Headcanons for: What if Furuta and Uta like the same human s/o?

– Prepare yourself, because there’s going to be a battle

– Nico gets the human popcorn equivalent, Itori blood wine, and Roma films. Donato stands back, shaking his head.

– Uta remains calm and collected. Ever smooth, he tries to engage them in discussions of art and philosophy.

– Furuta is slick, but a bit less so than Uta. He’s going to try to hold their hand, or accidentally brush against their arm, and this desperation probably shows. 

– Ultimately, the results depends on whether the human likes in-your-face danger or hidden danger more.

– If Uta gains their trust, Furuta will probably have a tantrum and sulk for a night. Then he’ll show up in the morning pretending it never happened.

– If Furuta winds up with them, Uta will shrug and eat more eyes. Maybe he’ll go vent to Yomo.

– If the human turns down them both, Uta will suggest they kiss each other instead. 😉 

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