Naki
– Naki.exe has ceased to function
– YOU WANT A BABY? he screams. When you nod, he’s so excited he, er, has problems lovemaking.
– after patiently encouraging him, you decide to try again. 🙂
Uta
– cue mischievous grin. “You’re sure you’re ready for mini-me’s?”
– “I hope you’re ready then.” *aggressively pulls you into bed*.
– may worry afterwards about what a bad father he’d be, and need comfort.
Tsukiyama Shuu
– has been waiting for just this moment.
– waxes poetic about what great parents the two of them would be.
– probably asks you to make him a father as he, er, finishes.
Yomo Renji
– he is flattered and yet concerned. He never imagined he’d be a father.
– Gets very emotional and weepy.
– sweeps you in those strong arms of his before beginning.
Tatara
– have you ever seen Tatara blush before? Well, now you have.
– “Uh, hon, I think there’s practical things we need to discuss more.”
– “Like you being the co-leader of a terrorist organization?” you retort. “We can keep our kid safe. You know you can.”
– This brings up feelings of inadequacy for failing to protect his brother, which you will have to work through.