Ui: wait did that just happen? Did my bad pickup lines work? *goggles*
Hairu: *shrugs, dances away*
Ui: *rushes after her.* NO WAIT. D – did you – did you mean it?
Hairu: Of course, Koori.
Ui: kisses her again and cries because this is all he wanted for Christmas.
Taxi driver: I’m sorry to interrupt but aren’t I supposed to be picking up one of you?
Hirako: *hides on porch and films the ensuing chaos*