Thank you!!!
“Uta, what the hell?” His GF rushes out of their apartment. “Renji, what happened?”
“He tried to eat me,” Yomo says simply.
Her expression sinks. “Uta.”
“Are you surprised?” Uta asks weakly as she leads him into their apartment, where Renji places him on the couch.
“Just disappointed,” she quips, grabbing a jar of eyes. “No, wait, you don’t deserve treats for this.”
“[Name]! I’m injured!” Uta whines.
“I love you, dear, so you’re eating healthy.” She pulls a heart out of their fridge. “Chew on this.”
“Can’t I at least have the fatty liver?”
“Nope.” She scowls, and Uta dutifully begins to eat.
“Don’t say it,” he says between bites.
“Say what?” Yomo looks confused.
“I told you so!” she shouts then, pointing at Yomo. “I told you he could beat you, and I told you the Clowns weren’t a good choice, and I told you to stay home tonight!”
“I like her,” Yomo says.
Mercy and Magic 