Okay, so, in the tradition of my weird TG dreams — Ui showing up to the office one day in a ladies’/skirt suit, to compliment Hairu’s “masculine” attire, maybe~? Feel free to decline, of course; I know most people can only handle so much of my stupidity ^^;;

NOT STUPID AT ALL.

“Ui, what are you wearing?” Furuta Nimura doubles over with laughter. 

Sasaki Haise blinks in surprise at Ui’s skirt suit, which is pinstriped and fits him quite well. It’s a mystery to everyone until Ihei Hairu strolls in, in a matching pinstriped vest, her typical tomboy attire.

“We have matching outfits,” Hairu says after a moment. Her eyes shine with delight. This means Ui cares about her! Like, no one cares about her, but right now, Ui does! 

“Surprise,” Ui squeaks, his face flushed. 

“Awwwww!” Hairu rushes forward to grab him. She holds up her phone. “We have to take a selfie for Arima!”

“The fuck,” Urie mutters, just as Saiko yells, “We should do this, Maman!”

“We should show everyone.” Hairu kisses Ui’s cheek, and he’s suddenly certain that his discomfort is worth it.