Quinx Squad
Sasaki Haise – Opens with a pun.
Urie Kuki – on tinder for Mutsuki
Mutsuki Tooru – these men are sending me creepy asks! STOP!
Shirazu Ginshi – Im a playerrrrr (okay not really)
Yonebayashi Saiko – You’re not.
Higemaru Touma – Is the polite message everyone dreams of.
Aura Shinsanpei – Why aren’t women liking me…
Hsaio Ching-Li – *browses for Saiko’s profile*
Squad Zero
Arima Kishou – am i using this right *accidentally clicks on profile of high-profile author Sen Takatsuki*
Hirako Take – deletes immediately from nerves
Ui Koori – Hairu, help me set it up! (maybe she’ll get jealous).
Ihei Hairu – Sure Ui. Do you think Arima’s on here?
Suzuya Squad
Suzuya Juuzou – DO YOU WANT TO EAT CANDY WITH ME *gets all the girls and boys*
Hanbee Abara – too nervous to swipe
Keijin Nakarai – Suave.
Mizurou Tamaki – Fancies himself a pro. Is actually pretty nice, but awkward.
Miyuki Mikage – opens up with a line about the stars
Other Members
Mado Akira – no one’s as handsome as Amon. I hate all of you.
Houji Kousuke – *clicks on everyone remotely his type, discovers they are all Tatara trolling him*
Marude Itsuki – none of these people are as cute as Chika.
Tanakamaru Mougan – Profile description: I have a higher mind. Wonders why he never finds anyone.
Washuu Yoshitoki – gets Tinder to spy on his son
Washuu Matsuri – accidentally finds his dad, screams
Washuu Tsuneyoshi – He’s the predator everyone warned you about.
Kuriowa Iwao – wouldn’t use it, because he loves his wife.
Kuriowa Takeomi – it’s how he met Yoriko.
Kuramoto Itou – creates a witty profile that is one of Tinder’s most popular.
Furuta Nimura – a pro, always has a new Tinder date that he won’t allow to get close to his true emotional wreck.
Mercy and Magic 