The CCG has a take your partner to work day, and Urie takes his S/O in, except he’s kinda awkward and grumpy when they meet up with the Quinx and Haise because he’s all private and thinks he’s gonna be teased for having feelings™.

“Hey, why are you so reticent?” teases Urie’s SO. They hang onto his arm, brimming with energy. They’re thrilled to finally see where their Quinx boy works. And meet his infamous coworkers. 

“Because…they’re not gonna let me live this down,” Urie grumbles.

“Because…oh no, Urie Kuki has feelings? He’s not just a tool? Say what?” mocks his SO. They roll their eyes good-naturedly. “Urie, I’ve got your back. I think I could take Saiko or Mutsuki on.” 

Urie snorts. Now, that’s an interesting image. “This is why I love you.” 

“Oh my god, is this your boy/girlfriend?!” screams someone behind them. Shirazu races forward to grab their hand. “I’m Shirazu GInshi! Oh my god. I’m so happy to see Urie isn’t a stone cold bitch.”

“Wanna die?” Urie counters.

“You wouldn’t murder me in front of your significant other!” Shirazu staggers dramatically.

“I’ll turn my back,” quips the SO.

 Shirazu gasps, and then Saiko and Mutsuki appear. Saiko gushes over Urie, whose face is now neon pink, and Mutsuki gives him a reassuring smile.

“Well, well, well, who have we here?” Sasaki Haise approaches, his eyes wide. He’s, well, psyched that Urie has someone in his life.

Urie pouts. 

“You’re the half-ghoul!” His SO, to Urie’s consternation, dives at Haise and tackles him in a hug. 

Urie gulps. He probably shouldn’t have told them that.