HIGE SHIPPING HSIAO AND SAIKO

HE WOULD.

Higemaru Touma knows Hsaio Ching-Li quite well. Which is why he’s fairly certain he knows what’s up when, instead of returning to her usual nightly workout routine, Hsaio agrees to watch a movie with Saiko. 

“Hsaio, can I talk to you?” he says lightly.

She nods. “Sure. I’ll be there in a minute, Saiko.”

“Okay!” Saiko skips back up the stairs.

“What’s up?” Hsaio crosses her arms. 

“Youuuuu have a crushhhhh,” Higemaru sings softly.

“I do not!” Hsaio swats him on the shoulder.

“You do. I can see it.” Higemaru grins. “I think it’s adorable. I ship it. We’ll call it Hsaiko.”

Hsaio stares at him, open-mouthed. “You wouldn’t dare tell her.”

“No, that’s for you.” Higemaru giggles. “I am so excited. This is the most fun since Urie talked to Mutsuki at the wedding.” 

“You set that up? That didn’t go so well.” Hsaio glares at him.

“Well, this will go better. Now head upstairs and have fu with your lady love,” Higemaru sings again.

“I’m gonna smash your face,” Hsaio warns.

“Nah, just Saiko’s?” Higemaru ducks before Hsaio can punch him. “Okay, okay, I deserved that.”