Re Affiliates
Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.
Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.
Kamishiro Rize – Yes please.
Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki.
Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!
Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?
Yomo Renji – No way.
Kosaka Yoriko – No?
Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…
Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.
Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science.
Tsukiyama Family
Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself.
Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.
Matsumae – Nah.
Mirumo – 100x yes.
Chie Hori – No.
Clowns
Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone.
Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot.
Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously
Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes.
Rio/Shikorae – ?!
Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…
Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…
Aogiri Tree
Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this
Tatara – What is wrong with you people
Yoshimura Eto – Never say never
Noro – Why am I alive.
Miza Kusakari – Yep.
Naki – Huh?
Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably
Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.
CCG
Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function
Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself.
Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul.
Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell.
Marude Itsuki – Hell no.
Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes.
Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie.
Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.
Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?
Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.
Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response.
Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish.
Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes.
Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…
Arima Squad
Ihei Hairu – Probably
Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?
Ui Koori – It’s unethical.
Take Hirako – Who can say?
Suzuya Squad
Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?
Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me.
Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.
Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES.
Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly.
Quinx Squad
Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course.
Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this?
Urie Kuki – indubitably.
Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦
Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.
Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes.
Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.
Mercy and Magic 