“Juuzou, you can’t eat candy in class.” Reaperneki raps on Suuzya’s desk.
Suzuya stares up at him with horror. The lollipop remains in his mouth. “But why?”
“Because it’s disruptive.”
“Not if you do it the right way.” Saiko pops a chocolate square into her mouth. “Just be quick about it, Suzuya.”
“Yonebayashi, do you want to go to the principle’s office?”
She thinks for a moment. “Principle Eto does have a nice couch.”
“Can I go to the principle’s office?” Urie raises his hand. “I’m tired of all your faces.”
Mutsuki frowns.
“Not yours,” Urie assures him.
“Awwwwww,” Shirazu teases.
“All of you: SILENCE!” Reaperneki shouts. “Now, Amon, tell me your initial thoughts on Egg of the Black Goat.”
Amon looks up, guilt plastered over his face like the donut crumbs on his lips.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” growls Reaperneki.
“I got him the donut; it’s my fault.” Akira rolls her eyes. “You know, it’s not the food that makes us inefficient; it’s you.”
Reaperneki seethes. “Aura?”
“I was too busy visiting my sick aunt to do the reading,” he replies sweetly.
Higemaru raises his hand. “I loved it!”
“I found the wording fascinating,” Hsaio adds.
“I couldn’t be bothered to read it.” Ayato yawns.
“Feet off your desk, Kirishima.”
“Which one?” Ayato grins as Hinami gently pushes his feet back to the floor.
“Teacher, you’re kinda weak at teaching literature,” Touka comments.
“You’re weak at literature,” Reaperneki counters.
“You’re weak, period,” she shoots back.
Takizawa passes a note to Kurona.
“Really? At this point, you could just talk,” says Reaperneki.
“Can I talk about how attractive you are, Teach?” whimpers Tsukiyama.
“THAT’S IT! ALL OF YOU! I AM ESCORTING ALL OF YOUR SORRY ASSES TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!” Reaperneki roars.
When they arrive, Eto blinks. “You got the entire class here? I’m so impressed.”
Reaperneki growls.
Mercy and Magic 