so it turns out the only time that Hinami will ever swear is when playing Mario Kart

Okay but for real: I never swore regularly until I played Mario Kart my senior year of college. Fuck Rainbow Road, and fuck Daisy who giggles at you every time she passes you whilst you struggle. 😛

“FUCK!” Hinami screams in despair. Bowser’s Castle, to her, may be even worse than Rainbow Road. 

Ayato giggles. “Come again?”

“Fuck Waluigi. Bastard just pushed me into a banana.” Hinami pouts.

“I’m very confused,” Tsukiyama announces. “Did Hinami just swear?”

“To be fair, we’re averaging about ten four-letter-words a second,” Touka says with a shrug. Kaneki, however, is stunned.

“It’s what video games draw out of you,” Saiko says. “SHIT!”

A blue shell has decimated her.

“There’s no squad loyalty right now,” Urie hisses as he takes over the lead.

“Or couples.” Mutsuki throws his own blue shell, and Urie shrieks.  

“I’m fucking last, Ayato,” Hinami whines as she falls into lava a third time.

“I’m fucking fourth. I won’t be on a podium,” he replies.

“Oh, come on!” Hinami glowers at him to hide her laughter. 

When their stats are posted, Mutsuki cheers, Hinami pouts, and Ayato grinds his teeth.

1. Mutsuki

2. Nishiki+Kimi

3. Touka+Kaneki

4. Ayato

5. Tsukiyama

6. Saiko

7. Takeomi+Yoriko

8. Hsaio

9. Higemaru

10. Aura

11. Urie

12. Hinami 

“Hold up, hold up.” The door to the gaming room flies open, and Itori, Uta, and Yomo stride in. 

“It’s time for us old-timer clowns to show you how it’s done.” Uta snatches the control from Touka.