Oh dear.
“Can you put these papers on Arima’s desk?” Ui smiles at his girlfriend.
“Okay, Daddy.” She kisses him before dancing away.
Ui wheezes. What? Huh?
Laughter sounds from across the room. Furuta Nimura can’t stand properly. Hirako is bright red.
“Why’d she call him Daddy?” Shio’s eyes are even wider than normal.
“Let’s go practice!” Hirako waves the Squad Zero children away.
“Hairu,” Ui hisses when she returns. “You can’t call me that.”
“Why, Daddy?” Hairu smirks.
Ui’s certain he’s going to melt into a puddle on the floor. Gurgles come out of his mouth. Sweat runs down his forehead.
Hairu draws him closer. “Why don’t you be my daddy tonight, hmm?”
A crash catches both their attention. Furuta whistles innocently as he steps aside to show Arima, who’s dropped IXA and his jaw to the floor.
Mercy and Magic 