Hahahahaha I love it.
“Sensei is mine,” cries Mutsuki, snatching a knife.
“He’s my Onii-chan. You can’t have him.” Hinami releases her butterfly kagune.
“I am hands-down the cutest,” Hajime calls, sprawling across a sofa.
“You’re like 12, bebe.” Tsukiyama holds up a rose.”I am the older, star-crossed lover. I have mystique.”
“I have bite marks from my husband.” Touka pulls down her shirt to reveal her shoulder. “Sorry, I don’t make the rules.”
Hinami smiles at her. “You see?”
“Valid point, valid point.” Tsukiyama sighs. “But can we all agree that if you weren’t here, I would be number one?”
“No!” Mutsuki tackles him.
“This is fun.” Hajime watches Tsukiyama pull Mutsuki’s hair, and Mutsuki claw Tsukiyama’s face.
“Now my face is the prettiest!” Hajime races towards Touka. “I can mess up yours now!”
Hinami wraps him in her petals. “Down, baby.”
“If my kid turns out half as annoying as you…” Touka threatens.
“Kaneki loves Touka!” cries HInami. “I’m his little sister. Shuu’s his friend. Mutsuki’s his kid. You’re…a…”
“Twerp,” Touka finishes.
“Shut up!” Hajime clamors free. “I am adorable!”
The door opens.
“Huh?” Kaneki blinks.
“Sensei!” shrieks Mutsuki, launching himself at Kaneki.
“Ken!” Touka uses her ukaku to reach him first.
Hinami uses her petals to pull him closer to her. Tsukiyama grabs Kaneki by the ankles and is dragged along. Hajime leaps atop Kaneki’s shoulders.
“WHAT IS HAPPENING?”
“Eh?” Ayato peers into see the One-Eyed King buried under a mountain of frantic admirers.
Mercy and Magic 