If the Clowns were cats, what breed and/or color would they be?

*sees cat + clown ask*

*throws aside queue to answer immediately*

Uta – he’s a streetwise mixed black cat and 100% proud of it. 

Donato Porpora – Russian blue. I have one. They’re amazingly agile and precious. 

Nico – an expensive, sly Siamese.

Itori – My vodka aunt is a luxurious, beautiful Himalayan.

Hoito Roma – Maine Coon. Large playful kakujas of fluff.

Nimura FURuta – He’s a purebred Bombay to rival Uta’s black street cat.