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“You’re the beshtesht shquad leader ever.” Hanbee clutches Suzuya’s shoulders. The room spins around him.
Suzuya sips his Long Island. It’s sweet and tangy and he likes it.
“To Shushuya!” Keijin leaps on the bar counter.
“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to keep your feet off the table,” says the bar owner, brushing back her peach hair.
“Okay.” Keijin falls backwards. “Trust fall!”
Suzuya barely manages to catch his second-in-command. Huh. He feels tingly all over. That seems weird.
Miyuki giggles. “I can shee into the fifth dimentshion. I can shee the future!”
“I can see your underwear.” Mizurou waves a hand in Miyuki’s face.
“No you can’t. You’re sheeing my shoul.” Miyuki laughs.
Suzuya waves down the bartender. “Excuse me; why is the room spinning?”
The bartender points to his Long Island. “How many of those have you had?”
“Three,” he says cheerfully.
The woman turns white.
“Bye!” Suzuya slaps money down on the table and stands. He trips immediately over Hanbee, who is rolling around on the floor.
When the Quinx Squad is dispatched to a bar called Helter Skelter, they do not expect to find Suzuya rolling around on the floor with Hanbee.
“That’s it; I quit.” Urie tries to back out, but Shirazu holds him fast.
As each Quinx drags a member of Suzuya squad out of the bar, they marvel at the unexpected turn of events.
The bar owner, too, did not expect to see Haise Sasaki’s face.
Mercy and Magic 