Drunk Brooke insulting Koori and her squad

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.” Read it if you love OCs, Kanae, and Uihai. And if you don’t, you should. ;P

“We need to get you all home before you disgrace the Bureau,” Ui says. Hairu lifts Koharu and Marie off the karaoke stage they’ve been leaning against.

Ui offers his hand to Brooke, and a sober Carma lets Michiko lean against her.

“You’re the tattletale,” Michiko slurs towards Carma.

“I’m not sorry,” Carma admits.

“You shouldn’t be. They should be,” huffs Ui. 

Brooke narrows her eyes. Koharu is her Squad Leader, and she’ll be damned if anyone speaks ill of her. “Koharu, did you shove a stick up your brother’s ass when you were little?” 

Hairu chortles, and Ui turns red. “Investigator Akita.”

“No, but really.” The room spins as she takes a step. Brooke curses. “Koharu, I take it back. I blame you. Bad leader. Bad.”

“This is almost entertaining,” says Koharu.

“Carma, you wuss. I wanted to do shots with you. Now I’m sad.” Brooke sniffles. 

“Michi!” Mizurou rushes into the karaoke bar to take his girlfriend’s hand.

“No, Michiko. You are a strong woman. Walk on your own!” Brooke thrusts her fist in the air, accidentally striking Marie. “Marie, you’re in my way!”

“Brooke, you’re drunk,” Ui pleads. “Koharu, say something!”

“Something,” says Koharu merrily. Hairu and Mizurou dissolve into giggles, and Ui’s glad the music is loud so no one can hear him scream. 

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