“Naru,” Urie purrs. He hasn’t seen her for so long, not since his surgery.
“Show me your kakugan,” she teases. “Oooh, how sexy.”
“I’m glad you like it.” They’re in the backseat of her car, because she’s rich enough to own a nice one.
“Like it? I love it. I’m quite jealous, actually.” Naru sighs. She desperately wanted to follow Urie into the Quinx Squad, but her parents had threatened to disown her should she “forsake her humanity.”
“What do you want?”
“You, Kuki.” Naru laughs. “Always you.”
“That’s what I like to hear.” Urie presses her down into the seat.
“Are you this pleasant to your Squad members.” Naru moans.
“They hate me, and I hate them.”
“I’m guessing that means you love them.” Naru eyes him. Even in the middle of sex, she doesn’t lose her senses. “Considering you told me you hated me for years.”
“I don’t love you.” Urie grunts.
“I know you do,” she shoots back as his hands settle between her legs. “Ack, not fair.”
“Life isn’t fair.”
“Hmm, true.” Naru sucks the skin on his throat. “Guess you’ll have to tell your friends you got bruised fucking in a car.”
“Fuck you!”
“Isn’t that what we’re doing?” Naru winks.
Someone raps on the car window. “Urie, are you okay – AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Sasaki faints.
“Oh my. At least he hasn’t seen my face.” Naru peers out the window at Sasaki’s unconscious body sprawled across the sidewalk.
Mercy and Magic 