Complete crack. The scene from the first series where kaneki and touka disguise themselves to spread misinformation to the CCG but instead of dressing as students the do the whole two people in a trench coat thing (kaneki is the bottom half and touka sits on his shoulders) . Everyone except Mado buys it and Touka almost hits her head on the way out. (if you need inspiration put “I don’t trust like that” into youtube search, i can’t add links to asks)

Oh my god. 

Mado narrows his eyes. That girl, the one in the black trench coat, has a torso that is way too long. 

“Come with me, kid.” He grabs Touka’s hand, and she lurches nearly off Kaneki’s shoulders.

We’re fucked, he thinks in fear. He can’t even see where he’s going! She just has to guide him. 

“Shit, you’re too tall for the scanners.” Mado scowls. “Kick your leg through.”

Touka pinches Kaneki. Maybe she wants him to run. But he has no choice but to kick his leg.

The scanner doesn’t go off.

Touka bites her lip to keep from gasping with relief. “Guess we’ll be going now.”

“Sure.” Mado glowers up at her. 

“Bye.” Touka flutters her fingers. 

The hulking figure stumbles towards the door. Touka ducks to avoid slamming into the frame.

“Sorry!” Kaneki whispers.

Great, now everyone thinks my stomach can talk. Touka pinches him again and guides him around the corner.