Hello! Could you please do Eto having the, somewhat threatening “Mother to future daughter-in-law” talk, with Touka about being in a relationship with her son Kaneki!

“So.” Eto leans against the tunnel wall, smirking at Touka.

“What do you want, you green bitch?” Touka crosses her arms.

“Why, the Mother-to-Daughter-in-Law talk, of course.” Eto flounces closer.

“Since when are you Kaneki’s mother?!”

“I made him into what he is today. He’s practically my child, dear.” Eto reaches out to adjust Touka’s bangs. “And I want to be sure you’re dedicated to him.”

“Of course I am!” Touka is offended.

“Good.” Eto wiggles her eyebrows. “Hurt him and I’ll feed you to my kakuja. Don’t worry, I’ll also tell him if he hurts you, I’ll eat him too. I’m an equal-opportunity feeder.”

“Oh my god,” Touka mutters. “You’re not going anywhere near us or our children!”

“Ch – children?” Eto looks positively delighted. “I’m about to be a grandmother! How about that!” 

She pauses. Her sole kakugan blazes. “Wait. You slept with my son?!”