nobody knows about ayato and hinami being a thing (which has surprised them) except miza, and naturally, eto. however, touka and kaneki go to wake them up with a cup of coffee and see them “doin the do” pretty roughly, and ayato and hinami dont notice them until touka drops the coffee to the ground

“Hina,” Ayato whines as Hinami straddles him. 

“I’m so glad you’re back,” she whispers, nuzzling his neck.

“Me too. Even with the kids.” Ayato winks. 

“Practice, am I right?” Hinami blushes, and Ayato is flooded with thrills that she would want to spend the rest of her life with him. 

“Don’t hold back,” he begs her as their passion rises.

A cup smashes to the ground.

Ayato and Hina whip around to see Touka standing there, her nose bleeding and coffee splattered over her skirt.

Kaneki lunges forward, kakugan on full display, but Touka drags him back. “Let’s give them some privacy. Lock the door next time, Ayato!”

“Don’t lecture me about responsibility, pregnant one!” Ayato howls as Hinami uses her butterfly kagune to shut the door.

“Now.” Hinami smiles at him. “Where were we?”

Outside, Kaneki and Touka stare at each other. And scream.