Ooh more Oneshot!
Oneshot!Neki smiles at the pretty woman across the table. She eats her sandwich delicately, as if afraid he’ll judge how she eats.
And, dammit, now he’s afraid she’ll judge him for gulping the human food without tasting that shit.
“It’s good, isn’t it?” she ventures.
Kaneki nods. She’s cute, and kind.
“I’m a little embarrassed at how much I frequent your cafe. Your coffee is just so good,” she says.
“I’ve noticed you for a while,” he admits.
“Really?” She blushes.
“Mmm.” His stomach churns.
“Did you always want to ask me out?” Her eyes are wide.
“Yes…but…” He smiles. “I heard your conversation – debate – with those two dolts who were discussing ghouls. I thought any girl who defends a predatory species she doesn’t know is worth knowing better.”
“Oh, that. Well, it’s true, we should have empathy for them, right?” She chuckles.
“Agreed – if you’ll excuse me.” Kaneki leaps to his feet and hurries towards the bathroom.
He barely reaches it in time. He vomits over the dingy, cracked tiled floor. Fuck, now he’s gonna have to spend longer in here cleaning it up.
He gags again. He doesn’t hear the door open.
Then he feels her soft hands on his shoulders. “It’s okay. I know your secret, you know. I frequent your cafe because I like getting to know ghouls.”
“Huh?” He gapes up at her.
She grabs a stack of paper towels from the sink. “Let’s clean up the mess, hmm? I’m not supposed to be in the men’s room.”
She winks. “We can discuss this later.”
Even though he’s stunned, Kaneki can’t resist winking back.
Mercy and Magic 