tryna get all hot and steamy but the mood is ruined by Uta bursting out laughing bc of not being able to get Yomo’s coat off and then Yomo tries and Uta’s hair gets caught in it so I was wondering if you could translate this thought of mine to your lovely writing?

I like this idea.

“I need you,” Uta murmurs in that special voice of his, that special voice that allows only Uta to make such a corny line sound sensual. 

Yomo grunts his agreement as he hops onto a table in Uta’s apartment. He nuzzles Uta’s neck as the clown fumbles for his coat buttons.

It takes Yomo a while to realize Uta is still on the first button. “Um.”

Uta snickers. “I was wondering how long you were gonna be lost kissing me.”

“Do you need help?”

“I don’t know how you manage to wear this behemoth.” Uta can’t stop laughing. 

Yomo rolls his eyes and grabs the buttons. He jerks one off, but then Uta yelps.

“Uta?!” Yomo gasps. His lover’s hair is caught in his coat. “Shit!”

“I didn’t know you were into sadism,” Uta teases as Yomo tries to gently remove every hair. “Oh, just pull it out.”

“Then you’ll tease me about BDSM again.” Yomo’s face is red.

“I’m gonna no matter what. You should know that, Renji.”

Yomo sighs and tears out Uta’s hair. He stares forlornly at the black strands wrapped around the button. “Now what am I gonna do when Touka and Ayato see this?”

Uta snaps his fingers. “Simple. Tell them we’re married and have a kid on the way. Just like Touka and Ken.”